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What is the "punch line" joke in one sentence?

1. In order to avoid the subway always passing the station, Mr. Mustard moved his home to the next station.

2. Men and women are comparing. The man said, "My monthly salary is 10k!" The woman ha ha a smile: "Oh, you want to compare salary with me ..."

Man: "Yes, compared with your heart, tweet."

3. The moon cake went to the urology department: "Doctor, have you seen my yolk?"

4. The moon cake teacher inherits Lushan Mountain, and a powerful sword is called Seven Stars; When a strong enemy attacked, Master shouted, "Seven people!"

Moon cake: "Master, but I only have five benevolence."

5. "You smile so sweetly!"

Lao Li, a diabetic, knocked the girl down with one punch.

6. There is a kind of bird that has no feet. It can only fly … until it lands …

You can go out.

7. Why did you break up with Teacher Yu?

The rest of my life is too short. ...

8. Everyone says don't be too nice to people you like. You must really like me.

9. Guangdong Smurfs say that loving someone is really blue.

10, I want to be a great player, so when you call me ridiculous, I can take it as appreciation.