What are the jokes of the World Cup?

the Chu-he Han boundary is at the equator, and the north and south poles are busy attacking and defending. Who is king when the storm comes back? Show off your unique skills and win the game. The climax event has appeared, and the wonderful moments are treasured!

2. The stadium is green and green, which is wonderful because of the World Cup. The World Cup has already started, so stay up late to watch the ball.

3. After a World Cup, I was promoted to fake fans, and I gradually began to understand that football loves football! Hope to have the opportunity to go to the scene to watch a game! See you at this year's World Cup!

4. The football battlefield is busy, the smoke is rolling, the drums are drumming, the fire is everywhere, the passion is surging, and the fighting spirit is high. Let's see who won the gold medal in today's World Cup, who will win the battle, and who will be the competitive madman. Let's wait and guess!

5. One person watches the ball with concentration, two people watch the ball with excitement, three people watch the ball with booing, and a group of people watch the ball with nothing in mind, all they want is the majestic momentum. Brother, go to the World Cup and watch the ball. Don't be unhappy!

6. The temple of the World Cup, the hall of honor, glory and dreams are together, breathtaking strength, feelings beyond national boundaries, for that green field, for the passion at that moment, football will entangle us, look forward to it together, and beat our hearts together.

7. On the sword in South Africa, the football feast will eventually break up; Peak matchup, who is the winner. No matter who wins or loses, what we enjoy is the process of struggle and the moment of struggle. Bless the World Cup and be happy every day.

8. In the year of the senior high school entrance examination, everyone stayed up late to watch the World Cup near the exam, and finally passed the exam. Our teachers all suspected that I was cheating. Who else will support the German team with me this year!

9. Mr. Wang has been sitting in front of the TV since the World Cup started. His wife came to urge him to eat, and he waved his hand: offside! As soon as his wife pleaded, he took out a red card: send out!

1. I sent this short message today mainly for one purpose: one is to inform you to watch the World Cup, and the other is to remind you to take a rest. Another technical word: please lie down and sleep immediately after watching the game every night, and don't forget to go to work! World Cup, may passion be with you!

11. In the next month, everything can be bad, but the mood of watching the ball can't be bad; Everything can be lacking, but TV can't be lacking; You can forget everything except the game! Note: Stay up late to watch the ball and take care of the rest! Enjoy watching the ball!