I wish you a happy sketch script line-MCA FunAge team work

Lines in the script "I wish you happiness";

(Yu Yang cleans the table and Mary comes on stage) Yu Yang: What can I do for you, Miss?

Mary: Hello, is there a power supply here?

Yu Yang: Yes, over there.

Mary: Thank you.

Yu Yang: Stop it!

Mary: What do you mean? Don't let me charge.

Yu Yang: This is an upscale hotel. Let me recharge your batteries. Miss, would you like something to drink?

Mary: Hot water.

Yu Yang: What the hell?

Mary: Boiled water. (Taking out the glass) Fill it up.

Yu Yang: Oh, my God, we don't charge here. We have to add water to it. You are too picky. Besides, we are an upscale restaurant. Do you know that we also ride electric cars? I changed a big jeep, or that day.

Wang Ning: Excuse me, please wait a moment.

Mary: Stop, stop, stop.

Wang Ning: Mary, what did you want to see me about?

Mary: Oh, what took you so long?

Wang Ning: I found a job on my way here. If you have something to say, I have to go there quickly.

Mary: You sit down, you sit down first.

Wang Ning: Don't sit down. My guests are still waiting. Otherwise, let's talk on the phone. I'll go first.

Mary: Wang, what are you doing? We have been together for so many years, and I have always regarded you as my boyfriend. You said you didn't want anything, middle-aged, underage. Haven't seen you for half a year. What are you up to?

Wang Ning: I don't get up early to drive a taxi to earn money.

Mary: You are lying! You are a night taxi driver. How early do you get up? Wang, talk to me. Are you with people outside?

Wang Ning: Ali, will you stop guessing? Really get up early and get greedy for black. To tell you the truth, there is no one outside, but I have a job outside now. I have to go. If you need anything, call me.

Mary: OK, Wang. I have one last thing to say to you. Now I have a new boyfriend. Goodbye!

Wang Ning: Ali, what did you say?

Mary: I have an appointment with my new boyfriend to meet here, so it's inconvenient for you to be here. Don't you have a job? Go ahead.

Wang Ning: No, Ali, can you listen to me? ...

Mary: Hello, Dongdong, where are we? Why don't we meet somewhere else? there are too many people here.

Wang Ning: Ali, that's who you are. ...

Mary: Where are you? I can't hear Dongdong (Zhang Zidong plays).

Zhang Zidong: Ali, didn't you find me (patting Mary on the shoulder)

Mary: You scared me to death.

Zhang Zidong: Flowers for you.

Mary: Oh, dear (I spent it, picked it up again and took Zhang Zidong's hand directly).

Zhang Zidong: Hello, sage. I am Dongdong Ali's boyfriend (to Wang).

Wang: (yelling) What the hell?

Mary: What are you doing?

Wang: Ali, it's cruel of you to find your next home so soon. He is your boyfriend. What am I?

Mary: Let me see her ex-boyfriend's building (running to Zhang Zidong).

Oh, get up, Ali, who is this (pointing to the king)

Mary: Him? ...

Wang: My name is Alita.

Mary: Dad.

Wang: (growling) What the hell?

Mary: What are you shouting? What are you yelling about?

Wang: What the hell am I shouting? Why do you call me your father?

Mary: I didn't say you were my father, but I also said you were my ex-boyfriend. Then my current boyfriend couldn't help watching my ex-boyfriend grow up like this. Wang If you love someone, you want her to have a good life. No matter what the result is, can you see that my life is not good?

Wang: No, then neither will you. ...

Mary: If you love me, help me (run to Zhang Zidong) to build a building. Let me see. Is everything all right?

Zhang Zidong: Nothing, so you are Ali's father (Wang turns to go and stops). Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, can you sing little stars?

Wang: The stars light up my future, and a little light warms my father's heart.

Zhang Zidong: Come, come, uncle, sit down. Well, the main purpose of my coming here today is to talk to Ali (grab Mary's hand and kiss her). We got married (Mary is shy). Just like you were there, I want to listen here.

(Sister Li is shy): Bah.

Wang: No, what the hell, Ali? You are both getting married (Mary: Hmm). Well, as a father, I disagree with you! (They ignored the existence of Xiao Ning)

Zhang Zidong: So what car should I buy on our wedding day, BMW or Mercedes?

Mary: It's so vulgar. Why don't we buy a subway? It's convenient to commute, and there will be no traffic jams in the future (laughs).

Zhang Zidong: I will listen to you. Then we can buy a subway. That car has to use a high-speed train.

Mary: That's good!

Zhang Zidong: Look, this foot is more than 500 miles. How handsome we are in the taxi (Wang gets up and leaves).

Mary: That's cool. If you want to do it, we'll sit outside the front of the car and hang us there. Wow, what a nice breeze!

Zhang Zidong: It's so exciting, Ali (Xiao Ning is always behind them).

Wang: No, what are you two doing here? I don't exist. I tell you, Ali and I were childhood friends (Mary tugged at Xiao Ning's hair with her hand). Father and daughter, please! Do you have to ask my advice on such a big matter as getting up and getting married?

Mary: Yes!

Wang: Yes!

Mary: It's a big deal.

Wang: It's a big deal.

Mary: Where is my diamond ring? Dongdong, where is the diamond ring? (coquetry)

Zhang Zidong: (Laughter) It's ready for you. Let me tell you something. Now there are more than 10,000 tons of large meteorites in the atmosphere more than 10,000 kilometers away from the earth. I'm telling you, on our wedding day, a big meteorite smashed the wedding scene. Relatives and friends (covering their mouths) Oh, my God! What did I say? Is there no surprise?

Mary: Bah! Damn it! I pretended not to hear.

Wang: No, will you two shut up? What a mess! You also used a meteorite as a diamond ring, and the guests at the wedding scene were squashed! How can relatives and friends take the subway after the wedding car is over? Get a bus card? Can't pass the security check? Can you bring a drink? The same is the high-speed rail. The high-speed rail is the first car. The high-speed rail is driving so fast. How can you let the subway follow? Stop at the station?

I tell you, I don't agree with you to get married! There is something wrong with your father! Right? (Mary holds his head) I'll tell you! To disagree is to disagree! Let me tell you why. I worked hard to raise this girl. Can I give it to you if I say it? Besides, what do you do? It's yours!

Zhang Zidong (stands up): Uncle, I am a dancer, and my major is ballet. Choke, choke, choke, choke (yangko)

Wang: Not you. You studied ballet in the northeast. Come on, come on, give me a hand Please, I don't think you can pull it out. Come on! (Zhang Zidong looks at Ali)

Zhang Zidong (whispering)?

Mary: (whispering) Go ahead.

Zhang Zidong: Uncle, that's right. Well, I sprained my big ass while performing in a group some time ago. Otherwise, I won't show you the difficult ones, show you my basic skills and give you a Player squat.

Mary: Dongdong (Xiaoning Station)

Wang: Ali, I don't understand. Even if you are not with me, you can't find such a thing to humiliate yourself! What exactly do you see in him?

Mary: There are many advantages. First of all, he is very filial.

Wang: Filial piety? You are very filial, aren't you? Let me ask you, even if you two get married in the future, can you treat me as your own son?

Zhang Zidong: Uncle, I can treat you like my own son.

W: That will do.

Mary (helping Zhang Zidong): Get up, get up, get up. Wait, are you okay?

Zhang Zidong: Don't worry, uncle. My filial piety is famous in the village. My father likes candy. I give him candy three times a day. What do you think now? Diabetes. That's thinner than you.

Wang: No, I'm thin. I'm tired and in poor health. This is why if you two get married in the future, you can't throw me away. I have to live with you two.

Zhang Zidong: Ali.

Mary: What are you doing? No, what exactly do you want to do (push Xiao Ning)?

Zhang Zidong: Ali, don't do this to your father. It's not for your own good.

Mary: for me, for me, I can't see you for half a year? Have you considered my feelings? (crying)

Zhang Zidong: Ah, I see. You are not Ali's father.

Wang: You are not the only one who can see it.

Zhang Zidong: You are his brother.

Wang: Hey, me.

Zhang Zidong: Uncle.

Wang: Ali, I don't understand. What are you looking for with such a low IQ?

Mary: At least he can't fool me. What I want is simple. I just want to find someone who will care about me and take care of me when I need him.

Zhang Zidong: I really understand this time. You are her evil ex-boyfriend. Is it useful to shake this cleverness in front of me? Don't worry, Ali, if you follow me, you will get wind and rain, which will be ten thousand times stronger than you. Come on, look at you. Come on, let's see what you have. You want money, you have no money, you have no head, you don't want anything, you say you (point to the king with your hand)

(Mary breaks his finger) Mary: Who are you talking to? Just talk and do it! I'm telling you! Growing up! No one dares to touch the king except me.

(Wang stepped forward) Wang: Come on! Click me again. Come on! (Sister Li reflexively breaks Wang's finger)

Mary: Say he didn't say you didn't?

Wang: Hi, Ali.

Mary: Wang, it's been half a year, and you haven't met anyone yet. What I know is the taxi you drive, what I don't know is that you rented it out (crying)

Wang: Ali, let me tell you the truth. This is a gift that I have prepared for you for half a year (taking out a car key while talking)

Mary: What do you mean? Let me drive a taxi for you.

Wang: It's not that I took it by mistake. Ali, it makes me particularly uncomfortable to see you riding an electric car in the wind and rain every day. So in the past six months, I drove a taxi in the first half of the night, worked overtime in the warehouse in the second half of the night, and found a courier job during the day. I saved some money and bought you a used car. When I am away, let it shelter you from the wind and rain.

Mary: Xiao Ning, why didn't you tell me?

Wang: Don't you always think I'm not romantic? I just wanted to surprise you. I wanted to send you a beautiful fairy tale, but I didn't expect you to find that I twisted my ass (Zhang Zidong twisted my ass beside me). Ali, you are right. If you love someone, you want her to live well. No matter what the result is, this car is my gift to both of you.

Mary: No, Xiao Ning.

Zhang Zidong: Surprise! (Jumping over to spread flowers) Come on, Ali, give me five! You see, he was frightened and tears came out (Mary smiled through tears). I'm telling you, I'm just kidding you! (consciously holding hands)

Wang: Ali, what happened?

Mary: Haven't I been looking for you for half a year? I asked you what you were doing, but you didn't say anything. I really don't want to talk. I'll go to my boyfriend Dongdong and ask him to help me get angry with you.

Wang: What, what boyfriend? Where did you get your best friend? Why don't I know?

Zhang Zidong: On the phone.

Mary: Don't listen to him. It was drawn in a lottery. Xiao Ning, I just want to be angry with you and see if you still don't care about me.

Wang: I don't care about you. Why do you care about that big ass?

Mary (Zhang Zidong is anxious): Thank you, Xiao Ning. Two people have been together, but life is not material, so I'd better return this car. Let's keep the money and live a good life (hug) (dance in the small building).

Wang: No, the music has stopped. What are you still doing there?

Zhang Zidong: Leave me alone and return the car first.

Mary: Call a taxi and return it. Come on.

Yu Yang: Miss, miss, miss. This is full, this is full (Xiao Ning calling)

Mary: Thank you.

Yu Yang: Here, here, you're welcome, you're welcome (the phone rings).

Wang: Hey, sorry, I'm the one who bought your car online. I don't want that car now. Can you give it back to me?

Yu Yang: Why? My car is very good

Wang: No, there is something wrong with your car.

Yu Yang: What happened to my car?

Wang: No, your car (found the other party on the phone)

Yu Yang: Hello?

Wang: Hello.

Yu Yang: Not you. Tell me, what happened to my car (pushing Xiao Ning with his hand). I have been working hard to prepare for it for a long time.

(Ali snaps her fingers) Mary: Who are you with? Say what you want to do! Yes!

Yu Yang: Yes.

Wang: Touch me again.

Mary: Right?

Yu Yang: Right, right (end)

Extended data:

"I wish you happiness" cast:

Mary, 1

1Born in Dandong, Liaoning Province on June 28th, 982, she graduated from the Performance Department of the Central Academy of Drama, Peking University Theatre Research Institute, and is an actress in China.

In 2005, Mary joined the stage comedy team of MCA Entertainment. In 2006, he participated in the drama Master of Architecture.

In 2009, he starred in the stage play Jianghu College.

20 10 participated in the comedy film "The Battle of Martha's Town", and collaborated with He Jiong on the sketch "Super Happy Insole" in the same year, and then successfully launched the series of sketches "Super Happy".

20 12 starred in the family emotional drama AA Life.

20 13 participated in CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, and collaborated with Shen Teng in the sketch "Happiness Today 2", playing Ma Dongmei.

In 20 14, he participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala again and performed the sketch "Help or Not".

20 15 participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and performed the sketch "What Does He Like". On September 30th, the young romantic comedy film "Goodbye Mr. Loser" starring was released.

In 20 16, she won the Best Style Actress Award of the Year in Netease Fashion Cross-border Festival.

On September 30th, 20 17, the comedy film "Iron Fist of Shame" was released. 20 18 won the Best Actress Award in the 9th icff Golden Dragon Award.

2. Yu Yang

1June 2, 9881Born in Hegang, Heilongjiang Province, he is a host and actor in China Mainland.

In 2006, he participated in Liaoning Satellite TV's "Every Family Has a Play" program.

201February 12, as the host of Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening. On February 13, I boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Evening in the Year of the Tiger for the first time and performed the sketch "Donation".

On June 6, 20 1 1, he won the 17 Shanghai TV Festival Opening Ceremony and the Top Ten Humorous Hosts of the New Generation Chinese Hosts Group.

On February 25th, 20 14, he made a guest appearance in the online comedy Secret Lover 3 directed by Da Peng (Dapeng).

20 14, as the guest of the home team of "Taste of the Year Show", participated in the recording of nearly 40 programs.

2065438+Co-hosted the All-Star Dinner Talk Show "The Secret of the Kitchen" created by Shenzhen Satellite TV with Zhao Yiou (Ou Ge) in May 2005.

On September 20 15, he hosted the all-star transnational competitive reality show "China-Korea Dream Team" jointly produced by Shenzhen Satellite TV in China and KBS Satellite TV in South Korea.

The film Sewing Machine Band 2065438+was released in September 2007. The role of "Zhang Caifa" played by Yu Yang is very eye-catching, and his real and natural acting left a deep impression on the audience. Although he is a villain, he is very sincere and lovely.

3. Wang Ning

1999, starring in the film "The Story of Hong Zhi Ban" as Zhang Hua.

200 1 starred in TV series "Cao Cao and Cai Wenji" and "Don't talk to strangers".

In 2005, he participated in the TV series Youth Without Place.

In 2006, he played Guo Jing's disciple Wu Dunru in the TV series The Condor Heroes.

In 2007, he participated in the film Red Cliff directed by Hong Kong director John Woo.

In 2009, he starred in the stage play Somali Pirates and played Teacher Zhang.

In 20 12, he first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and performed the sketch "Skynet Ends". In the same year, he also starred in the online sitcom "Twist FunAge Theater" produced by LeTV.

In 20 13, he once again boarded the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening and performed the sketch "Big Cities and Small Things". In the same year, he played the chef in comedy movies.

20 14 performed the sketch "Going Home" at the CCTV Lantern Festival.

20 15 performed the sketch "In fact, you don't understand my heart" at the CCTV Lantern Festival.

20 16 1 Together with his partner Allen, he participated in the second season of Happy Comedian on behalf of Twist FunAge. In May, the online drama "Scrappy Brothers 4" starring it was broadcast online, and the total broadcast volume of the whole series exceeded 2 billion on June 7. 65438+February, starring in the comedy movie "The Legend of Salted Fish".

4. Zhang Zidong

1985 Born in Anshan City, Liaoning Province on April 4th, he is an actor in China Mainland. Graduated from the performance department of the Central Academy of Drama.

At the beginning of 20 10, he began to act as a guest performer in the variety show "Who is the protagonist" broadcast by Liaoning Satellite TV. In the same year, he starred in the first film "The Battle of Martha's Town".

20 12 began to enter the big screen, starring in the comedy movie "Please call me a hero".

20 13 starred in the online comedy "Melon Seven Brothers".

20 14 starred in the urban inspirational series "Dream".

20 15 co-directed and starred in the online comedy Master of Invention with Xu Chao.