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The motto of a romantic nerd

1. If people care too much about material enjoyment, they will become addicted to it and become unwilling to make progress, which will kill themselves sooner or later. ----"The Young Lord Reborn in the End of the World"

2. He does not have such great sentiments and is willing to sacrifice himself to save the world. He just wants to live, even if he endures eternal loneliness, even if he goes through hardships. ----"Rebirth of the Third Master in the Ring of Red Mansions"

3. Appropriate hardships can strengthen the mind. I want to be born with too many hardships, so many that I can only learn by working hard. In the present moment, even if the qualifications for the future have been achieved, how can the state of mind mature? ----"You Shu"

4. The cleaner the white paper, the easier it is to be stained with colors. By then, the paper will be dry and lightly inked, and the writer will not throw it away. ----"You Shu"

5. When someone falls in love with you, no matter who they are, noble or humble, same sex or opposite sex, ugly or beautiful, the first thing you should learn is to be grateful. Rather than ridicule. ----"Quick Travel: The Face-Slapping Maniac"

6. It turns out that the kind of person you fall in love with will be the kind of reward you will get. If you love the wrong person, you will only have despair. If you love the right person, you will be disappointed even if you experience loss. There is still endless courage left. ----"Love Who and So"

7. The strongest heart is often polished in the most painful suffering, just like a dazzling diamond tempered by extremely hot lava. ----"Quick Travel: The Face-Slapping Maniac"

8. The most superb deception is not to deceive others, but to deceive yourself. ----"Quick Travel: The Face-Slapping Maniac"

9. It turns out that this love is not his pursuit alone, but the secret commitment of two people. The happiest thing in the world is that the person you love deeply also loves you deeply. ----"Quick Travel: The Face-Slapping Maniac"

10. The meaning of starting over in life is not to become strong, but to cherish what you once had. ----"The Young Lord Reborn in the End of the World"

11. Our lives can be continued in Qi Zhong, and we can also meet suddenly in the world of Qi Shuo Jie Shan Zhu. In a sea of ??people, isn't this a very beautiful thing? ----"You Shu"

12. In the underworld or in the Yang world, the strong are respected and the fittest survive. When he deliberately wants to kill the other party, he must be prepared to be killed. ----"You Shu"

13. "Are you afraid of heights?" "I'm not afraid of heights." "Then what are you afraid of?" "I'm afraid of loneliness." ----"Quick Travel

14. You know clearly that you can’t touch a woman whose husband is a man, you can’t steal the treasure of a man who is a husband, you can’t bully the younger brother of a man who is a husband, and you can’t open up every family of a man who is a husband. Under the pressure, this person was like a Taoist. She had a feeling in her heart, and under the control of the system, she had to do all kinds of stupid things, running wildly on the person who was seeking death. ----"Quickly wear things out and open up every face of madness"

15. The opposite of positive is negative, because people with positive energy must have darker hearts than others. ---- "Lei Feng System"

16. If you recognize that you are in your own age, then tell the scholars to go ahead. You see, we can only talk nonsense, but can this make you laugh? ----"Suddenly, you come here overnight"

17. For people who have been in desperate situations for a long time, there is only a thin line between sanity and madness. ----"Quickly wear it to be a good-looking maniac"

18. Go, go back and think about what you want to do and what you like to do, and then you will be like that - I want you to find out: If you can go here or there, no matter who you are, you can beat the country away and you won't be able to do it in the next year. ----"You Shu"

19. Either don't move, or you will be killed if you move.

----"Quick Travel: The Face-Slapping Maniac"

20. The Ninth Prince was also in a happy mood, and the Empress said, "If there is no one around me and you have no desire to eat, you can also talk about it. "How can you be with me?" You have been around me for a long time. If we could meet in the vast crowd, wouldn't we just treat this life as a foreigner, or even eternal life? Speaking of being with you, everyone is you. Youshu blinked her wet eyes and nodded carefully. ----"You Shu"

21. He had enough of being a villain, so he decided to stand on the moral high ground in every subsequent life. ----"Quick Travel: The Face-Slapping Maniac"

22. Looking for light in the endless darkness, looking for hope in the cold despair, from another perspective, it is nothing less than a joy of life . ----"The Young Lord Reborn in the End of the World"

23. Most people who kill people should use it to retaliate and use it as if it is not flesh and blood. Jue Ru is using a sword. film. ----"Quick Travel Xiaodi Face-to-Face Crazy"

24. He has almost no perception of everything in reality, as if he is living in an invisible vacuum. However, when music is injected into this In a vacuum, he becomes extraordinarily keen, able to see through the performer's thoughts at a glance, making it impossible to escape. If you tell him that killing is wrong, he will only respond with a cold smile, but if you sing this sentence in the most beautiful voice, he will stare at you extremely intently, and then nod, "You said It makes a lot of sense." ---- "Quick Travel: The Face-Slapping Maniac"

25. With the passage of time, this love will be extinguished midway; The husband's excessive quarrel burned into ashes; the quarrel melted her heart, and his presence created a hot magma flowing in her heart, boiling forever. ---- "Lei Feng System"

26. You must not treat everyone like you as a subordinate and use her as an interference. You must also use your faith and learning to waver, but sticking to one relationship is the most powerful. of support. ----"Quickly wear Xiaodi and face the madman"

27. Even if it is difficult to recognize the master, the sword will admit the sea of ??fire. With you by your side, I will fight and succeed. Will be afraid. ----"You Shu"

28. "Ku Hui, please recognize me and listen as I do. If you want to be in the west of the world, my brother will sow the butcher's knife in the ground to cleanse the evildoers. How can I do that?" I know how to do that, but I have a small wish that she can work hard to protect my family and the country. The big man has no way to do it. How many people have fallen into this fire? This is a river of blood. I have a small wish to punish corrupt officials. , How many people have harbored their grievances, and thought of using the following method to protect the lives of thousands of people. What Xiaoxiang did was to kill evil. The merits are judged by the Buddha, and it is not your turn to judge! Besides, I am the one who broke my leg, and I am the one who seeks medical treatment. Whether I save him or not is entirely up to you. Is this a relationship with my brother? It is better not to see one's own faults all day long. It is better to talk about other people's faults all day long. It is the best thing to think about others' faults. Kuhui, since you have never seen sages and sages, this is the best thing. If the ground is good, the seed will be hurt, so as to make that and, the next use of life will be to discuss how much good will come from that smile, and how much hardship will be spent through it. The next use of the school will be Mi, you can cultivate things. Two smiles will give birth to comparison. She is still alive, can the Master be more angry with my brother? If you are just a student, what qualifications do you have to save Xiaoxiang?" - "Suddenly One Night Libijiao Comes"

29. After going down, I took the turtle with water and lifted it up, then went to the shore of the mountain. The young man raised it up and looked at it, "Is it this one?" I fished for a long time and finally found it." Youshu looked down and didn't notice the strange scene. She took it and touched the turtle shell, so she tugged on the tail, sipped the water and said it softly. He said, "This is this one. I fed it a lot of food. It doesn't have a lot of food at a young age like my mountain master. This is the rule."

"Seeing the young man's starry eyes and the dimples that flickered in and out, the Ninth Prince was also in a happy mood. He put his hands on the bank of the water and jumped up to see if I could fall into the water. He still felt a sense of joy. Zhuang Ge said, "If I am good and you have too much to do, will you be the same as me, the master of the mountain? "You have already passed every good moment. If we could meet each other in the vast sea of ????people and talk about the many things that have happened in this life, and Taoism, which is the eternal life, I would think that this writer is the same as you, the master of the mountain." Shu blinked her eyes gently and nodded carefully ---- "You Shu"

30. Time passes like a rushing river, and children will think about it when they think about it. Those who do not care about generals may also wash them away, but polish the gems hidden in the gravel to make them more brilliant. ---- "You Shu" "Ande's True Romance in the Prosperous Age"

1. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is probably because of the frost on the ground.

Looking up at the bright moon, I lower my head and think about my hometown.

For example, in a couplet about the scenery of the Grand View Garden, everyone quoted Wang Xifeng's line "The north wind picked up overnight." My reading of Tang poetry and my interpretation of Li Bai also started from the well-known "Quiet Night Thoughts", and slowly unfolded the long scroll of his life, which was hazy and faint. Ink, the moonlight is dim, and someone is sitting alone under the moon. When I think of it, it is like thousands of mountains and rivers.

This poem should not be difficult to understand, just imagine it, under the frosty and snowy moonlight. , the emotions that may arise in your heart will give you a general understanding of the situation in the poem.

When I was a child, I only thought this poem was easy to read and remember, but I didn’t know the beauty of it.

It is like a seed. As the age increases, the experience becomes richer, and the mood changes, the understanding of it will grow year by year. This poem is undoubtedly about the thoughts of a wanderer.

2. The sesame cake is similar to that of Kyoto, and the noodles are crispy and fragrant. It is sent to the hungry Ambassador Yang. Doesn’t it seem to be a supplement? This guy is really careless in writing advertisements, and he has carefully researched Chang’an. Which sesame sesame cake is the best in the city? It turns out that it is one of the famous snacks in Chang'an. Mr. Bai wrote a poem and told his friends seriously. My family also made it, even though it tasted bad. It’s not as good as him, but it’s okay. I’ll send you some and you’ll be satisfied. This poem made me laugh. Mr. Bai is really a person with a lot of interest in life.

3. After all these years, good times and good times have passed by in vain, but even if there are thousands of styles, who should I tell them to? Liu Yong’s words are not just sentimental words after lovers break up, used to remember those things. The passing glory is also very good.

4. In that era, he did accomplish many great things. The Sui Dynasty was once at its peak of national power. Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty had a very high self-esteem. He once said to his ministers: Everyone in the world. It is said that I can only rule the world by inheriting the throne, but if I were to compete with the scholar-bureaucrats of the Manchu Dynasty, I should also become the emperor. It is obvious that his pride did not help him become a qualified ruler, but instead promoted him to become a tyrant. He was self-willed, did not listen to others, and did not care about the people. In his eyes, ministers were just people who carried out orders. This was completely different from the later Emperor Taizong of the Sui Dynasty who was open to opinions and followed advice. When we meet each other sincerely, the ministers are more flattering. The discipline is corrupted and chaos breaks out. Even though he had outstanding talents, even if Emperor Wen of Sui Dynasty created a great situation, he could not hold it.

5. Xinfeng stopped in green chariot,

Qiaoyi stood in the city and sang eggplant.

The entire garden is cut off,

The ancient terrace is half-stepped.

The old water disappears in the front pond,

The old trees bloom today’s flowers.

Once I leave this place,

the world becomes my home.

"Passing the Old House"

I secretly believe that among Li Shimin's more than 100 imperial poems, this poem can be regarded as his masterpiece.

6. When I read Taizong's "Ode to the Candle", I couldn't help but be filled with gossip:

The flames move when the wind blows, and the flowers bloom without waiting for spring.

Thousands of tears were shed in the town, not just to miss someone.

7. Under the moonlight in Chang'an, with a pot of sake and a peach blossom tree, my heart is like a candle, longing to light up in fantasy. Every time I hear this poem, I will think of this little poem by Taizong.

8. Don’t change the world at the cost of one person. We have seen many dark regimes in history that have looked down upon human life. Wang Tong’s words are really inspiring! I almost couldn't believe it. What a compliment! It is no exaggeration to say that this may be the traditional Chinese Confucianism closest to modern democratic thought.

9. Wang Tong emphasized that governing for the people should not belittle any common people on the grounds of the so-called world, and fully affirm the supremacy of the right to life of individual people. This is inconsistent with what is advocated by the United States' Declaration of Independence. Erhe: We hold the following truths to be self-evident: All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with inalienable rights, including the rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

10. Hometown is a place that you don’t want to leave when you come here, and you want to come back before you leave. This is how I feel about Tibet.

Nostalgia is not only the longing for one’s hometown, but also the recognition of loneliness and the aftertaste of tenderness. This real and ordinary life experience was picked up by him and written deeply and peacefully.

"Thoughts on a Quiet Night" is derived from "Songs at Four O'clock in the Midnight" written by Yuefu in the Southern Dynasties: The autumn wind enters the window, the tents are fluttering, you look up at the bright moon, and express your feelings for the thousands of miles of light. The original poem was intangible and unknown, but after Li Bai transformed it, it was like a finishing touch and a magical touch, and everyone has known it since then. Editor of "Watching Off", "Plantocratic" Editor and "Three-Body" Editor: Romance is trivial, but love is priceless

1. Let go of the past that cannot help you move forward.

2. Time is our current breathing, and every moment should be given wholeheartedly.

3. I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others. Whether it's friendship or love. ——San Mao

4. For whom does that flower bloom; for whom does that touch of fragrance flow; for whom does that love flow; for whom does that me wait.

5. I am confused, but I never escape reality. I am indifferent, but as long as I meet the right person, I will burn. I am timid, but I will show enough courage when necessary. I don’t have grand ideals, but I work hard every day. I may be small, but I am worthy of pride.

6. If you decide to be brilliant, your reflection will be amazingly beautiful!

7. Every blooming flower has experienced dark waves; every bright and dazzling flower has experienced wind and rain; every infinite scenery has experienced sadness. The beauty that can be seen and the scars that cannot be seen, only those who have experienced it can better understand the power behind it.

8. Only after experiencing darkness can you have the desire for light; only after experiencing wind and rain can you understand the warmth of the sun; only after experiencing vicissitudes of life can you have a gentle heart; experience the best growth in life.

9. Every outstanding person has a period of silence. During that period, I put in a lot of effort, endured isolation and loneliness, and did not complain or complain. When I talk about it in the future, even I can be moved.

10. There is always a journey that needs to be walked alone, so walk bravely and finish it gorgeously.

11. Life is a process of constant choices. Lincoln said that the so-called smart person is that he knows what choice is. The two most important things in a person's life are to be good at choosing and to dare to give up. Many people do nothing in their lives because they are reluctant to give up. Dare to give up voluntarily, which marks the beginning of a new life.

12. When ignorance and wealth come together, your status will be even worse. —— Schopenhauer

13. Love at first sight, love at second sight, until fall, a beautiful face will captivate the whole world for you. The encounter in this life is just a brush with each other in exchange for five hundred looks back in the previous life. In our lifetime, we will meet on a narrow road. A promise from you can be remembered in dreams for thousands of years.

14. The moment I take up the string, I play a song from the end of the world. You dance with the gauze and bring the brilliant blue flowers all over the place.

15. You can sing alone, drink coffee alone, graffiti alone, travel alone, go shopping alone, walk alone in the rain, listen to music alone, and talk to yourself. One is in a daze, one is dancing, one is watching TV, and one is flipping through magazines. There is only love, which cannot be achieved by oneself.

16. You will definitely meet someone in your life who will break your principles, change your habits, and become your exception. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is just spending the years of daily necessities together.

17. I know that someone is waiting for me in this world, although I don’t know who I am waiting for. But because of this, I am very happy every day.

18. I wrap my thoughts tightly in the depths of my heart, just waiting for the destined person to gently open up a soft world.

19. Listen to the broken string and cut off the three thousand obsessions. The falling flowers are obliterated, and the wind is obliterated. If the flower is pity, it falls on whose fingertips.

20. Romance is trivial, but love is priceless. Romantic non-mainstream mood phrases

Empty your whole heart and only accommodate one person.

Your entanglement makes me feel heartbroken over and over again.

Loneliness as never before, longing as never before.

I will kidnap you for the rest of your life, and you will have to rely on me for this life.

I give my heart to you, will you take good care of it and prevent it from getting hurt?

We use our lives to interpret the entanglement.

I love you, it is never an understatement.

Unknowingly, it turned out that I was already in tears,

I don’t want to miss your future because I have missed your past.

If you don’t respect me, I respect you. If you don’t respect me, I still respect you. If you don’t respect me again, I will destroy you.

Plant you in a flowerpot Here, let you also know what a vegetative state is

Mao Zedong said that those who do not marry for the purpose of dating are all hooligans.

In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

I wanted to let the paper plane take me to your heart, but unexpectedly it crashed halfway

I bought an egg but accidentally broke it. I knew that this egg and I were destined to be together.

Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

I think explaining the punchline of a joke to someone is one of the loneliest things in the world.

After today, don’t meet again. I’m afraid I’ll beat you several times every day when I wake up.

I deceived you, but I used real feelings.

Looking at your layered crow’s feet reminds me of a song: The most beautiful thing is the color of the setting sun.

There are no free pies in the sky, but there are free bricks.

You are romantic, I am watery, you are sentimental, and I am flowery.

If a person really lives so shamelessly, how can he survive?

Kindness means that when others are hungry, I eat meat without complaining.

It’s been a long day, but I haven’t fallen asleep yet.

Shameless people follow other people’s feelings, while shameless people follow their own feelings.

It was still easy to mess around in ancient times. If you cut it off, you can become a civil servant.