I am urgently looking for a funny drama script about the psychological recruitment of college students.

Characters: College student, chairman, secretary

Props: paper, pen, mobile phone

C: Three and a half years after graduating from college, now I am out to make a living. I heard that Kim’s recruitment staff will be interviewed based on annual salary and working hours. Don’t miss this opportunity!

Don’t go out too shabby, buy a luxury car and charge a lot of money. The traffic is jammed, so you have to walk a mile and a half. It’s a waste. Fifty yuan. Hey, audience friends, I am really exhausted. But fortunately, we are finally here, this "human resources market".

(Looking around, I found a lot of people)

C: Oh my god, you don’t know this. It’s really shocking. Why are there so many people? Those who know say it’s recruiting employees, and those who don’t know give it away for free in the form of banknotes.

(Squeeze in as hard as you can)

C: (Gasp) Finally got in. With such a squeezing method, the bread turned into sausage. You said you are such a big company, why did you come to such a poor place to recruit? What about people?

J: It was difficult for Jin Group to start a business, and it took five and a half years of hard work. It went public the year before last and was a hit, and now it has become a celebrity and everyone praises it. Who would have thought that the economic crisis would come so quickly?

The economic crisis is a foreign enemy, and the shortage of talents is urgent. Directors are here to check it in person. Those who are unlearned and unskilled should not sneak in!

C: Hey, uncle.

J : Who are you calling uncle? Am I that old?

C: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I would like to ask where do I interview for jobs at the Kim Group?

J : I said you are such a famous guy. You didn’t even submit your resume and yet you wanted to go to the interview? Why didn’t you ask me when you would take over as director?

C: Why don’t I want to? I’m just afraid to ask. You don’t know either.

J: (angry) You...you...you...how do you say this? You know I am...

C: Okay, okay, okay. Everyone is here for this job, so don’t coax the fat guy into hiding before he’s even out of the pot. It’s not easy to find a job these days. You see, even a young and strong person like me can’t find one. With your age and conditions, It has fallen below the issue price. I can’t find a job and am anxious. I understand.

J: (holding back from getting angry) What is your education level?

C: (Very proud of it) Appearance) Undergraduate.

J: What university?

C: Tsinghua University

J: (Surprised)

C: The location of the campus A university in China.

J: What’s its name?

C: Hi, the name is not significant. However, this university is in a good location, between two famous universities. It is really a cluster. The aura of Tsinghua University is the essence of Peking University. In short, the students are not bad!

J: So what major do you major in?

C: (Looking very embarrassed) It’s a major. ?Let me think about it?

J: Are you talking nonsense? What kind of university undergraduate? I can’t even remember the name of my major.

C: I don’t know the name of this major. I've seen it twice in my life. Once when I applied for a volunteer, my dad filled it out. Once when the school handed out the diploma, it's three to five years old. I want you to remember it?

J: (Can’t laugh or cry) What is this? My major...

C: Brother, you have been asking me for a long time, what is your academic qualifications?

J: Easy to say. Graduate student of Zhejiang University.

C: (Surprised) Really? I heard that 1,000 or 999 graduates from here are assigned to high-tech units.

J: I’m the only one left.

C: Okay, okay, don’t be complacent. The Jin Group’s recruitment of employees is based on ability rather than academic qualifications.

J: Do you have any professional experience?

C: Too many.

J: Haven’t you even forgotten your major?

C: But I have strong self-development ability! The jobs I have participated in are all prestigious and admired by others. They are just a little worse than the chairman of the Kim Group.

J: Tell me, what do you do?

C: What do you think I do when you look at me?

J: How can you tell?

C: Look at your sharp eyesight. With my appearance, figure, and temperament, I look like a literary and artistic worker! Everyone is At first glance, I am considered an idol, but upon closer inspection, I am a capable person. In fact, I am both an idol and a capable person, specializing in film, television, and singing.

J: Oh? So what performances do you have? Experience?

C: I have participated in Super Man, Good Man, Real Man, Dream Man, Gigolo, Stylish Man, Avenue of Stars, Strictly Come Dancing, So You Think You Can Dance, Famous, New Dance Host, Shining's first heartbeat. I appear in every talent show.

J: Which record company did you sign with?

C: Unfortunately, none of them were selected. However, I have also participated in several blockbusters.gt; Do you know?

J: Blockbusters, why don’t you know?

C: It’s a pity that the camera didn’t capture it. But this is not mainly about my acting skills. The problem is that I forgot to establish a good relationship with the cameraman. Later on, I gained experience in filming. Before filming GT, I gave red envelopes to the director, assistant director, camera, lighting, costumes, props, makeup, and chores.

J: Showed your face?

C: Still not exposed.

J: Why?

C: Become a dead person with me Those buddies who gave me more gifts than me. But I am not discouraged. Keep up the good work. The most important thing in life is persistence. This year, there will be another blockbuster, war-themed. Guess?

J: Oh, gt; well.

C: Smart.

J: How about this time?

C: This time half of the face is shown.

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J: Why is it only half and you didn’t give out enough red envelopes?

C: It’s enough. It’s just that the director arranged for me to have a scene with Hu Jun. Good guy, he’s 1.9 meters tall. He was so tall that he blocked most of me alive. My mother looked online five or six times before she figured it out, and hurriedly told my dad that the big man with the scab on his head was our son. Well, luckily for me, Your hair style is unique!

J: Hey, let alone your academic qualifications and experience, even with your luck, the Kim Group can’t find the best stars at your door.

C: What are you talking about? Failure is the mother of success. I call this social ability.

J: Oh, that makes sense. In this case, I will test you. Look, there is a young lady over there. The one who sent the resume.

C: I know. Isn’t this an employee of the Kim Group? I can tell at a glance? How about it?

J: Who asked you this? She It says on the badge that you don’t have to be illiterate to see it.

C: This proves that I have good eyesight.

J: Don’t interrupt. I mean, can you handle her? ?Ask her to directly give you the meeting place and phone number.

C: No big deal!

(Go over and whisper to the lady for a while, take out a pen and paper, ask her to write. Then trot off Come back)

C: Done!

J: So fast?

C: Of course. I have been in college for four years, majoring in picking up girls and minoring in chatting up. Dating as a hobby. So far, three girls have gone on a hunger strike for me, two have been drinking for me, and one has jumped off a building for me. So when I auditioned, I gave my stage name the Girl Killer. Unfortunately, I had too many electives and too much time. I met Xiaohong when I went shopping with Xiaoli in the morning, and made out with Lingling in the afternoon. Fangfang called me to make matters worse. So I haven’t passed the exam yet, and I haven’t received my certificate yet.

J: (Can’t laugh or cry) I...I am I called you, what did you do?

C: NO PRBLOM. Look, I have my phone number and home address. I also added my height, weight, birthday, constellation, blood type, and hobbies.

J: Why didn’t you ask about your measurements as well?

C: At your age, why are you so immodest? You should be reserved when you first meet, you know? But if you must, I'm going to ask. (Getting ready to leave)

J: (Hold him) I asked you to ask about the location and contact number of the interview at Jin Group. Don't you want to be interviewed directly?

C: Oops. Why don’t you explain it clearly?

J: You don’t understand clearly!

C: This is what I think when I see a woman

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M: (Running over with phone in hand) Chairman, Chairman, your phone number is in Shanghainese

C: (With a surprised look on his face, he gestured to the secretary, Hit yourself on the head)

J: My phone number. (Look for it everywhere)

M: You forgot. When you came here early this morning, you said you didn’t want to be disturbed and were afraid of delaying the company. I just left the phone here. Shanghainese

J: (slaps his head) Oh--(takes the phone) Hello, dear./What? A woman’s voice?/(looks at the secretary) With one glance, the secretary lowered his head) No, no, absolutely not./I am working outside./Dear, don’t believe it. Where are some wild women?/Absolutely working?/Don’t believe it? If you don’t believe it, ask my employees/(IV Next look, turn the phone to C)

C: Hello, boss lady. Happy New Year. I wish you good health, youth and beauty, whatever you eat tastes delicious, and you succeed in whatever you do...

J: Let’s get to the point.

C: Where are Director Jin and I working outside?/Wild woman? Absolutely not/Speak in Shanghainese. The phone call I just answered./This human resources market is crowded. Za, you must have heard wrong./Hey, you must have heard wrong./I am sure and sure, there is absolutely no wild woman./Jin Dong married you so beautiful...

J: (Put the phone away) )Dear, let me tell you, you are too worried./What? Are you going out to eat tonight?/I will pick up the child?/Okay./

C: (with a flattering look) Kim Dong , Haha, Director Jin, it turns out you are the famous Director Jin.

J: Save it, kid. Didn’t you just say that I couldn’t find a job at my age? Why didn’t you say...

C: Misunderstanding, absolutely misunderstanding. That’s me. I’m sure and sure, that’s definitely me. However, why can’t you help me with such a small matter as recruiting a few employees?

J: Hey, is it okay if I don’t come? If I don’t come, those little bastards down here will mess around with me. Let’s just say that last year, our company hired a legal consultant. When they were introduced, then That’s great. I studied abroad, from Harvard.

C: Not bad!

J: Once, I called him and asked him to sort out some business-related regulations. Show it to me. Early the next morning, put a thick pile on my table.

C: Seriously!

J: Pull it down. Let me take a look: This law is based on gt; revised.

C: That’s right.

J: Article 32: When the people’s court hears a divorce case, if there is one of the following circumstances and mediation is invalid, it should be allowed Divorce: 1. Bigamy or a spouse living with someone else.

C: Isn’t this what the boss lady is worried about?

J: (rolling a blank look at him) In the end, I called him When I came to the office, he took the pile of paper and looked at it horizontally and vertically. He apologized quickly and said, Oh, Mr. Jin, I’m so sorry. I drank two more drinks yesterday. I searched on Baidu and found the marriage law. I asked him, are you not from abroad? Did you study abroad? Not from Harvard? The quality of education at this internationally renowned university is not up to par. What do you think he said? Director Jin, I am actually an American national and went to China to study at Harbin Buddhist College. Isn’t this called Harvard? ?Later, I found out that his lawyer qualification certificate was fake.

C: Then how did he get into your company?

J: No, we have a technical director there. He's the son of his second uncle's third cousin's fourth aunt.

C: Oh, it turns out there's an affair.

J: Hey, these days, nepotism is the norm. There are too many things. I said to find someone with five years of experience as a driver. A certain employee asked his uncle, who had fifteen years of experience.

C: Wouldn’t that be great?

J: He has been a cook for fifteen years. I said we should hire an operator. A certain employee’s sister was hired, and her voice was sweet and pleasant. Unfortunately, she stuttered. This made those customers anxious. Yes, I didn’t like to be active at first, but now they all come to my office. When they come in, they are yelling at each other. Director Jin, you are not going to go out on the road. Why don’t you sign the contract if you don’t want it? Ask an operator to play tricks on me. This No, (slaps head) a business is ruined.

C: (rubbing palms) It seems that I have hope now. Let me tell you, my four

The main course of the year was not in vain. Picking up girls is the same as defeating the boss. As long as you think of him as a girl, it will be done. The first trick is to flatter him. You can wear it all the time, but you can't wear it. (Excited one) Stomping his feet)

J: You stepped on my feet.

C: (Slapping his head) Oops, the flattery hit the horse’s feet.

J: What are you muttering about?

C: No...no. The second move is to show your sincerity. Director Jin, since your unit is so short of people, why not let me...

J: You kid? Just your education, your experience, your...

C: Director Jin, these are not important, are they? The key is that I have a good character. I have no relatives in your company. The same tragedy will not happen twice.

J: Really not?

C: I would have gone in earlier. (covers mouth). The third trick is to pretend to be pitiful.( Hug him) Mr. Jin, just accept me. I will work for you as an ox, a maid, and a slave all my life. I endure hardships and stand hard work, and I do my duty honestly. All you want is to give me food to eat. I’ll go up. I have an eighty-year-old mother and an eight-year-old son.

J: (Look at the table below) Young man, I have to go because I have something to do. Let me advise you: don’t waste your good time picking up girls. Talent selection, flirting and other messy things. Human life is short. A day goes by when you close your eyes and then open them. If you don’t close your eyes, this life goes by. (Imitate Xiao Shenyang)

C: Oh my god, little Shenyang. The fourth move is to do what you like. Mr. Jin, how about you? Classmate, classmate.

J: Who is your classmate?

C: I mean, a skit by one of our classmates, Xiao Shenyang.

J: (Looking at his watch) Okay, okay. I’m really too late. What if you really want to join our company? Wait until my son comes to hire you.

C: (Happy) Finally, I have a chance. Where is your young master now?

J: I am going to his place.

C: Then let’s drop by.

J: (waving) Driver, Lantian Kindergarten