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The man and the princess haven't consummated their marriage for a long time. What clever plan did the king come up with for this?

There was a husband who had not consummated his marriage for a long time after he married the princess. The princess was very sad. The king thought of many ways to do this, and reminded Xu from the side that Xu still didn't understand and couldn't help it. Later, the king found someone else to drink with Xu and tell dirty jokes in the wine field. Only then did Xu realize that the princess was finally happy.

During the reign of Emperor Taizong of Li Shimin, he assigned a person he thought was very good to his sister Princess Danyang. This man is Xue Wanche. Although he was brave on the battlefield, he knew nothing about the life of husband and wife, which made Emperor Taizong anxious and helpless, but he couldn't explain such things clearly, let alone preach, so he had to mention him from the side.

First, Li Shimin, Emperor Taizong, showed Xue Wanche the fish and water in the pond and explained them to him? Have sex with fish and water.

Emperor Taizong and his sister had a good relationship, but their married life was not happy. Later, I learned that they had been married for a long time, but they never consummated their marriage. Xue Wanche was very interested in this. Couple? It doesn't make any sense for Emperor Taizong to call Xue Wanche and tell him that husband and wife should live in harmony. Xue Wanche didn't understand the meaning of Emperor Taizong at all, and said that he had a good relationship with the princess. Emperor Taizong had no choice but to lead him around the imperial garden. When he saw the fish playing happily in the pond, he asked Xue Wanche if he understood. But the answer given by Xue Wanche made Emperor Taizong completely speechless.

Second, find opportunities for Xue Wanche to watch animals mate.

As Xue Wanche didn't know how to make love, Emperor Taizong had to find another way. Later, he wanted Xue Wanche to see the mating of animals, so he invited Xue Wanche to go hunting. But in the end, he didn't achieve his goal, and he couldn't help but feel distressed. However, Xue Wanche hunted hard and hit many prey. When they came back, they happened to see two horses mating. The happy Emperor Taizong told Xue Wanche that the two horses were married. You got it? It was made clear that Emperor Taizong thought he really understood and was finally happy, but later he asked Princess Danyang, who was still unhappy and said that Xu was an idiot.

Third, Emperor Taizong invited other Xu He, and everyone sat together to drink and tell dirty jokes.

The men sat together and made merry. A Xu told a dirty joke at the beginning. Later, everyone said dirty words, only Xue Wanche giggled there. A Xu came over and jokingly asked her how often she and Princess Danyang had a relationship. I didn't understand what was going on until Xu made it clear, just like two horses. Xue Wanche blushed when he saw the two horses that had mated with Emperor Taizong before. Until this time, this is completely understandable. Since then, Princess Danyang has also recovered her former spirits.