Who knows the classic lines of Party A and Party B, that is, the part where Fu Biao is going to be a long-term worker?

"There is no hate for no reason, and there is no love for no reason. Why is she so kind to me? Why is it obedient? Why do you see me like a cat holding a mouse? Why? I thought to myself, "it must be a very enjoyable thing to suffer indignities!" "

Liu Bei: "If you want to know the taste of pears, you have to taste them yourself."

"Then you will see it, don't be soft!"

Liu Bei: "I don't know if I understand correctly, if I don't give you any good looks." (Yes), I get slapped when I open my mouth. Yes, I'll let you do all the hard work. It is light to give you a big mouth if you are not treated as a person. " Yes, that's what I mean! ) ok, wait for the notice! "

Liang Zi: "Go back to your master's wife, Zhang's rent is still confiscated!" "

Ge You: "That won't do. We must do it according to the contract. The landlord has no surplus grain! "

Liang Zi: "Yes, pig, their family ate it by themselves yesterday, and the big girl left the west exit the day before yesterday."

Ge You: "What about the second girl?"

"Let the landlord Li's family take it away first, and now only the tenant Zhang is left."

Ge You: "What about that boy?"

Question: "Where are you talking so much nonsense? You are asking around. Come, find someone. "

(tenant Zhang pushes the door in) "I'm Zhang!"

Liu Bei: "Liang Zi, since Mr. Zhang is here, let all our mules, horses and other big animals rest!" " "Come back, go and show Mr. Zhang a change of clothes. It's not like work! "

Scene 1: grinding

"Run!"

Zhang: (grinding) "Boom, what's the matter? Boom, what's the matter? "

Scene 2: Get on the horse

Ge You: "Go, bring the horse stool!" "

"Yes," said Zhang, "Kneel here!"

Zhang: "What is this? What is this? !"

Scene 3: Pass the tea

Ge You took a sip, spit it out, and spilled the rest of the tea on Zhang's face. "You are anxious, you are anxious!"

Scene 4: Hit Liu Bei's leg

Zhang was so tired that he fell asleep. Ge You was trying to poke a cigarette rod, but Liu Bei stopped him. Liu Bei tore the hair clasp off his head and asked Ge You, "Can you tie it?" Ge You asked Liang Zi, "What do you think?" Liang Zi said, "Don't go too far."

Liu Bei hesitated whether to tie it up.

Zhang woke up suddenly (Liu Bei's "Oh, you scared me to death"). "You are too bossy. I'm going to the consumer association to sue you! "

Everyone rushed, "I'm sorry" and "I told you, don't get excited!" "I didn't dare to stick it hard!"

Ge You: "The taste of suffering indignities ..."

Zhang (angrily): "You can try, so can you!" "

Ge You: "I know it's hard. Don't bully your wife in the future. People are all meat, and the couple should be considerate of each other. What do you think? "