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Appreciating the picture book "Meow"
Three little mice encountered a hungry big fat cat on the way to skipping school. The little mice enthusiastically invited the big fat cat to go to the peach forest with them, but the big fat cat was only thinking about how to turn the little mouse into a peach forest. The meal is on the plate, in this situation, what kind of weapon should the little mouse use to resolve the big fat cat's anger? What will be the final outcome of the mouse? Are rats and cats really natural enemies? Is it possible for there to be touching truth between enemies?
"Meow"
"Remember, this is a cat! As soon as you see this face,
run away quickly!
If you are caught, you will die.
You will be eaten in one bite! ”
The teacher was in class, and the little mice listened attentively! Awesome.
But... alas...
There were three little mice chatting there, squeaking, squeaking,
p>
The teacher didn’t listen to a word he said.
After a long time,
the three little mice realized that everyone was gone.
"Oh, why are there no shadows?"
"Then let's go pick peaches!"
"Great, let's go, let's go Let’s go.”
The little mice set off.
But at this moment——
Meow——
A big fat cat with a straight beard,
Waving her paws,
stood in front of the three little mice.
The three little mice huddled together and whispered:
"I was scared to death..."
"Who is this uncle? "
"Meow - suddenly jumped out!"
"Uncle, who are you?"
The big fat cat is scared! A huge jump.
So, the little mouse asked again in a loud voice:
"Uncle, who are you?"
"I, I, I am Who...
I, I am Yuanyuan!"
As soon as the words came out, the big fat cat's face turned a little red.
"It turns out to be Yuanyuan...hehe."
"Uncle Yuanyuan, what are you doing here?"
"What are you doing... ...Nothing to do..."
The big fat cat pouted.
"Okay then,
just come with us to pick delicious peaches!"
After hearing what the little mice said, the big fat cat Thinking:
(Delicious peaches... so good...
After eating the peaches, let’s eat these three...
Hehehehehe... …
Why am I so lucky today! )
The big fat cat ran towards the peach forest with three little mice on its back.
The three little mice and the big fat cat ate the peaches.
(It’s really, really delicious...but,
Don’t eat too much. If you are full,
these little guys won’t be able to eat it. Down.
Hey hey hey...)
The big fat cat thought while eating the peach.
After eating the peaches,
the three little mice and the big fat cat,
came back holding the remaining peaches.
When they reached the place where they were about to break up,
the big fat cat suddenly stopped.
The big fat cat held back its energy,
and meowed in the scariest voice - meow,
It was about to say this: " I’m going to eat you!”
“Meow, meow, meow” the three little mice also cried.
"Hehe hehe... When I first met Uncle Yuanyuan,
the uncle said "meow——",
At that time , uncle means 'hello', right?
Does this 'meow' mean 'goodbye'?"
"Uncle, here you go. It’s a gift!”
“One for each of us.
This is a gift for my brother.”
“This is for my sister.
"
"I give this to my brother,
Uncle Yuanyuan, do you have a younger brother and younger sister? "
"I, I have children..."
The big fat cat replied in a low voice.
"Really? How many children do you have? "
"Four! "
Hearing what the big fat cat said, a little mouse said:
"One peach is not enough for four children."
Give me this one to you! "
"I'll give this one to you too. ”
“And my peach. ”
“Alas——”
The big fat cat let out a long sigh.
The big fat cat hugged Taozi and walked back.
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The little mouse waved and shouted:
"Uncle, next time we have to pick peaches——"
"It's agreed——"< /p>
"I must come--"
The big fat cat hugged Taozi tightly
Meow---
Whisper
-END-
? A drooling big cat and three innocent little mice subvert the traditional story, and the delicate and tender portrayal makes us start from now on. Find the weapon to resolve conflicts, kids, have you found it?
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