Jokes between teachers and students

I recommend a funny joke to you: "Do you smoke? 》

Five students are addicted to smoking and smoke in the toilet every day. One day, the dean saw it, gave him a good lesson and invited him to the guidance office for questioning.

Dean: "Do you smoke?"

Student A: "Suck ..."

Dean: "Suck? You are glorious! Go back and ask parents! " I was beaten once by k and recorded once. Student A went out and said to others, "When he asks you, you all say you don't smoke. I'll take this alone. "

in ten minutes ...

Dean: "Do you smoke?"

Student B: "No."

Dean: "French fries!" " "

Student B naturally stretched out two fingers. ...

Dean: "Don't suck? Go home and call your parents! "

Dean: "Do you smoke?"

Student C: "No."

Dean: "French fries then!" " "

The students took it carefully (fortunately, they were prepared)

Dean: "Don't you want some ketchup?"

Students accidentally dipped too much and began to play in the bowl. ...

Dean: "Don't suck? You are very skilled at playing with ash ... call your parents! "

Dean: "Do you smoke?"

Student D: "No ... Suck ..."

He was sweating like a pig after eating French fries and felt like walking on thin ice.

Student D: "Thank you ... teacher ... it's all right. I walked first ... "

Dean: "Don't you bring one to your classmates?"

Student D: "Thank you, teacher." Put the French fries on your ear. ...

Dean: "Do you know what I should say? Don't call your parents yet! "

Dean: "Do you smoke?"

Student E: "No."

(Finally, put the chips in the pocket)

When the students turned to leave, the teacher suddenly shouted, "The headmaster is here!" " "

I saw student E hurriedly take out the French fries and throw them on the ground to step on them desperately. ...

Ha ha! Laugh me to death! ! !