Local tyrants ridicule poems _ adaptation of funny ancient poems

Modern people are really getting more and more funny. Many people like to adapt some classic poems to entertain the public. The following is an adapted version of an ancient poem that I recommend for you, hoping to help you.

Adapting a funny ancient poem sentence 1. In the middle of the night, ghosts knock at the door and pedestrians want to die.

The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

3. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple are white in the southeast and northwest.

There are other ladies in his court, and 3,000 precious beauty iron bars will be ground into needles.

5. Take off your clothes and never regret it. Will make people haggard for Iraq.

6. How good is Qian Shan's total water supply?

7. Poverty is fine, and poverty is fine. Money makes wives.

8. All three clowns stink the same.

9. Shoot the horse first, and catch him in bed.

10. When you use books, you can't bear to spend less by the end of the month.

1 1. If there is love, the old man will die young.

12. Since God has given talents, let them be used! The mouse son can make holes.

13. How much sadness can be like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

14. (Married men don't go to bed), spoiled wives don't go to bed.

Classic funny adapted poem 1, long before I met her, but even longer after we broke up, my boyfriend had chrysanthemum dregs on his bed.

2. Ha ha ha. Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747!

3. The wind is rustling and the water is cool, and the river is wide.

There are many fish in the sea, and birds are singing everywhere around me.

5, peony flowers die, please burn paper.

6. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

7, windy, easy to catch cold, influenza A is easy to infect.

8, sitting up critically ill, an apricot comes out of the wall.

9. How beautiful she is, opening the pearly casement and a thousand roads without footprints.

10, Zhao Xiang Lusheng Yanzi that day.

1 1, a flower rhapsody in July, I want to kill a hundred flowers after it blooms!

12, ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

13, when is the revenge, and how much is known about the past.

14, poor is immune. Money makes wives.

15, who has not died since ancient times, it is better to hang the southeast branch.

16, I left gently, just as I came gently.

17, there are other ladies-in-waiting in his court, 3,000 rare beauties, not as good as Wang Lun.

18, there was an almond in the wall, and Wang Er next door never picked it.

19, I hate that village girls have nowhere to find, and I don't want to be like this.

20. The cave is made at sunrise and rests at sunset, and the Taoist priest is ruthless.

2 1, under the east fence, hang the southeast branch.

22. Guan Yu attacked Qin Qiong and met us. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? .

23, an apricot comes out of the wall, and ten couples say goodbye.

24, the crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back, but the man was in the cafeteria at the door.

25, the crowd looked for him thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, the man slept in the street.

26. The hero's body is still charming.

27, the spring night is worth a thousand dollars, and my brother hurts the kidney.

28. How much trouble can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.

29, Rizhao incense burner gives birth to purple smoke, looking at the Beijing roast duck restaurant.

30. The sound of spring is unknown, and mosquitoes bite everywhere.

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