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The most attractive greeting

What are the most attractive greetings? When chatting with girls, the first sentence of greeting is very important. An attractive sentence can not only make girls interested in replying to you, but also make your follow-up chat smoother. But the first sentence of many boys is almost "Are you there?" "Hello, beauty" and "Make friends ..." made the girls look at it and didn't want to reply. Below, I will share with you some of the most attractive greetings, so that girls will want to call you back after reading them.

First, general greetings

1. Look at you cute/cute. Say hello to you [lovely].

It's lovely to see your picture. Very cute.

W: That's a must.

M: But there is a woman's heart.

W: Certainly.

2. Poke it to see what you are doing (not only for the first time to chat and say hello, but also for daily opening).

3. Big eyes, cute (of course, combined with reality, don't use them if girls have small eyes)

Man: Wow, your eyes are so big. You look so cute.

Female: [Smiling Expression]

Man: What are you doing?

Woman: At work.

M: Will my boss catch me playing mobile phone at work?

I have just finished dinner outside, and I feel I will never be hungry again. What are you doing?

I just visited the night market, and there were so many people that I almost got pregnant. What are you doing?

6. I just got off a party at a friend's bar and found it foggy. What are you doing?

I didn't know anything about chatting before. It is always impossible to chat with girls, even being deleted and hacked. Actually, it's all caused by embarrassing chat. Girls will like it if they don't know how to chat at all. Later, I read a secret book ~ "Jiang Han must fall in love", only to understand that chatting is a very important link, which directly determines the subsequent development of you and this girl. Then I began to practice the heart-to-heart chat in the book. In the next month, I brought seven or eight girls home, one more than one. Although it is not a party every night, it is super cool. Brothers can have a look, Jiang Han must love art, there is an electronic version on the Internet, and you can find it directly.

Second, greetings in the morning.

1. The early bird catches the worm.

2. Get up late and ruin the morning, get up early and ruin the day.

Third, evening greetings.

1. What are you doing? Catch a night owl alive/Stay up so late?

2. Never outdated late-night opening:

Send food pictures (no more than 3) or food series expression packs to girls.

Then add: "I lust after you" or "Have you been seduced".

Fourth, evaluative greetings.

1. Evaluation name (mostly used for girls' nicknames):

Girl's nickname "Sugar Girl": Your taste is so sweet [shy]

Girl nicknamed "the beautiful girl on the freezer": Are you on the freezer now?

The girl's nickname is "the goblin who doesn't grind people": Hi, goblin.

The girl's name is liar, which means liar. She asked directly, "Why do you give the liar a nickname?"

2. Evaluate the photo (grab a point in the other photo):

For example, girls have short hair. "Women with short hair can be sexy and cute."

For example, girls have beautiful legs in photos! "Catch Ernie with a long leg"

For example, photos of girls are taken with their necks tilted. "Are you advertising Pulse?"

"Looking at your photos feels quite feminine/intellectual/cute/temperament/literature" (choose different evaluation words according to the photos of the other party)

The personal signature and personal introduction filled in by girls are more distinctive and can also be evaluated as the first sentence of greeting.

5. Humorous greeting sentences

1. Cold joke

At this time, generally speaking, cold jokes that don't follow the routine can always attract others' attention. For example, there was once a man named Shuang. He is dead. On the day of the funeral. His family shouted, "Cool ... so cool. Passers-by are puzzled. Asked, "What do you like?" The family cried:' Great ... Great. '

2. Meow/woof

M: Meow meow.

Woman: Wang Wang.

Man: What's this little cutie doing?

Woman: teasing the cat

3. God's turning point

Many times, a turning point can always make the other person think that you are really interesting and it is not bad to be friends. We can continue to chat and get to know each other better.

The above is the most attractive greeting, I hope it will help everyone.