Classic joke

1, I called you just now, and the voice prompt said: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is in the bathroom, please redial later! Then I dialed again, and it said, sorry, the subscriber you dialed has fallen into the toilet. Are you okay?

2. What color are the ants' teeth? Hey hey, you can't guess. To tell the truth, Guo Meimei's Not Afraid has ants with black teeth, ants with black teeth and ants with black teeth. So ants have black teeth.

3. "Once there was a simple riddle in front of me: the pig cried, let me type a song name. I guess, guess, guess. Until someone told me that the answer is: your face is crying. A little dog climbed onto the table and onto a roast chicken. The shopkeeper roared, I'll do what you dare to do to that roast chicken. The dog licked the chicken's ass! The master fainted.

I was at a loss when you met me. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"

A salesgirl in a department store fell in love for the first time, and when she kissed her boyfriend for the first time, she accidentally asked a madman in love: Do you want anything else?

6. The mouse is particularly depressed because he has no girlfriend. Finally, a bat agreed to marry him, and the mouse was very happy. Others laughed at his lack of foresight. Mouse: What do you know? She is at least a stewardess.

7. "A man and a Jane Doe were sitting on a bus, and the bus arrived. A man accidentally dropped his cigarette when he got off the bus. When anonymous saw it, he said, "Sir, you dropped your cigarette! The man is furious: You just got castrated! "

8. Nine out of ten households in a residential area are equipped with security doors, but only one household is not. One day, nine families were stolen together. Only the thief on this door without a security door wrote: don't worry about me, I will worry about you! Good Night!

9. "Married to my village, my village is relatively rich, communication basically depends on yelling, and traffic basically depends on walking. Farming basically depends on cattle, lighting basically depends on oil, heating basically depends on shaking, getting rich basically depends on stealing, and beautiful women basically don't want it! "

10, female: 20 years old-football, 20 people grab it! Thirty years old-basketball, ten people grab it! Forty years old-table tennis, two people pushing around! Fifty years old-golf, play as far as you can.