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Our family 1
My home is a bug nest, with 4 bugs living in it.
The boss in this family is my mother. She is just a nagging insect. She can nag for a long time over trivial matters. Three little bugs will be nagged by them every day. Nagging once, hey, this nagging bug can make the other three little bugs complain incessantly.
Every time the nagging bug is nagging, there is a wall bug beside it to fan the flames, and that is my dad. My dad is a true wall-worm, and he will fall in whatever direction he is strong. So the other two little bugs really don't like to play with this wall bug, for fear that they will be discovered by the nagging bug while playing, and then another wall bug will come and gloat about their misfortune, or they will be reported by this wall bug.
Talking about snitching, I am very happy. Due to the exaggeration of my father’s troublemaker, this little bug like me also likes to snitch, and it is another little bug that I beat. Sister, I love beauties. The beauty-loving bug loves beauty very much, so he often buys some gadgets. However, after this purchase, the nagging bug becomes unhappy and starts to nag. The beauty-loving bug has no choice but to buy it secretly. However, the beauty-loving bug is too lazy. They live under the same roof as my overly curious little bug, so the evil factor of my little bug appears. Every time the beauty-loving bug buys something, I immediately report it to the nagging bug. For this reason , I was also hated by the beauty bug for more than ten hours.
Now that I’ve introduced the three little bugs in my house, everyone should know my identity. Let me tell you the truth, I am a cute, evil, little Chongchong who loves to read and is also very lazy. Little Chongchong has a very high status in this family, because Grandma Chongchong and Grandpa Chongchong like me, the pistachio Chongchong, very much. And Nagging Chong has to listen to Grandpa Chongchong and Grandma Chongchong. Hee hee, little Chongchong was very rampant before he was at home, but now, little Chongchong has become a good Chongchong.
We four Chong Chong live together, and sometimes we are a little noisy, but we four Chong Chong are still very happy.
My home is a bug nest, with 4 happy bugs living in it. We are a family 2
Family is the foundation of a person. Without a home, there is no place to take root. Some people have a family of three, some have a family of five, some have a family of seven, and we are a family of eleven.
My grandmother gave birth to two girls and a boy - these are my two aunts and my father.
Grandma is very kind to others, very optimistic about life, and is always cheerful. She and my grandfather had a very good relationship, and they would quarrel from time to time. Every time she mentioned my grandfather, she always said "this dead old man". When she scolded her grandfather for doing something wrong, he always smiled dryly, rubbed his hands vigorously, and rarely spoke back. Occasionally, I would say a few words, but in the end it would be nothing.
My dad is usually a good person. He often makes jokes with me. He never takes the airs of being a parent. He and I are like close buddies. He has always had a good relationship with others. When colleagues and friends ask him for something, he does it cleanly and neatly, never being sloppy. Usually, he often goes out to eat and brag with a group of old buddies, and his life is enjoyable.
My mother is very good to me and takes special care of me. It's just that she thinks I'm still that ignorant little brat and cares about me at every opportunity, which sometimes makes me a little disgusted. Once she found out, she thought the estrangement was caused by not caring enough about me, and took more care of me, which made me uncomfortable and funny. She also has a somewhat irritable temper, and sometimes does other things while reading a book. She also tried her best to change herself and tried to take care of me reasonably.
I am very fortunate that my family is still very harmonious and everyone works hard. I can't fall behind either! Our family 3
There are three people in my family: my workaholic dad, my beauty-loving mom, and of course, me, the pretty little girl. Our family is always full of laughter.
First, let me introduce my workaholic dad. Dad is about 1.8 meters tall and weighs 148 pounds. You must be wondering why I call my dad a workaholic, right? Because he likes to work very much, he is not at home from Monday to Friday. He only comes back at eight or nine o'clock on Friday night. He will not rest when he comes back. He has to rush to the sports car non-stop, and he will stay there all night. One of the characteristics of my father is that he is very patient. Every time I have a question that I cannot solve, he will teach me very carefully.
But I want to say, dad, can you take some time to accompany me?
Let me introduce my beauty-loving mother. Women all love beauty, and my mother is no exception. My mother's skin is very white. Although her face is full of wrinkles, the wrinkles on her face are like blooming flowers. My mother would rub some weird stuff on her face every morning for dozens of minutes. But strangely enough, every time she applied those strange things, she instantly felt ten years younger. It doesn't matter if she doesn't apply anything. The key is that after applying it, she still asks me if I'm beautiful. If she doesn't say it, I'll be annoyed by it! Mom has to carry a camera with her when she goes out. She also needs to use a beauty camera to take pictures wherever she goes. And... Actually, mom, I want to tell you that you look best without makeup. Don’t care about other people’s opinions. Believe it or not. Own.
Finally, let me introduce myself. I have a nickname, Little Meili, because I am always very pretty. I have so many clothes and shoes that I can use the idiom "countless" to describe them, but I still can't help but buy clothes. I especially like wearing Hanfu. Every time I wear Hanfu, I have to take photos non-stop. After taking the photos, I have to post them on WeChat Moments. Do you think I'm smelly or not?
Look, this is my family, an ordinary home! Although everyone has different hobbies and personalities, our lives are extremely happy! Our family 4
Our family consists of me, father, mother, grandpa, grandma and grandpa. Whoever comes last will say it first. Let’s talk about grandpa first!
My grandpa is 72 years old this year. He looks very kind, has not many wrinkles on his face, has very flexible hands, and a good brain. He often plays cards with us. But grandpa just doesn’t have enough feet. Handy because he has diabetes. Our whole family respects him very much, for fear that something might happen to him. Who makes him the "backbone" of the whole family?
Grandpa and grandma are both over sixty years old. They both love to exercise, but recently, due to Grandma's rheumatism has attacked again, so she can only stay at home for the time being. Grandpa and grandma also love to play checkers and often compete against each other, but for some reason, grandpa often wins (their level is about the same). And grandpa also has a hobby: cooking. Grandpa's cooking skills are truly like a one-armed general - with one hand, the dishes he makes are full of flavor and flavor. Spring rolls, meatballs, and pancakes are all his specialties. Grandma loves to work very much and is eager to do everything. The two old people really live a good life together.
My mother is 36 years old and the breadwinner of the family. She graduated from a junior college and wears a pair of glasses. She works so hard every day, boiling water, washing clothes, and doing other things. She had to help me with my studies. She really worried about everything big and small!
My father has just turned 40 and is the main source of income for the family. He is very strong. He goes to work at 8 o'clock every day and works until 10 o'clock at night. At noon, he only eats some lunch in the office and then dozes off. An hour later, he will get up and work again. However, I don’t know why, in such difficult "years", he still has a beer belly?
This is my family, but it does not include me. It is not too late to introduce it now: I He is 11 years old and studying in Class 6 (6) of Xiangyang Central Primary School in Tunchang County, Hainan Province. I will be admitted to junior high school soon. I am the hope of my family. I have to live up to expectations, study hard, and strive to be admitted to Shanghai High School to realize my wish.
Ha, this is really a big family, and every one of us is indispensable. Our family is 5
In my family, one loves to work, one loves to sing, and the other is a little bookworm. These three people form a family.
I have a hard-working mother, who does all the housework at home. My mother was busy all day long, sweeping, mopping, wiping tables and chairs, doing laundry, buying groceries, cooking... When I came home from school that day, I saw my mother cleaning the floor, and looking at her sweaty look, I knew she was I was taking advantage of my break from work to do some general cleaning. It seemed like I had been doing it all morning. I felt very sorry for my mother and advised her to rest, but she refused. My mother has this habit of doing housework without stopping until the goal is achieved.
This is a hard-working and capable mother.
My dad is tone-deaf, but he loves singing. My friends didn’t appreciate my father’s singing voice. His songs were all out of tune. In my words, my father sings alone and our whole family suffers. It is simply noise.
The strange thing is that my father likes to sing. He sings when walking, singing on the way to and from get off work, and when he has nothing to do at home, he will sing those tone-deaf songs, which made my mother and I laugh to tears.
This is my tone-deaf dad.
Next is me, I am a child who loves reading. In the words of my father and mother, I am a little bookworm. Whenever I see a book, I forget everything around me and feel like I have found a treasure. Get up with full concentration. Once, I borrowed a book called "World History in Pictures". Whenever I had free time, I would pick up the book and read it. I took notes while reading, which helped me understand the past of the world and broadened my horizons.
This is me who loves reading.
In our family, I admire my mother’s hard work, and my father’s tone-deafness adds joy to the family. My bookworm makes my father and mother proud!
I love my family! Our family 6
Home is an umbrella that protects us from wind and rain. Home is an oasis of the soul that brings us happiness and relieves our worries. Home is a lamp that helps us illuminate our future. The road to travel. In our warm home, there are three people with different personalities. Let’s get to know each other!
"Pig" Dad
Pigs are both sleepy and greedy animals, and my father is also like this. Every morning, my mother doesn’t get up no matter how she calls my father, as if she has a close relationship with the bed! Mom had no choice but to go cook. After more than half an hour, when a strong aroma of rice wafted out of the kitchen, Dad jumped out of bed and went to the bathroom at lightning speed to brush his teeth and wash his face. In the blink of an eye, He was already sitting at the dining table and started to wolf down his meal.
"Chameleon" mother
A chameleon can change colors, and my mother is also so changeable. Look, mom’s big watery eyes are like the two brightest stars in the dark night, and her cherry-like mouth always speaks sweetly. However, don't be fooled by her appearance. Once she gets angry, even the rain of the Dragon King of the East China Sea can't put it out. As long as I have some problems in my studies, I will be burned by my mother. My mother is like this. Sometimes she is gentle like a sheep, sometimes she is violent like a lion, and sometimes she is quiet like a kitten. It’s really A veritable "chameleon"!
"Monkey" me
Speaking of monkeys, everyone knows that they are lively and naughty, and they always like to climb trees. When I have no leisure time, so do I.
Once, my classmates and I were playing in the park. There were four tall and big pine trees in the park. There was no tree that I couldn't climb. My classmates were all very envious of me. Even on the rockery in the park, I can climb up and down as I please, but don’t imitate me! When I was at home, I couldn't calm down. I would dance hip-hop and crawl around on the ground. My mother would always laugh and cry when she saw her: "You kid, you are just like a monkey!"
How about it, isn’t our family very interesting? Our family is 7
Snowflakes are dancing.
Lying quietly on the snow, the rime in the distance is blurred by the snow, and the snow grass nearby is dancing in the wind. On Big Baldy Mountain, everything seems mysterious. I was intoxicated and I praised loudly. My parents sat aside and looked at me with smiles. Traveling is great. I thank them for giving me a different experience and a different me.
Once upon a time, I was a homebody who "had no ears to hear what was going on outside the window, and only read the books of sages." I always like to read, read and write in my own little world, in the dark. No matter day or night, I always hold a pen and draw bottles and jars on the snow-like paper. Even in school, I didn't take a step outside the classroom door. This is my life: home-school.
At that time, my parents would always tell me to go for a walk outside. At first I didn't agree, like a stubborn puppy. As time went by, they were just kidnapped and forced to go out. Go to feel the mystery among the lavender bushes and go diving in Hainan. What was even more outrageous was that they abandoned me and threw me into a summer camp to face independence.
But slowly, I started to like traveling and seeing the world, and I became outgoing. In the afternoon, the sun poured down on the window sill like rain. In this tenderness, I read travel magazines with my family and felt the exotic customs.
I smiled and shared with them my thoughts after the trip, and I weaved in my mind in advance where the family would go during the summer vacation;
During the holidays, the family traveled around the world. Take the Atlantic Ocean to South Korea, where you can enjoy the beaches and delicious food. Afterwards, a friend opened his eyes and asked me, "Are you going to South Korea?" I was also curious and asked me what the difference was between the two countries. I smiled, indifferently, but in my heart I was extremely proud.
It was even more so in that social studies class, when the teacher talked about geography. I proudly pointed to the map and said that my family had been here before. I was very happy when I saw my deskmate’s rabbit eyes widening. I also thanked my parents for taking me out, which opened my eyesight and no longer kept me like a frog in a well. .
There are many beautiful places in the world, I think. But you need a pair of eyes that can discover beauty, maybe you can open the curtains.
The snowflakes are dancing, and we are a family. Our family 8
It would be really interesting to compare my family to a zoo. My family's zoo is small, with an old cow, a sheep, a tiger, a pig, and a little monkey.
The old man in my family is my grandfather. He is a bit old, of medium height, with gray hair, dark and thick eyebrows, and rough hands. He gets up early and comes home late every day to work hard for our family. He works diligently, so he is my hard-working old cow.
Where are my sheep? Naturally, it was my grandma. My grandma was old, her legs were always aching, and she couldn’t do heavy work. However, she took on the responsibility of cleaning the house and taking me to school. Naturally, she did not escape my oppression and exploitation. She became my cash cow. She is my kind-hearted grandma sheep.
The tiger is the mother. She is young, beautiful and loves to dress up. She is very beautiful, but naturally also very fierce. I like to eat meat and the rice is very delicious. The most terrifying thing is the ferocity with which she hits people. The pig at home and I were bullied by her a lot, and the pig was the worst offender.
Speaking of pigs, everyone should have guessed it, right? That is my father who is too lazy to do any work. He leaves as soon as he gets to work and sometimes doesn’t come back at night. Even when he comes back, he keeps playing with his mobile phone, which is of no use to the family. The tiger roars all day long! The only contribution he made was to help me with my homework.
The little monkey is my lovely brother. He is very thin and handsome, but also very naughty. If his mother is not at home, he will make the family very angry, and there is nothing you can do to him. This also corresponds to the saying, "When the tiger is not at home, the monkey is the king." Haha, he also adds a lot of fun to the family.
This is my family’s zoo. It is full of love, joy and laughter. It is my favorite place. Our Family 9
I have a happy family: a hard-working mother, a Wechat father, and of course my humorous self.
My mother is a hard-working person, and she does all the housework at home. I remember one time, my cousin came to my house, kicked here and there, and "wiped" all the mud he stepped on on the floor of my house. My mother looked at it and shook her head. She immediately went to the bathroom to fetch a bucket of water, picked up the mop and dipped it in some water. She mopped the floor very seriously, despite being exhausted from a busy morning. After mopping the floor, we worked non-stop to make lunch for our family's survival plan. We were so busy that we were sweating profusely, but we never even said we were tired.
Dad is a WeChat fan. After work, the first thing I do when I get home is sit on the sofa and touch my phone, checking WeChat Moments. Once, while eating, he checked WeChat while eating, and laughed "haha" from time to time, as if he had found a treasure in WeChat. While eating, he accidentally put the chopsticks without food into his mouth and bit hard, making him scream "ouch". Looking at the chopsticks in his hands, he couldn't laugh or cry, but my mother and I were staggering with laughter.
Father and mother are both interesting people, and their children are certainly not much different. I consider myself a humorous person. Once, I went out to play wearing a down jacket that my father bought me just yesterday. When I came back, because my clothes were dirty, I deliberately folded them and held them in my hands. After opening the door, my father saw me and asked: "Are the newly bought clothes dirty now?" I said with a bad smile: "A little bit." "Show me." Dad said pretending to be kind. But when he saw the muddy clothes, he got angry: "What's the matter? It's only a little clean?" I winked and said, "You interrupt me before I finish speaking. What I said is a little clean." clean.
"When Dad heard this, he couldn't help himself and burst out laughing.
Our family is always filled with joy and warmth. I love my family. Our family is 10
We all have a happy family, and my family is the most unique because the members of my family are so funny.
Smelly Mom
I have a very sweet girl. Mom, I have to take a picture in front of the mirror every day before going out, and sometimes I take a picture and post it on social media, dressing myself up like a fairy in the sky, which makes me fascinated when I see it.
My mother uses it. Her foundation is very white, whiter than the wall. She likes to use gray eyebrow pencil and dark brown eye shadow for light makeup. The makeup she draws is very beautiful. Sometimes she also puts on glitter and some rose red. Lipstick, my God, it’s so awesome
Dad who loves to play with mobile phones
My dad is a complete mobile phone addict. He gets up early and plays until late at night. He runs into the bathroom to play in the morning. I would lie in bed and play at night, sometimes... Anyway, I would think about my phone all day long and not listen to anything I said. I was really like a child.
One day, his mother made dinner and asked him to eat it. Keep saying: “Oh! oh! oh! "But my mother is impatient every time. She gets angry, kicks the bathroom door open and snatches the phone away. After that, my father comes out to eat obediently. But this is my father when he has nothing to do. My father is also a very busy worker. Positive person.
Annoying sister
My sister is just 5 days old. She is so annoying. She cries all day long, crying when she is hungry, crying when she urinates, and even when she sleeps. Crying too. She is too lazy. She just sleeps and eats...
Oh my God! It’s so hard for me. She cried for three days and three nights, and now I have dark circles under my eyes. Come out, oh my god! But she looks pretty chubby.
"Game master" me
I am a game master, a character in the game. I beat them all to the ground.
On Sakura Campus, I took my police classmates... to the entrance of the Volcano Group Office to beat the men in black. After beating them outside, I went inside to beat them. There are all kinds of weapons hanging on the wall inside. Let’s go in, knock them down, and grab the weapons. It’s so cool! I know a lot of games. I believe you are no match for me.
This is my crazy family. You think it’s funny or not! I love my family, and I love my family even more.
Look, our family is harmonious and happy. We are a family of four, my father, my mother, and my brother.
My father works all day long and is homeless. She can only come back to see us during holidays. My mother is a standard housewife. In addition to taking my brother and me to and from school all day long, she also does some housework, cooking, washing clothes, mopping the floor... she can be called very virtuous. My younger brother and I stayed at school all day long.
One time during the holiday, our family of four went out to play. It wasn’t really play. We just went shopping and bought things. We didn’t play. What.
We finished our shopping and were about to go home. "I was walking on the country road..." I was humming a tune while walking.
When I was halfway there, my brother came. I found a stray dog ??and pointed it out to me immediately, asking us to feed it something.
I saw that the dog was dirty, so I hurriedly ran five feet away.
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My brother saw my expression and hurriedly walked over to find my parents. My parents had completely different attitudes:
“Okay! People must be caring, that dog is so pitiful..." So, my mother threw some bread to the dog, and the dog "woofed" a few times happily.
After that, my mother said to me: "Dog Dogs are also spiritual. If we don’t help it today, what will it think of humans? We need to think about the problem from another angle..."
Since then, I have become caring.
After we got home, we "performed our duties" again, that is We did our own thing. After we finished, we each held a mobile phone and played with concentration.
Look, this is our family.
We are a family of 12
I have a happy family. Each member has his or her own characteristics and moods. Together we form a colorful rainbow.
This red rainbow is my dad. He is the most powerful, strongest, and indispensable important person in the family, so he is very busy with work and family. However, he still contributes a lot to family education and is the "backbone" of the family.
Beside the red rainbow, there is an orange, beautiful rainbow. That's my mother. Although my mother was born in the year of the Rooster, she does not get up early and on time like the Rooster. Instead, she likes to sleep in late. Despite this, she is still very considerate of her family. She is indispensable for grocery shopping, cooking, and washing dishes.
And this yellow rainbow, which symbolizes women, is my angry sister. Maybe it's because my sister is born in the year of Tiger. She has a bad temper and changeable temperament, like a weird kitten. She loves to make funny faces and learn strange sounds, and she is depressed all day long. But when he is happy, his smile is beautiful, like a spring flower.
Among the many rainbows, the one who loves me the most and cares about me the most is undoubtedly the green color---grandma. Grandma is the peacemaker in the family. If my sister and I quarrel, she will quickly come over to "break up the fight." Grandma likes to grow vegetables, and would go back to her hometown in the countryside to farm when she has nothing to do. No, she is back to her hometown again.
What about me? It’s a blue rainbow that’s pleasing to the eye. I am funny, like to joke, and am the "pistachio" of the family. Sometimes I am very proud and narcissistic, and my writing is not neat and sloppy.
Look, this is our happy family. A wonderful, happy rainbow family. I love our family. Our family is 13
I have a happy family, there are four people in my family. The four members of my family are not ordinary. They are all masters in the world, and all of them are pregnant. stunt.
First of all, the head of the family - my father, he is the bad-tempered man in the world. I remember one time I talked back to my teacher at school. He was working in Yangxi and didn't plan to come back that day. But my demon controlled me at that time. I said something back to him, and he became angry after hearing it. He drove back from Yangxi in 20 minutes and took a wooden stick as big as an arm from the construction site. Next thing you know.
Where there is a father, there must be a mother, and my mother is just a sweet mother who sings a white face. "Don't mention how much my mother loves me. Once I broke her mobile phone, although she kept scolding me. , but I know she loves me, she just wants me to know some things about the world.
My sister, the Money Man, doesn’t deserve her name, no matter how much you give her. She spends all her money, and she always pursues famous brands. She likes everything from NlKE to Adidas. I remember one time when I went to Macau, my mother gave her 3,000 Australian dollars and asked her to play with me until we returned to the room at night. When I returned to the room, I saw her carrying all kinds of bags, big and small. Not only had she used up 3,000 yuan, but she had also swiped her card for 372 yuan.
Me, I am a shoe lover. , but unlike my sister, I only have a special liking for brand-name shoes and don’t like clothes. Once when I traveled to Hong Kong, I visited more than 70 shoe stores and bought shoes worth more than 4,000 yuan. When I got home, my mother asked. Why did I buy such expensive shoes? Then I said to her: Because the living standard has improved.
Look! This is our family. Son 14
Our family consists of me, my father and my mother. We are like three little insects, living a warm and happy life. Look, our family is coming towards you.
Internet bug------Dad.
My dad is "notorious"! He plays with the computer every day, and it seems like he will faint if he doesn't play for a while. My mother was not here today. My father took me home after school and rushed to the computer desk to play games. Alas, I had no choice but to start my homework. Sometimes I wanted to ask my father what to do when I encountered a problem. Write? Dad either pretended not to hear or just said: "Find your own way. "The cigarette never left my hand, my eyes never left the computer screen, and I continued to play games. When I finished all my homework, I looked up at the time. It was already nine-fifteen, and my father hadn't cooked yet. I called him several times, and he They all say: “One day you will do it, another day you will do it.
"Oh, I really can't do anything about him. I can only read a book while hungry and wait for food.
Rice bug------Mom
Mom's cooking skills are really good Awesome. Look at mom frying shredded potatoes with her left hand, adding oil and salt for a while, and she doesn’t forget to lift the pot and weigh it a few times. Her right hand is really cool. I was also frying the steak and flipping the noodles in a while. I lost count. The most powerful thing was the flipping and weighing. The steak flew out of the plate, turned over accurately, and landed firmly on the plate. Sprinkle some black pepper noodles on the steak, it’s really full of flavor!
Bookworm------I am a real bookworm. I can’t hold a book all day long. Play. Sometimes I watch "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", and sometimes I watch "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". I am a huge "Harry Potter" fan. If one day I encounter something wonderful. I haven’t finished the book, so I have to finish it even if I don’t sleep tonight. But sometimes my mother won’t let me, so I can only sleep well? No, I will wait for my mother to fall asleep and stay up all night to read. Can't sleep. Are you a real bookworm?
These are the three "worms" in our family, each with its own characteristics.
"Because we are a family of 15. It’s a family, a family that loves each other...” When I heard this song, I seemed to see my family in the song.
“Bowhead” dad
My dad doesn’t have any particularly outstanding characteristics. He is not as humorous as other dads, nor is he as tolerant or considerate as other dads... But his biggest characteristic is that he is a "head-down person". He looked down at his mobile phone almost all the time while eating, sleeping, etc. This made our family very dissatisfied. After dinner this day, my father looked down at his mobile phone as usual. , the load-bearing capacity of the neck is dozens of times that of normal. "But even though my mother said this, my father turned a deaf ear and continued to look down at his phone and play "Landlords" with relish. You don't know that after my father's unremitting efforts all day long, he already has more than 60,000 points. Although the score is quite good. High, but this hurts both the eyes and the family relationship. If every family relationship is separated by a mobile phone, how vulnerable will the family relationship be? When can the "bow-headed" dad raise his head and look at me and see this beauty?
"Engineer" Mom
My mother is a very serious person at work, and she deals with construction costs all day long. Sometimes she would consult with many people and read a lot of books for a number. Whenever I went to her office, I could see a mountain of books on her desk. But whenever she was on vacation, she was like " "Engineer" is not idle either. She always likes to be in a room with several "engineers", gathered around a table and start "building a city" with "cracking". She is very serious about repairing, and she works until very late, from Don’t complain. She is really a “sensible” child.
I am the most sensible child in Teacher Feng’s class. After leaving the classroom, I will definitely help the teacher clean the classroom. Seeing the teacher working so hard to improve our reading and writing skills, I feel that I should do these small things for the teacher. Express my infinite gratitude to Teacher Feng.
Look, this is our family, each with its own characteristics.
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