A joke between parents and children.

Lead: Jokes come from life, but they can make our life more joyful and happy. Now, I have arranged funny jokes between parents and children for you. Let's laugh together.

1, the teacher found that there was something wrong with a student's parents' education methods, and always taught those things that were difficult to learn.

So I chatted with the parents of the students and said that to educate children, we must first start from scratch.

Parents:? I started from scratch, but I knocked him out with a stick. Experience shows that it is better to start with the ass.

My deskmate is a little slow. Just after teaching the number 1 to 10 in English, I suddenly asked a question very carefully that day: If you pronounce one one English 1, is1one? 1 1 1 Is it pronounced 111?

The English teacher came with a faint:? You can also read it like this. You belong to a dog. ?

3. What did the teacher do? Describe a person as ugly? Idiom.

When marking papers. There are many strange answers:? Ugly? Bull's head and horse's face? Sharp-billed monkey face? Frankenstein? No one answered correctly. When I switched to the last one, it actually said? Much like you?

My daughter came home yesterday and said happily: My composition was published in the newspaper! ?

I asked:? What newspaper? Is it a primary school student study newspaper?

Daughter pie pie:? Much bigger than this! ?

I am surprised: Is it China Youth Daily?

The daughter said:? Bigger than this! ?

I really couldn't remember, so I asked my daughter, What newspaper do you think it is?

The daughter said:? It's from our class. It's a blackboard newspaper! ?

There was a quiet little girl who came into the classroom after a short class one day.

The teacher asked him what he had done and replied, I went to the toilet.

The teacher slipped away without saying a word? Really?

This woman was stupefied for ten seconds and popped out: Take shit as evidence.

6. One day, the mother told her daughter? Mom can't pick you up every day. Let dad pick you up from school, but occasionally mom will pick you up. ?

The daughter looked at her mother blankly and asked seriously: Who's mom occasionally? .

7. I asked my son: Do you like the moon or the sun? ?

The son said:? The moon can bring light to the night, no matter how late you play outside, you can see the way home. The sun shines on my bed every morning, and I can't even sleep. ?

8. Primary school composition: class

Xiao Li is my good friend, but we quarreled over an apple?

The cause of the incident is this: Xiaoli came to my house and asked me to go to school together. My mother gave me two apples and asked me to give one to Xiaoli. But I didn't want to give it to her, so I ate them both later.

Xiaoli began to scold me, saying that the apple was hers and I robbed it. Actually, this apple belongs to my family. Why should I give it to her? So I quarreled with her. Later, we didn't talk for several days, and Xiaoli stared at me when she saw me. I am sad.

Life without friends is really hard. Later the teacher found out and criticized us. It was the teacher who educated me.

I learned a lesson: if you have something delicious, you must hide it! If a friend finds out, give it to her!

9. David Beckham saw an advertisement for three-package products on TV and said to his mother. Mom, starting from tomorrow, I also want three packs?

Mother asked her puzzled:? What three packs?

Beckham:? A bag of sugar, a bag of biscuits and a bag of chocolate. ?

10, Xiao Zhang came to my house with his four-year-old son. I gave him an orange, Xiao Zhang said, son, uncle gave you an orange. What should you say?

The child bowed his head and was embarrassed. I quickly said: You're welcome. Eat it. ?

Xiao Zhang smiled and said:? My son is too introverted to talk. ?

At this time, the child said to me in a particularly low voice:? Uncle, can you peel it off for me?

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