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Talk about classic word control
Talk about the classic word control. Some people love words very much. No matter what happens in daily life, they like to present it in words. I collected some information about classic word control for you. I hope everyone can get to know each other!
Say 1 1, you can overestimate your means, but please don't underestimate my IQ.
I suddenly found that most of my time was wasted pretending to do my homework.
I don't want to ask about your past, that's your business. I hope to participate in your future. I'd love to.
For a road idiot, the most touching thing is "Don't move there, I'll pick you up."
After the dust settles, don't stir up memories.
6. The world is complicated, but I am not.
7. "Why do you like to laugh so much?" "Because no one will cry with me."
We have gone so far that we forget why we started.
9. I began to miss the feeling of ticking Tencent's cough from time to time when I first started playing QQ.
10, the ex-girlfriend may not live in her boyfriend's heart, but she must live in her current girlfriend's heart.
1 1, I usually start laughing after being angry for a while. In fact, I also want to be cool and ignore people, but I can't hold back.
12, "I suddenly found your eyes so beautiful" "Oh? Why? " "Because there is me inside!"
13, if you don't like each other, your infatuation is the burden of others.
14, thank you for pushing me off the cliff and letting me see the whole sky clearly.
15, I was quiet, introverted and shy in primary school. What have I experienced over the years to become who I am now?
16. Even the best chain can't stop the dog who wants to run, and even the best fish can't feed the cat who wants to cheat.
17, "Why is it so cold?" "Because I have no one to warm me, and no one will warm me."
18, if you manage yourself as a queen, you will naturally attract the emperor; If you manage yourself as a demon, you will naturally attract hooligans. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come.
19, "Why do parents only look at scores?" "Because they can't understand the questions?" "Ah ..."
20. No matter how awesome you are, you will be despised, but you must be awesome, otherwise you will be despised by more people. No matter how incompetent you are, some people regard you as a treasure, but you can't be incompetent all the time, or you will live up to their kindness to you. If you don't actively change, you will be changed. If you don't take the initiative, you will be abandoned. I just hope you are worthy of your young life. Anyway, no matter whether you work hard or not, time will not wait for you ~
2 1, I have lost, and I have never been afraid.
22. If you miss something, you miss a lifetime. People will change and keep a constant promise, but they can't keep a fickle heart.
23, cold but human nature, cold but human heart.
24. If it is someone you 16 fall in love with, how proud you will be to accompany you to the wedding auditorium in the future.
25. "What have you changed for her", "Change your sexual orientation" and … "
26. I am polite to you because there is a distance in my heart.
27. You can laugh at me for being young and frivolous, and I'll tell you what the winner is king.
No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it, because nothing can beat time.
I still miss my feet, I still let my memory hover, I still close my eyes and cry, I still pretend it doesn't matter.
Second, to put it bluntly, memories are dead dreams.
Third, it is the fault of the world and can only be missed.
Fourth, everyone is like a commodity, the production period is his own life, and the shelf life is a lifetime, but good goods have a long shelf life and bad goods have a short shelf life.
Who deserves your tears will never make you cry.
A) What do you mean by turning the message board from the back to the front? Those who said they would be with you forever are no longer in touch.
6. Every day, people say "long hair is waist-high". I want to ask what happened to short hair?
I hope that in a few years, my friends around me will ask, "Hey, who are you dating?" I can proudly say that "it hasn't changed in recent years."
Eight, the highest realm of capable people to save themselves: help the wall in, help the wall out.
Ninth, you are very handsome and great in Kai Zi, and you have unlimited motivation.
Ten, the breeze blows in my face. It reminds me of you.
Eleven, life is really ironic, a person can actually become what he once hated most.
Twelve, in the face of your tenderness, what should I do?
No matter how good a person is, it is impossible to be perfect. No matter how bad you are, you are unique.
14. I have a problem with my boyfriend. Am I pushing too hard? Idiot is too loose.
15. You will give a sharp knife to the person you love, but you can't predict whether this sharp knife will be used to peel apples for you or stab you hard in the heart.
Sixteen, the mouth should be sweet, the heart should be ruthless, the stay, the roll!
Seventeen, not my insistence, but your value.
18, I am like an onion at the bottom of a plate, always just a condiment.
19. Is there any turning back when crossing the emotional forbidden zone?
Twenty, other girls, that kind of weakness, all boys want to protect, and themselves, such a strong personality, how can they gather on girls?
2 1. Will I drown in the sea and disappear without company?
Twenty-two, my life is finally no longer afraid of any darkness. Even when I die, I can watch it die with a smile.
I don't believe that all men are looking for sex.
Twenty-four, our memories.
Twenty-five Everyone thinks that time is cured by folk remedies. It's all skin injuries.
26. Marriage is only a prelude to divorce, and divorce is only a sequel to marriage.
If you can go back in time, why did you come? What do you want to remember?
28, I ignore the years, just to remember your smile forever.
What is the most urgent thing to go? The most hurtful thing is the truest feeling _
30. Nima, how many people use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen now?
Thanks for setbacks, thorns, falls, ridicule and satire. Thank you for not giving up on me.
I always believed that I knew it was you as soon as you appeared.
Believe it or not, I'll blow you up now! If you don't blow it up, you are a grandson! You smelly player, you dirty bastard! I am the first in the world, and you are the eighth! you
I want to find someone
Why do we always realize at the last minute that our love will never come back?
I miss you. No qq. I can't hear your voice. Don't call. I can't see your face. Come to me. Find me. Hold me tight. Will you be crazy about me once?
Do you think I'm calling you to listen to music?
Don't cry when I tell jokes. ...
People are too familiar with each other to know where the knife wound is deepest.
Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.
Forty-one, the eunuch's appeal is now or never.
Forty-two, who you like is your business, and who I like is my business, and no one will hinder anyone.
I just want to call you when I am drunk and tell you that I love you.
Forty-four, floating life is like a dream, I just want to be with you!
Forty-five, there are always four or five days a week when I don't want to go to class.
Forty-six, I wasted my youth just to capture your face.
Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with you, but I don't lack you.
Forty-eight, teachers who like to attend classes for free, I want to say, fuck you, your mother told you to go home for dinner.
At forty-nine, the math teacher took us swimming in the sea of questions. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.
I hide loneliness and anxiety under my cold appearance.
5 1. We all grew up after graduation. Are there any married people?
52. If you dare not look at you, try to see through it, and don't let the wound have a chance to attack.
Fifty-three, Nima, how many people use it as a mirror when the screen is locked?
54. I hate others most. You can die without pretending!
Fifty-five, the darkest night, you can see the most beautiful starlight, and so is life.
56. Time is a quack who claims to cure all diseases.
I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.
Fifty-eight, happiness died. He married loneliness as a companion, and then he had a child named Memory. -
59. What will happen to us if we suddenly lose our feelings?
Sixty, [we are crazy and idle, scold a few words]
A) I really want to get drunk one day, so that I can say things to you that I dare not say.
In fact, I know that no matter how much I pay, I can't integrate into your life.
Sixty-two, I hope that in a few years, my friends around me will ask, "Hey, who are you dating?" I can proudly say that "it hasn't changed in recent years."
Sixty-three, don't you think I speak loudly, baby? Don't you realize that you are yelling at the dog?
Sixty four. There are not many people who can make me care. After all, the area of my heart is limited. There are many people who can be kicked out of this world by me. After all, bitches can't be prevented.
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