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What does Guizhou mule learn to bark for?

Liu Zongyuan is also a person with a bad reputation in Guizhou. An article "The Donkey of Guizhou" made Guizhou people suffer the shame of "technical poverty". It seems that Guizhou people, like donkeys, have little skill and ability. But donkeys don't belong to Guizhou, but some people have more money to burn buns. Donkeys from other places were finally eaten by Guizhou tigers for breakfast. This guy Liu Zongyuan is not authentic. You were demoted to Guizhou because you are not human and your flattery is not good. What does it have to do with Guizhou people? The tiger in Guizhou is very powerful, which is obvious, but the title is "donkey in Guizhou", not "tiger in Guizhou". Writing an article can't even write a title. I'm angry! And those who read this stupid article and get the idiom "I'm at my wit's end", I really look at my ass. As a native of Guizhou, I am sorry and ashamed: Guizhou has a bad reputation, which has been bad since ancient times. It was the Yelang King who ruined the reputation of Guizhou first. Yelang is big, but he is no match for the Han family. King Yelang doesn't know. When asked, it became a joke, leaving an idiom of "arrogant", as if all people in Guizhou were arrogant. But I can't help feeling wronged for Yelang Wang. Hanshu. "Biography of Southwest China" says: "The king of Yunnan and the ambassador of Han said,' Who is bigger than Han?' The same is true of Yelanghou. "The original initiator was the king of Yunnan, who should have said' the arrogance of the king of Yunnan', but the king of Yelang became a scapegoat, ridiculed by ancient and modern times, and wronged! The dead are too lazy to say, say it now. Let's talk about the "push-ups" incident first. What can people do when they are dead? Little people's lives are worthless. Then what should we do if we are taken advantage of in mineral resources development, resettlement and building demolition? Are you still taking advantage? You little people, you have to put up with your anger. As a result, it is useless to burn the government building, the public security bureau building, cars and computers! It can only be used by the underworld. You didn't expect Weng 'an to be Guizhou. You ruined the reputation of Guizhou. Others will say that Guizhou people are barbaric, like bandits and underworld. The Weng 'an incident alone is not enough. There is also a dog's tail followed by a mink, and there is a Dejiang incident. Dragon dancing is not good, and the whole two thousand people are determined to besiege the county government. How dare you! The most hateful thing is those customers who practice water. They keep good chickens and don't go whoring. They are determined to find purity, and everyone knows the smelly things in their pants. Well, now everyone thinks that Guizhou people are abnormal, the social atmosphere is not good, and this moral decay is all done by Guizhou people. If I were from other places, I would never say that I am from Guizhou. Either pretend to be dumb or speak Mandarin, that is, Guizhou mules learn to bark. Anyway, I won't say I'm from Guizhou.