Super funny100000 cold jokes

Lead: Joke is an artistic language, taken from life, so it is easy to understand and always makes us laugh. Here I bring you100000 super funny jokes, welcome to read!

Super funny 1 00000 cold jokes (1)

1, the jingle sent by China Unicom to customers:? Putting a mobile card on the iPhone is undoubtedly a big fool today. Mercedes-Benz is driving on the tractor road, and the cow dung is dotted with flowers. The story of BMW with mule saddle and diusim sleeping on the sofa. I advise you to cherish Mac and not spoil Supreme. ?

2. Xiaogang Feng: When I was doing publicity in Nanjing, my sister asked me, is it easier to earn money standing or sitting? I want to say that lying down is the easiest way to make money.

3. North Korea: orphans; South Korea: Let the bullets fly; United States: the legendary swordsman; China: If You Are the One 2

4. The counselor said:? College students should not fall in love. ? Also list a strong argument? Falling in love costs money, which will increase the burden on the family. The following girl whispered: You can't say that. While increasing the economic burden of one family, it also reduces the economic burden of another family! ?

Xiao Liu gave the director a red envelope.

Secretary:? What do you mean?

Xiao Liu:? Nothing, meaning meaning. ?

Secretary:? This is not interesting enough for you. ?

Xiao Liu:? Nothing, nothing. ?

Secretary:? You are really interesting. ?

Xiao Liu:? Actually, there is no other meaning.

Super funny100000 cold jokes (2)

1, an old man went to the local police station to apply for an ID card. He saw a lady sitting in front of the computer in the hall, so the old man went over and said, Girl, I want to get an ID card. ?

The lady said angrily, Good girl! She's still a servant! ?

The old man quickly changed his mouth: Daughter, I

The lady's eyes glared:? Who is your daughter? Wait and see! ?

The old man said again:? Comrade, I

The lady was even more angry and said loudly, who are you? Comrade? So what! ?

The old man thought for a moment and said timidly, Xiaojie, I'll do it.

The lady suddenly stood up and said angrily, what are you yelling about? Now? Anti-vice? So what! ?

2. We have a female math teacher from Sichuan, and her Mandarin is OK, but isn't it? Kissing? And then what? Ask? It's always confusing

Once she finished a question for us and asked everyone: You got it? Can you get up if you don't understand? Kissing? Me. ? The students were all surprised when they heard it. Everybody look at me, I look at you. Nobody got up.

She added:? What, are you embarrassed to get up? Kissing? Isn't it?

The students were even more shocked, and some almost laughed.

Seeing that no one asked, the teacher said, Are you too old to dare? Kissing? Ah, well, I won't. Come to my office after class, when no one is around? Kissing? Me. ?

When the husband came back from going out, his wife said to him, I have been living at home financially since you went out. ?

Husband asked:? How do you save?

My wife said: I have three leftovers a day, and I can't bear to feed pigs or chickens. I'm afraid I'll spoil them, so I'll add pork, eggs, sesame oil and chopped green onion and eat them at night! ?

Husband listened and said: I am more economical outside than you! I'm afraid of wearing out my shoes, so I always spend money on the bus on the way! ?

Super funny100000 cold jokes (3)

1. Do you remember what you said to your deskmate?

Call me when the teacher comes;

(2) Write a manuscript for me quickly;

Lend me your pen;

Let me see your test paper;

⑤ What class is next?

6. There are still a few minutes before class is over.

⑦ The teacher is behind, pay attention;

What homework do you have in the evening?

Pet-name ruby accompany me to the toilet wow;

Attending don't cross the line.

2. Humorous Xiehouyu

1. Two dumb people sleep together: Great.

2. The son gives his father powder: I want him to look good.

3. Look at the watch with a crooked neck: the view is incorrect.

4. Allah locks his ass: open the back door.

5. Daughter-in-law borrows money from her father-in-law: misappropriates public funds.

6. The puppy chases the whirlwind: catching the wind and catching the shadows.

7. Drink honey and soy sauce: mix.

8. The tortoise climbs the threshold: it will trip sooner or later.

3, the lie that men love to tell: 1, I didn't drink that much wine. There was no signal on my mobile phone just now. It will arrive soon. The traffic is blocked. 5. You have lost weight.

4. Reorganization plan for large enterprises: 1. Wang Lao Ji and Wuliangye merged to form Wang Lao Wu Group Company. 2. Budweiser, Pepsi and Wuliangye merged to form 250 Group Company. 3. Changyu and Langjiu merged to form Cockroach Group Company. 4. Erguotou and fool melon seeds merged to form Erguotou Group Company. 5. Wuliangye mass media Langjiu merged to form Wu Dalang Group Company!

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