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Classic quotations of beauty care
1, smiling, ten years old, always smiling, always healthy. Worry, hoary head, worry every day, add illness and shorten life.
2, eat seven points full, wear less appropriately, be hungry and cold-resistant, and live longer. This has fulfilled the eternal famous saying: "If you want to be healthy, you must be hungry and cold."
3, the heart of the world, the heart of the world, the goodness of the world, the heart of the world, the heart of the world.
4, health meat fish, you have to know: small is better than good, wild is better than raising, thin is better than fat, thin is better than fat; Shrimp is better than fish, fish is better than meat and meat is better than eggs. Water is better than the ground, small fish and shrimp are the best, just eat all the head and tail (fish and shrimp soften blood vessels, keep healthy and prolong life). Many legs are better than two legs, two legs are better than four legs, and wild ants in the plateau are the best (wild red and black ants, health care and prevention of many diseases).
5, a little bit of grace, when the spring is reported. Look at the strengths of others, remember the benefits of others, help others with their difficulties, and sympathize with their sufferings.
6, early illness, early obesity, early aging, early death. A common phenomenon in today's society. Longing for food, ignoring health. Spiritual civilization has not kept up. Study hard, health care knowledge. Strengthen exercise and control diet. Calm the nerves and strengthen the body.
7. I only heard that someone sold their first night to buy a mobile phone, but I didn't hear that someone sold their mobile phone to tonify the kidney. This is the legendary brain damage.
8. Men like beautiful women, not just beautiful women. Do you believe that the men around you miss you or miss you with other women?
9. All the wisdom a person has is never learned from books, but born from his sincere heart and pure heart.
10, don't forget that this is a world of looking at faces. Good skin is a woman's greatest wealth. Choosing professional and safe beauty projects and maintenance products can defeat cosmetic surgery!
1 1, the sky is afraid of dark clouds and the land is afraid of famine, while people are afraid of illness, grass and frost. Mental illness is more dangerous than physical illness.
12, some people think that doing beauty is spending money, but it is actually an investment. For example, if you spend100000 to sell a car, it will be a consumable from the beginning and gradually get old. But if you invest100000 to make yourself have temperament, that is, to stay young, someone will give you a million luxury cars. Is it investment or spending money?
13, most people's illness phenomena are the phenomena that the human body shows when adjusting and cleaning up the garbage in the body, which is the state that the human body automatically adjusts the balance, so they should be regarded as normal physiological phenomena and should not be excluded as the cause. So when people are sick, there must be no resentment and resentment. They must be calm, calm, smooth in qi and blood, and eliminate all diseases.
14. Adequate blood depends on: adequate food+bile+good sleep during the necessary time (after dark to midnight 1: 40) (at this time, the brain does not work at all and is dominated by autonomic nerves)+good living habits.
15, life is destined to get together, so why bother with others?
16, drinking dying couplets: Part I: Luzhou-flavor, Maotai-flavor, wine is a fine product. Bottom line: drink if you are sick, drink if you are not sick, and drink every day. Horizontal batch: drink to death.
17. Walking keeps you young, while exercise keeps you young forever.
18, open-minded, kind, calm and cheerful. Love labor, don't be lazy, love activities and don't be idle.
19, life lies in exercise, and life lies in rest. Stay optimistic and follow the rules of life. Regular exercise during the day will make you healthy. Rest on time at night, and the spirit will be comfortable.
20, the four evils of anger: blood pressure becomes higher, blood lipids become thicker, blood color becomes purple, and blood vessels become thinner. Cause cerebral embolism, myocardial infarction!
2 1. Those who are satisfied are always happy and can enjoy themselves. Those who are hungry live long and those who are cold-resistant are healthy.
22. If you use the money from eating to make your face more beautiful, then someone will queue up to invite you to dinner at a big price!
23, smile every day, seven or eight points full of people are not old, every gentleman Mo Wen leaves spring scenery, indifferent tranquility is better than medicine.
24, alcoholism is out of control, alcoholism is fatal. Unfortunately, accidents often happen. Drinking too much will do harm to your health, so you have to be brave. Not sad, but proud.
25, magnanimous tolerance of heaven and earth, accommodate people and accommodate people. Endure a calm moment and take a step back.
26, the correct concept is far more than expensive drugs and dangerous surgery can help patients eliminate diseases. With the right idea, there will be the right decision, the right behavior and many diseases can be prevented.
27. Life is like a mirror, which reflects people's shadow. If you cry, it will cry, and if you laugh, it will laugh. I often cry and get sick, but I also often get sick with a smile.
28. Take a hundred steps after dinner (half an hour) and live to ninety-nine. Walk a hundred paces after dinner, it is better to open a drugstore.
29. Keep your head cold, your feet hot, your body moving and your heart still.
30, health drinks: green tea and bean juice wine (red), anti-cancer fitness and longevity. Yogurt mushroom bone soup can prolong life and keep healthy.
3 1, a little wine, a friend of health; Too much wine is the culprit.
32. People get together all the time, with white hair and laughter. Looking forward to the prosperous age, the past is like smoke and rain. Diligently seek happiness on paper, cherish today and protect health. Look at the human spring scenery, pink and green everywhere.
33. I have read a lot of news myself, saying that many plastic surgery are done according to my standards. I want to say that everything is reasonable and everyone can be the most beautiful self. After all, there is only one Fan Bingbing in the world.
34. Don't ask why you always have to maintain it. This is the same as why you have to eat every day. Your body and skin need energy. How much you love it, it will love you. Good skin and good complexion must be maintained.
35, three good: plant pollen is very good, tomatoes are very good, and black fungus is particularly good. (Pollen: plant sperm, beauty and kidney, maintaining intestinal order; Tomatoes: rich in nutrients, can resist a variety of cancers after cooking; Auricularia auricula: dilute and purify blood, reduce blood viscosity, dissolve thrombus and prevent myocardial infarction.
36. In the Olympic Holy Land of Greece, there is an eternal famous sentence engraved on the mountain: "Do you want to be healthy? Then you run; Do you want to be smart? Then you run. "
37. You are always worried that the beautician will cheat you. How could she trick you into going there? Besides, the body is yours, and the money is not yours. Who are you saving money for?
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