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Some people say that your husband keeps money for the New Year. How can you reply humorously?

1. Well, why don't you keep me for the New Year, I'll accompany you for the New Year, and go home and let your parents meet me?

2. Then keep it for the New Year. I would never rob you. I think I really don't want your things.

Save it for the new year. It must be a treasure. I think it's good to have a look. Can you show it to me now?