Jokes are urgent.

1: After the Sudan Red incident in KFC, I went to KFC.

The waiter asked, what do you want to eat?

I didn't even think about it: a pair of Sudan red.

The waiter suddenly choked up.

2. I went to a small shop for dinner with some colleagues after work a few days ago. There were quite a lot of people in the shop at that time. A fat waiter is as busy as a bee. A colleague shouted "waiter ~ ~" and the girl ran over: "What are the accounts of several nodes?" At that time, we all fell down and went to this restaurant for dinner. When ordering food, we shout "waiter pays the bill" and then shout "order!" ! "

3. I met my colleague in the bathroom at noon, and suddenly I didn't know what word to say hello to. The tie asked, "Have you eaten?" After asking, I was annoyed and embarrassed. The colleague replied, "Yes, and you?" I'm dizzy ~ ~ ~ ~

4. My colleague asked about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, and he said, How can apes exchange with Japanese yen?