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The senior is angry. What can I say to make her happy?

Tell you a joke, maybe she will be happy after reading it: an uncle went to the bank to withdraw money and went straight to the window. The security guard came over and said, "Grandpa, press the number." Grandpa: "What?" Security guard: "Press the number." Grandpa thought, it's really a big bank. If you need a secret code to withdraw money, he whispered to the security guard, "The king of heaven covers the land." The security guard had no choice but to help the old man press a queue ticket. The old man thought, You scared me to death, but I was right. _ If not, invite her to drink a pot of fresh happy flower nail powder, which tastes good.