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What is the content of the humorous joke "Being a man is more difficult than being a man"?

It's hard to be alone all your life;

Find a beautiful woman, too anxious;

Find an ugly one, but don't be unwilling;

Looking at your career, people say that you have no sense of responsibility;

When you visit your home, people say you are incompetent;

Single-minded, people say you are immature;

Be careful, people say you are an animal;

If you want money, people say you are a bad person;

If you have no money, people will call you a loser;

Strive for yourself, and your girlfriend will be old when you have money;

Let the woman raise it, it is better to practice sunflower collection from the palace;

Don't socialize, for fear that the boss will be fired;

Go to socialize, lest your wife be ruined;

Hey! ! It's really hard to be a man these days. Women can wait to get married. What are we waiting for? Women still have 38 festivals. What do we have? However, I am good.

I've heard of Singles' Day, but how many bachelors will know this day? I wish all men in the world a safe life!

(2) Men have a hard life:

Be handsome; Too sought after;

People are not handsome, afraid of not getting it;

Be lively, people say you are too oily;

Don't make any noise, people say you are too boring;

Wearing a suit, people say you are too serious;

Dress casually, and people say you are a redneck;

Will make money, afraid that you have a mistress;

Don't make money, but be afraid of weaning children;

Get married, lest you regret it;

Don't get married, lest she regret it;

Give birth to a child, afraid that you have no money to support;

Don't have children, for fear that you will be left unattended when you are old;

It's hard to be a woman these days, and it's even harder to be a man, man! Be good to yourself! ! !