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Some idioms and proverbs with distinctive expressions in Chinese.

Donkey hair stuffed in the ears - makes no sense

Cotton stuffed in the ears - pretending (sheep)

The chatty crow - old tune

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Playing the flute in the dyeing room - very colorful

White cloth falling in the dyeing vat - it can no longer be washed out

(It is a metaphor for stains that can never be removed from the body. )

The owner of the dyeing shop - a lustful person

A frequent customer of the dyeing shop - a lustful person

The clothes in the dyeing vat - change his true color

The clothes of the dyer - it is impossible not to be contaminated

The ants in the hot nest - anxiously scurrying around in circles

The fried beans in the hot nest - when one is cooked, the other will jump

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Smoking charcoal in the hot brazier - left out

The white noodles on the hot kang - hot

The temper of the hot water bottle - cold outside, hot inside

Soft bread dumplings - easy to pinch

Let the stammering chant the order of return - forcing others to do something difficult

Ants on a hot pot - turning around

(metaphor for falling into Faced with a dilemma that is difficult to get out of, he is walking around anxiously and unable to sit still

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A crab in a hot pot - scratching his claws

( The metaphor is very uncomfortable.)

Stir-fried peppers in a hot pot - it's quite choking

(The metaphor is not very good.)

Thermos bottle - cold on the outside but hot on the inside

(A metaphor for someone who looks cold on the outside but is very enthusiastic on the inside.)

Send someone a fan when you are hot and give help when you need it--when someone is in a hurry, he is in a hurry

When a person comes under the short eaves-- —Have no choice but to be humble

(Metaphor for being forced to do something as a last resort under certain circumstances or conditions.

People who are over thirty and do not learn skills - getting old

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Someone rides a horse and I ride a donkey, and there is a pushcart behind me - not as good as the top, but not as good as the bottom

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Fill out a form in the talent market - self-promotion

The sun sets over the west mountain - the red color will only last for a while

(A metaphor for the good days. The good times will not last long.)

Walking around during the day, staying up for refueling at night Crotch

(Metaphor of idleness, not walking - iE- way.)

Pompon balls and gongs - no reply

(Metaphor of no answer or no news. )

Slap the face with a pom-pom - to scare people

The downy duck has just entered the water - new learning

Hit the dog with a meat bun - never look back

The meat is rotten in the soup - no one suffers

The business of meat Qin Qin Shang - fussing over every detail

The meat dumplings - oily

The meat is rotten in the pot - regardless of each other

The meat and bones are put into the pot - willing to (gnaw)

The meat and bones beat the big drum - a bit meaty Vegetarian

A meat bun beats a dog with a white milk thing

(It is a metaphor for paying the price in vain, with no effect. )

The meat buns beat the dog - spring is gone and there will be no return

The meat bones fell into the pot - chewing (definitely)

(Metaphor is certain.

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Boiled Yuanxiao in a meat pot - bastard eggs

Hide a venomous snake in the gala - not showing the head

Put a mouse in the armpit - impersonation Hunting Hunters

The guy bought roast chicken - he made a big fuss

Building a house and hiring a cooper - he hired the wrong person

Build the house Nine quilts and sweet dreams - I can't figure it out

A shabby quilt that has been covered for three years - the same old trick

Hay light a lamp - nine out of ten chances are true

Dry thunder but no rain - bluff

Dry crops - mature early

Fish in dry river ditch - can't escape

Frost in dry river beach Peony - good times don't last long

Dry radish leaves to make soup - boring; tasteless

Dry mud to make Yuanxiao - not round

Dry sesame seeds with dry hands ——Not getting started

A carp in a dry pond can’t jump for a few days; it can’t jump for a few days

A loach in a dry pond can’t slide anywhere

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Catching wild fish in dry ponds - everyone has a share

Looking for bile in the belly of dried fish - rare; rare

The brother of the liver - a loser (lung)

Sugar cane joints - no one section is open

Sugar cane is used as a chimney - no ventilation

Growing melons in the sugar cane forest - sweet from head to toe

Sugar cane leather mat - sweet (dense)

Sugar cane supports dilapidated house - not useful; not useful

Going to a wedding to bring a bride (xiang) - kill two birds with one stone

Running to the market and entering a dead end - it won't work; it won't work

Catching the chicken down the river - pushing to death

Those who rush don't ask - - Opposite paths

The driver who rides the donkey just wants to be happy for the moment

The driver who drives the Dragon King into the sea is eager to

The driver who drives the carriage cracks the whip—bluffing

The fodder bag of the driver of the carriage - straw bag

Losing a child while driving the temple fair - a shameful life

Driving the cow into the chicken coop - the wrong way

Hurry down the cliff - force yourself to death

Hurry the ducks up the hill - everyone is doing their own thing (gurgle)

Hurry the ducks up the tree - you can't do it ; There is nothing you can do

Driving sheep up to the Flame Mountain - pushing to death

Driving oxcarts to pull dung - to death (shit)

Driving Calling my aunt while the Queen Mother is here - I want to get some fairy spirit

Olive butt - I can't sit still; I can't sit still

Blowing fire with a rolling pin - I don't know anything

Rolling pin masturbates - unattainable

Rolling pins come in different lengths - each size has its own uses

Rolling pin filled with rice soup - not a drop of water can enter

Rolling pin rises to the sky - —Slander (flying stick)

Rolling pin diamond pass - motionless

Dozed off while working - confused

The foal has just been saddled - The day to be whipped has arrived

As soon as the sail was pulled, the wind hit the head - a bad start

A freshly hatched chick - the wings are not strong

Just out of the oven Pure steel - would rather break than bend

Fresh iron - pure at heart

The sun just emerged - face full of red light

The newborn baby - missing The side of the world

The shrimps just emerged from the water - jumping around

The coptis newly unearthed - Ku Miaomiao

The carp just caught - jumping around

The steamer that has just been opened - steaming with steam

The newly married girl - shyly

The monk who has just entered the temple is reciting Buddhist scriptures - now learning Singing now

The rain that has just fallen to the ground - turbid and unclear

The horse that has just been bought - it is difficult to get along with others; it is not gregarious

The steamed buns that have just been put on the steamer ——Mian Sheng

Freshly picked cucumbers—fresh for a while

Nails on the steel plate—excellently hard

The steel knife fell

Belly - heartbreaking

Threading a steel wire through tofu - can't lift it; can't lift it; don't mention it

Threading a steel wire through a needle - it's difficult to pass; can't pass

The eye on the butt of the steel needle - recognizes only the clothes but not the person

The steel ball falls on the jade plate - clang; clang clang

Light the lamp in the vat - shine inside but not outside

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Pour beans into the vat - do not hide them

The tall man walked under the eaves - had to bow his head

A high-flying bird meets an eagle - fierce More good and less

High-grade alloy steel - too hard; hard enough

Raise your fist high and release it gently - show mercy

Hold a parasol in the sorghum field - It’s hard to support and hold up

Growing corn in the sorghum field - the level will be seen after autumn

Tie the sorghum stalks to the mule - pull it down

Use the sorghum stalks to make a ladder - Can't go up

Sorghum stalks are used to push mills - can't play well

Sorghum stalks are used to carry water - cannot afford the responsibility

Sorghum stalks are used as whip poles - Can’t stand the beating

Using sorghum stalks to make grinding sticks - too strong to use them

Using sorghum stalks to make glasses - an empty frame

Sorghum is scattered on the wheat field - Bastard

Gao Qiu became a Taiwei - one step to the sky

Building a platform on the top of a high mountain - high above the ground

Flying a kite on a high mountain - a high starting point

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Alpine masonry house - picture of romance

Green pine on the mountain - hard roots; evergreen all year round

Snow lotus on the mountain - spotless

Chili peppers grown on the top of mountains - extremely red

High mountains have good water, flatlands have good flowers - each has its own strengths

Anti-aircraft guns shoot tanks - the level is too low

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The eyes of the anti-aircraft gun - looking up

Highway - unobstructed; unobstructed

Crawling on the ground with joy - getting carried away

The manuscript is written to the edge - not qualified

Giving cakes to my daughter - sincerely

Using a cooling fan in the crook of the arm - two sleeves of breeze

In the hollow of the arm Pocket ball - inflated person

Elbow - bend inward; turn inward

Vinegar in the elbow - sour

A stranded ship ——Dilemma

The two brothers sit side by side—intimate intimacy

The two go to the capital—to pursue their future together

The two brothers sit in the dormitory—a brother in distress

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The yellow sand on the Gobi Desert - endless

The stones on the Gobi Desert - obvious

Finding spring water on the Gobi Desert - extremely difficult

Pigeons just pick up tall gates and fly away - forgetting their origins

Cut leeks and peel jute - one yard is the same

No sickle is needed to cut leeks - nonsense

A strong wind blows when cutting wheat - a mess

Cut off the nose and eat it with another face - shameless

The beautiful woman next door - can't be loved

Everyone The Yangtze River ogle-no one cares

See ducks eating grain across the ditch-glare; stare blankly

Send eyes across the Yellow River-no one appreciates it; don't appreciate it

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Blow the trumpet through the crack of the door - the name (honking) is outside

The Spring Festival couplets from the next year - useless; useless; useless

The bed bugs from the next year - deflated

The next year's soybeans - no oil and salt; no oil and salt

The next year's chickens - bad guys

Lamps on the partition wall - no one can Who does not take credit for?

The fruit across the wall is particularly sweet - someone else's good stuff

Throwing a dustpan across the wall - it goes back and forth

Throwing the five internal organs across the wall - - Determined to fight on the ground

The summons for the next day - stare at it

Hit birds across the mountain - whoever sees it has a share

Attack the road across the mountain - Each has his or her own method

Buying a cow across a mountain - without seeing each other

Scratching an ox across a coat - nothing but deflation

The rotten rice from the night before - how to do it

The eyes of the fish from the night before - so red and purple

Kissing through the glass window - the inside should be in harmony with the outside

Looking through the glass The play - seeing through it at a glance

Waving across the river - no sympathy

Jumping into the river across the well - looking far away from the near

Blowing the trumpet across the hilltop - right? Number 1

Holding hands across the hilltop - far from the mark; far from the mark

Everyone has his own pot - whoever is afraid of which one

The temper of the flea ——It jumps when touched

Giving a haircut to a prickly head——a difficult problem (shaving)

Treating a tiger——being on tenterhooks

The deaf man playing the flute—— - A waste of effort; a waste of effort; a waste of effort

Shaving the head of the god - to shame (repair) the ancestors

To clear the way for the tiger descending from the mountain - the number one accomplice

Follow Borrowing a comb from a monk - making things difficult for others

Learning to learn from monkeys - learning badly

Drinking with the master - getting the glory

Being a wise man following a wizard - learning Broken

Learn from heroes - learn from whoever you follow

Learn skills from Zhuge Liang - be able to pinch and calculate

The watchman dozed off - — Eating for free

Tamping on the construction site (hang) — relying on force

Landmines rang in the public toilet — arousing public outrage (feces)

The rooster wears a hat - the official (crown) is added to the official (crown)

The rooster flies up to the roof - reaches the top; sings a high tune

The rooster lays eggs and the cat bites the dog - incredible

The rooster drills into the fence - a dilemma

The rooster drills into the stove - Guan Liao (Guan Liao)

Gong and Sun sit side by side - big or small

The male sheep is not the lamb - there is no hope

The male wants the wonton lady to ask for noodles - it is difficult to agree with everyone

The young master marries a young lady - the two are well-matched

The dog's back Put a plaster on it - not sticky (sticky); problem

A dog eats mustard (condiment, spicy) - stare dryly; stare blankly

A dog eats mahua - Just do it; just do it

Dog eats grass - pretending (sheep)

Dog beats haha ??- has a bad mouth

Dog wears a basket - hides head and tail

The dog teases the duck - croaks

The dog drinks cold water - plays with its tongue

The dog Heizi ran to the stage - made a fool of himself

The dog sees its owner - shakes its head and tail

The dog gnaws wheat roots - pretends to be a sheep

The dog gnaws a stone lion - incredible

The dog gnaws an elephant ——Not self-sufficient

A dog with long hair on its face——turns its back and disowns people

Dogs chase (nian chases) mice——meddle in other people’s business

Dogs Chase the ducks away - croaking

Dogs are afraid of sticks and cows are afraid of whips - one thing will bring down another thing

Dog-skin hat-no problem

Dog-skin stocking head- —Nothing big or small

A dog stuffed with soybeans in his butt - knows nothing about it

A dog on the pot table - doesn't know how to lift

A dog spreading his coat - pulling randomly; Nonsense

A dog licking an empty sand pot - boring; tasteless

A dog licking a cat's nose - not having good intentions; having bad intentions

A dog licking a grinding table - Idling in a circle; wandering blindly

The dog licks the oil - sweep it away

The dog steals the hot oil cake - both loved and feared

The dog's head is on the dining table Above - not commensurate

The dog-headed strategist - can't come up with good ideas; he can only come up with bad ideas

Putting flowers on the dog's head - not worthy; not worthy

The dog has a long head Horns - Go abroad (goat) phase

A dog-legged man enters the village - the neighbors are uneasy

The dew on the dog's tail - it comes off with a flick

The bear wears a top hat ——Pretending to be a big shot

The bear saw Ci and said——There is nothing he can do; there is nothing he can do

The bear is pulling the strings——

Don't listen to greetings

A bear climbs a tree - good energy; anecdotes from the world; there are all kinds of strange things

A bear treats guests - no one comes to the door

A bear acts like a door stick - a human bear The guy is stupid

The bear smokes - rare but strange

The bear catches the sparrow - blindly beats it

The dog bites the bun - reveals the secret

The dog bites A weight - a very hard mouth; a tough mouth

A dog bites a forger - a hammer is found; a hammer is found

A dog bites a pig driver - a whipped product

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A dog bites a mouse - fake positivity; meddling in other people's business

A dog bites a jeep - a rare occurrence but strange

A dog bites an eagle - not even close; not even close

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A dog bites the thunder god - causing disaster

A dog bites Lu Dongbin - he does not know a good heart

A dog bites the door panel - he cannot eat it

The dog Biting the butt - definitely (biting the buttocks)

Dog biting the flagpole - not knowing the level

Dog biting the sun - arrogant (bark)

Dog biting the tile Piece - a mouth full of words (porcelain)

A dog bites its tail - it goes round and round

A dog bites a rice dumpling - it cannot be solved; it is puzzling

A dog has horns - — Pretend (sheep)

A dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat—it’s hard to change one’s nature

A couplet on a dog’s mouth—no way; no way

A bone in a dog's mouth - not much oil or water; not much oil or water

A bone thrown in a dog's mouth - just to suit the dog's liking

Girls love flowers, boys love guns ——Everyone has his own interests; everyone has his own preferences

The girl’s thread egg——has a clue

The girl embroiders the purse——concentrates on it

The lonely lamb—— —Motherless cub

Playing chess in the orphanage - poor and happy; having fun on the poor

The lonely soldier accidentally fell into the pocket formation - easy to get in and hard to get out

The lonely old man The bachelor's son - dependent on each other

The orphan met his relatives - overjoyed

The skill of the cooper - the adult square circle

The cooper repairs the dustpan - points Foreign Affairs

Bone stuck in throat - unable to swallow, unable to spit out

Oil boiling in bones - rare; hard-earned

In an antique shop The boss - he knows the goods with his eyes

The antique dealer - he knows the goods with his eyes

Smoke rises from the ancient tombs - will-o'-the-wisps come out

The flagpole in the ancient temple - - Unique; old bachelor

Performance of ancient music - playing old tunes again

The cow goes all out - intrigues

Plucking the hairs from the cow's body - insignificant; insignificant; insignificant Feeling

The cow is stuck in the quagmire - a dilemma

The clam with a bulging belly is drilling into the trumpet - swallowing the anger,

A fan on the drum - bragging

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Grain bran for wiping buttocks is not easy to use

Grain bran for rubbing rope - cannot be used; difficult to join hands

Grain bran steamed steamed buns - cannot be pinched; difficult to pinch together

Sorghums growing in the millet field - stand out; stand out

Yuying (corn) growing in the millet field - stand out

Willows growing in the Forbidden City - trees ( Stand up) Can't get up

Concentrate on lighting the fire, don't care about turning over the pot - in a hurry

It's windy and wear silk shirt - it's shaking

It's windy and sweeping the floor - - Fake positivity; superfluous

The wind sweeps the ground and the rain splashes the streets - Fake positivity

Choose melons in the melon field - the more you look at them, the more you look

When the melon is ripe, the stems fall off - the time is right

The melon vines wrap around the bean shed - they are entangled

The melon seeds welcome guests - a little treat

The melon seeds are peeled off - - Sweetheart (Benevolence)

The widow beats the child - reluctant to bear it

The widow enters the pawn shop - she wants someone but no one, wants money but has no money

The widow sells her child - —The last move

The widow goes to the grave - weeps to the sky and wipes her tears

Eating fast with bacon hanging - difficult

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Hang the mosquito net and light the mosquito coils - redundant

Blow the fire with a walking stick - know nothing about it

The kidnapper chases the horse - out of reach

官The big rat in the barn - eat and drink well

The official's yamen - difficult to enter

The palace master goes to court - step by step

The official goes out The sedan chair - not walking

Painting flowers on the coffin board - to please the ghost

Using the coffin as a manger - improper use of materials

The coffin boss gritted his teeth - —Hateful people will not die

Powder in the coffin - dead romance

Beat a gong in the coffin - noisy to death; haunted

Bed bugs in the coffin - bite people to death

Smearing dog shit in the coffin - the stink of death

Spreading ashes in the coffin - bullying the dead

Asking for debts in the coffin - forcing the person to death

Scratching in the coffin - not knowing whether to live or die; not knowing whether to live or not

Tooth-scratching in the coffin shop - killing people

Coffin shops cutting corners - cheating people

Painting beautiful women on the coffin - making people laugh

Stretching hands in the coffin - dying for money; dying shamelessly

Champion and runner-up - one of the best

Turn off the lights and fight Mother-in-law - use secret strength; use secret strength

Guandong heroes - extraordinary spirit

Guan Gong hangs a gourd around his neck - blushes and has thick neck

Guan Gong sneezes - —Self-bragging (required)

Guan Gong works as a carpenter—making bold and bold moves

Guan Gong fights against Li Kui—making bold moves

Guan Gong’s knife shop—genuine goods

Guan Gong's nosebleed - red on top of red

Guan Gong sells tofu - people are strong but goods are not strong

Guan Gong dances with the sword - his specialty

Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong - the dynasty was in chaos; could not stand up to it

Guan Gong was in Cao Ying - absent-minded

Guan Gong walked to Maicheng - the last move; death was imminent; death was in front of his eyes;

Suffering losses are all due to carelessness; the end is coming

A bear in a cage - running around in circles

A monkey in a cage - scratching its ears and cheeks

Master Guan watched "Spring and Autumn" - it was clear at a glance

Master Guan went to the banquet - went straight to the point

The horn was turned off - silent

Walking on stilts behind closed doors - self-esteem

Fried chili peppers behind closed doors - quite annoying

Singing folk songs behind closed doors - self-appreciation

Hitting dogs behind closed doors - did not run away; Can't run away; desperate

Beat the beggar with the door closed - make the poor happy

Hit the gong with the door closed - the sound of the name (ring) is outside

Boxing with the door closed - the inside hand

Closing the door and beating the blind man - he did not run away; he cannot run away

Living behind closed doors - he knows the inside story

Criticizing the emperor behind closed doors - the family is unruly; it does not work

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Closing the door to touch the blind - not running; unable to run

Closing the door to raise the tiger - endless troubles

Guan Yu surrenders to Cao Cao - he is in Cao's camp and his heart is in Han

Guan Yunchang farts - I don’t know how to blush

Guan Yunchang guards his sister-in-law - friendship is the most important thing

Viewing the scenery on Mount Tai - looking back to see the heights

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva ——Avalokitesvara

Guanyin’s belly——charitable heart

Guanyin Bodhisattva sneezes—good demeanor

Guanyin Bodhisattva’s poisonous hand—a kind face but a bad heart

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva gives birth - God knows; God knows

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva sits on a lotus platform - high above the sky

Filling holes in Guanyin Hall - not good (repairing the temple)

The plumber opens the gate - let it flow; let it flow

Canned food - eat it freely

Pick the shrimp out of the can - catch the blind (shrimp)

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Planting flowers in a jar - they will not live long; they will not live long

Planting flowers in a jar - not going deep; not going too deep

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Go shirtless and look for a machine gun - go into battle shirtless

Go shirtless and play with swords - sooner or later he will look good

Bachelor moving - save trouble

A bachelor lives a life - very lonely

A bachelor farms - earns his own living

Barefoot and wearing slippers - cannot lift; cannot lift; cannot lift ; Forget about it

Going into the ice cellar with bare feet - it's so cold

Going into the nest of thorns with bare feet - a dilemma

Flies falling from the bare head - —Obviously

Catching thieves with bare buttocks—Be bold but not ashamed

Hang yourself with bare buttocks—Shameless; shameless

Go to the battlefield with bare buttocks— Be bold and don’t be ashamed

Turning the butt naked - spinning in circles is embarrassing

It’s windy but not raining - dry blowing

Riding a tiger naked - bold Don't be ashamed

All talk but no practice - mouth trick

Slap on the bald head - upright (beat) Guangming

Just a drumstick - no beating Sound

Cantonese speak Beijing dialect - Southern and Northern accents

Stop at the gate of hell - life and death

Japanese soldiers use swords and guns - murderous

The Japanese raided the big dragnet - ten rooms were empty

The imperial concubine sighed - she was unhappy

The executioner's skill - the act of killing

The executioner became popular Face - the fierce look is revealed

The executioner grins - the knife is hidden in the smile

Guilin Sanhua Liquor - very strong

Kneeling and raising pigs - for the sake of money

The rock rolls down the mountain - smash it to the bottom

Boiling dolls in boiling water - acquaintances

Cooking birthday stars in liquid water - old acquaintances

Boil water in the pot - it's steaming

Boil water to soak rice crackers - happy

Boil water and splash ants - all the nests will die

Boil oil in the pot to pick up gold - —It's hard to start; unable to start; unable to start

Pour salt into a boiling pan of oil - it's fried; it's fried

Fry the fried dough sticks in a boiling pan of oil - toss and turn

Millet on the edge of the pot - boiled out

Poke holes in the bottom of the pot - poke holes

The lid of the pot is used as a bellows - it has been exposed to heat and cold

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Crabs in the pot - they will not run wild for a long time

Lanterns in the boiler room - fainted

Melons planted on the pot - it is difficult to sprout

The pot is too dark for the kettle - I don't know how ugly I am

Porridge is boiled in the pot - both are rotten

International merchant ship - layman (sailing)

Flying a kite with feet bound in cloth - notorious

Flying a kite with feet bound in head - smelly and long; no distinction between top and bottom

Hanged with head wrapped in cloth - tearing (death) shameless

The pickle tank that has spent the winter - soak in it

The snails that have spent the winter encounter the spring water - feel proud and proud

The faucet that has passed the Dragon Boat Festival - just play with your mouth

Crossing the river to draw a plank - no conscience

Crossing the river by the tail of the ox - cannot be pulled

Crossing the river by the pawn - can be done horizontally or vertically; only advancing but not retreating ; No retreat

Crossing the river to wash feet - kill two birds with one stone

Crossing the river to pull the beard - modesty (pulling the beard)

The rat crossing the street - everyone shouts

The dough that has been beaten too hard - limp; limp into a pile

The soybeans that have passed through the sieve - neither big nor small

Passing by Guests feeding horses - doing things improperly

Passers mourning - dead people understand in their bellies

Filtered air - fresh

New Year pigs - Live not long; live not long

Eat bean dregs during the New Year - extremely poor

Knock on the pot lid during the New Year - very poor

Marry a wife during the New Year - Double Happiness

Expired Ticket - Invalid

Cross Five Levels and Kill Six Generals -

—Extraordinary spirit

A rag that has been covered for three years—an old trick

Drying a frog in a pond—looking forward to rain

Collecting fish on a dry ground ——Bai Zai

Dried chili peppers——skewered

Dried cuttlefish array——a big lie

Liu Bei in Ganlu Temple——safe and sound

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Grass grows in the sugar cane field - absurd (sugar)

The driver crosses the muddy pond - the wheel goes in

Herds the dog into a dead end - bites him back

Driving cattle off a cliff - driving towards death

Going to the market to do business - following the market

Driving a car without a whip - flattering

The wine in the vat - don't care (pot)

The bird that has just taken flight - does not know where to stand

The cucumber that has just sat down - extremely bitter

A tall man falls down - a big difference

Onions planted in sorghum fields are shorter than others

Eggplants grow on sorghum stalks - incredible

Making glasses from sorghum stalks - an empty frame

Rolling stones on the mountain - never look back

The tweeter fell into the well - wow, it won't come up

Cutting leeks Use a sickle - nonsense

Cut off the cat's tail and mix it with cat food - eat it yourself

Cut the wheat without a sickle - uproot it

Evaluate the offspring through the belly ——It’s hard to guess

The next year’s steamed buns——sent early

Throwing boxes across the wall—not a (flying) gift

Throwing children across the wall—— Shameful

Looking at flowers across the wall - unable to reach out

Herding sheep across the mountain - never seeing the face of an animal in life

Standing over a pig's head - cold face

Biting your ears through the window - listening to partial rumors

Looking at Lu Dongbin through the crack in the door - looking down on the wise (immortal) people

Looking at people through the sieve - Treat people as scattered

Wearing black hats for white people - false accusations against good people

Making friends with dogs - can't do without food and drink

Walking with bald people - — Zhanguang

Cracking the whip in the farmland - blowing (urging) the cow

The bus passed the station - just lean on it and leave

Rooster Head Putting goose feathers on the top - a word (feather) pun (crown)

Bulls fighting - aggressive (colliding) energy

Master Chong'er picks up rags - whether he is full or not?

A dog eats a tortoise—can’t find the head

A dog pulls out a sheep intestine—the longer it gets, the longer it gets

A dog catches a mouse and a cat looks after the house—abnormal

Dog barking at the moon - rare but strange

Dog chewing bones - with relish

Dog chasing away mouse - meddling in other people's business

Dog picking at the door curtain - Lu Yi Nose

The dog wears glasses on its head - pretending to be human

The dog swallows the chili pepper - it's quite spicy

The dog sticks out its tongue - it's very hot

The dog lifts the door curtain - all with one mouth

The bear plays the piano - no sound

The bear climbs the tree - energetic

The dog looks at people - bites Don't bite the official if you are poor

A dog bites a mouse - meddling in other people's business

A dog bites a mouse and turns to eat again - counterattack

The calligraphy and painting in the ancient tomb - this table ( Frame)

The forehead of the ancient seal tablet - difficult to understand

The stones in the millet - thrown away

Picking melons in the melon field - it is dazzling

Although the melon seeds are small - they are human (benevolent) hearts

The widow chooses a husband - do as she pleases

Hang up the plow stick and ring the bell - the plow is so poor that it jingles

Hang a sheep's head and sell dog meat - words and deeds are inconsistent

Look for a beautiful bearded man in Guandi's temple - make sure you don't miss the mark

Guan Gong asks for a big knife in front of him - — Don’t overestimate yourself

Close the door and hit the dog – get beaten to death

Close the door and squeeze the nose – bump into a coincidence

Close the door and squeeze the nose – bump What a coincidence

Guan Yu

Losing Jingzhou - arrogant soldiers will be defeated

Guan Yunchang talked about "Three Kingdoms" - he only talked about killing six generals in five passes, not talking about walking in Maicheng

Stir-fried peppers behind closed doors - Enough

Hit the God of Wealth with the door closed - extremely poor

The official issued a notice - the people deserve to die

Set firecrackers on the head of the coffin - scary to death

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The five internal organs of Guanyin Bodhisattva are full of mud

Guanyin Bodhisattva is eighteen years old - young (temple spirit)

A glimpse of the leopard in the tube - a glimpse

Pounding garlic in a jar - a one-shot deal

No rain but wind - dry blowing

Bachelor divides the fields - works alone

Bachelor vs. bachelor - two poles

Barefoot enters the ice kiln-cools to the end

Bald head runs into the monk's temple-to make up for it

The meowing cat ——Can’t catch the mouse

The imperial concubine sighed——not going well

Rolling stone down the mountain——hit it to the bottom

Boiling water to make tea——strong and fragrant

The pot rake makes the shadow of the lamp - burnt people

The pot lid has a hole - it is vented

The chicken in the pot - it is difficult to fly

The fish in the pot - don't even think about jumping

The oil residue on the pot table - produced by practicing (refining)

Fried stones in the pot - no oil Salt

Cooking porridge in the pot - Tonggui Mi (rice)

Throwing a walking stick across the river - forgetting one's roots

Crossing the river and tearing down the bridge - leaving no way out

Mom’s sisters--suspicious (aunt)

The crenel on the stage--no (Putrajaya)

The whip on the stage--overweight (false) Horse)

Fire in Guanyin Hall - Miaozai (temple disaster)

Monkey Sun sitting in the Golden Palace - Unlike Ren (Ren) Jun

The longevity star is shooting targets -- Laoqiang (gun)

The birthday girl plays the pipa -- a cliché (plays)

Wheat straw blowing fire -- stingy (instrument)

In the alley Horse racing - the question (hooves) is hard to come up with

Pulling the beard to cross the river - modesty (requiring) excessive (crossing)

Pull the bell into the air - fantasy (ringing)

Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) and shameless (thorn)

Buy camels at Huguo Temple - no such thing (city)

Zanthoxylum bungeanum Falling into the rice - trouble (rice)

Flies flying into the cow's eyes - looking for tiredness (tears) to eat

Bean dregs and sticking to the door god - not sticking (sticky)

Bean dustpan and firewood are on fire - anxious (dustpan)

Dried tofu cooked with meat - there are several portions (vegetarian)

Tofu curd cooking - which Also using words (salt)

A couple hoeing the ground - regardless of (employing) people

Two hundred dollars of peanuts - some have to be peeled (peeled)

Holding longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (ceremony)

Two trumpets are blown to the same tune - they want to (sound) together

Han Mei worships Yaksha - exhausts (spirits) ) Hell

Bamboo shoots outside the garden - nephew (born)

Men don’t beat their wives - good luck (couple)

Scholars write poems - have two hands (First)

The bald man took off his hat - the first name (Ming Dynasty)

The girl from the He family gave it to the Zheng family - just right (Zheng He's family)

Belly Punching a boat - expert (navigation)

Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what sound (liter)

Smoke coming from the rice pot - the rice is mushy

Light mosquito coils under the bed - nothing to do (mosquitoes)

Frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mix)

Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot - the noisier (fried) The more indifferent

The Kitchen God sticks to the Door God - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)

Sha

Stone against bluestone - solid (stone) against solid (stone)

Sail on the beach - beached (raised) shallow

An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)

Not rushing to the temple fair - don’t be anxious (crowded)

A coffin without a bottom - not a prosperous person

No money to buy conches - save some (suck) )

Huaier's mother-in-law crosses the single-plank bridge - holding the collar firmly and taking risks

Carrying a horse spoon in her arms - sincere heart

Carrying cotton in your arms--soft (warm) heart

Carrying grizzly in your arms--soothing (combing) your heart

Poor people buying rice--a sound of (liter) head

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The poor carpenter opened his business - only one sentence (saw)

The tinker fell into somersault - upside down (iron)

Zhang Tianshi went into the sea - don't (touch) monsters

Zhang Tianshi kneels in the muddy water - begging for mercy (clear)

Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bu Bianqi (riding)

The rooster wears a hat - official ( Crown) on top of official (crown)

Knocking soot on the chicken's head - a few (chicken) heads are suffering from anger

Chicken pecking at ants - just right (food)

No awl is needed to hold the soles - really (needle) good

Paper railings - cannot be leaned on

Paper stools - cannot be used (sitting)

Paper-made stove - cannot pass (pot)

Paper-made pipa - cannot talk (play)

Donkey skin stuck to the wall -- Unlucky (picture)

The kidnapper goes to the hospital -- conscious (foot treatment)

The frog jumps on the drum -- understand (dong dong)

Going down the coal mine with a cane - unlucky at every step (coal)

Crossing the street with a beard - modest (pulling the beard)

The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)

Jujube core cutting board--a few words (sawing)

Selling cloth without a ruler--bad intentions (quantity)

Selling shrimps without a scale -- Catch the blind (shrimp)

The butt of the campfire bug -- not a lot (bright)

The monk holding an umbrella -- lawless (hair) lawless

The monk Separation of families - trouble (temple)

Monk sitting in a cave - nothing (temple)

Monk dragging wood - trouble (temple)

The monk's house - wonderful (temple)

The monk's head - unable (to send)

The ax broke the bamboo - anxious (cutting knot)

Lowering the net in the fish pond - extra (fish)

Foxes quarreling - talking nonsense

Fox riding tiger - fox pretending (driving) the tiger's power

The dog has long horns--foreign (sheep) spirit

The dog eats tofu brain--it has no time (title)

The dog eats green grass--pretends (sheep)

The dog eats cucumber--the wrong time (eating)

The blind man makes fried dough sticks--Xia Zehu (fried batter)

The blind man wears glasses--cong (charge) Tomorrow

The cowherd eats crabs - needless to say (with salt)

Saute the pickles with salt - too leisurely (salty)

An on the Kang Pot--renovation (stove)

Washing yellow lotus by the river--how (river) is bitter

Growing vegetables in the river--not burnt (watering)

Oil-poured candle--a heart (wick)

The plasterer is tidying up the mouse--perfunctory (eye) to get the job done

The plasterer has no ash--(brick) waiting

The plasterer beckons - wants you (mud)

The plasterer's tile knife - light pattern (paint) surface

Grass grows on the clay Bodhisattva - panic (famine)

The god

The loach plays the drum--random talk (playing)

The timid carpenter--just one sentence (saw)

Hanging lanterns in the air--Xuan (hanging)

The empty shuttle is used to mend the net - there is no rule of law (weaving)

The empty coffin is used for funeral - no one is in the eye (wood)

The empty steamer is put on the pot table - - Strive for (steam) air

Put a drying cage on the shoulder - annoy (brain) fire

The needle on the thread board - hold (don't) hold

The orchard in spring - makes sense (peaches and plums)

Looking at the fields in spring and autumn - looking for trouble (cha) children

Glass Bodhisattva - understanding people (gods)

Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - the imperial driver personally conquers (steamed)

Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed - I am in red

The judge who dug out his eyes - a blind man (ghost)

The drum of the City God's Temple - Gui Guan (knocking)

The City God's horse - Bubuqi (riding)

The City God's bean sprouts - Ghost Noisy (fried)

City God Lord Dai Xiao - running for nothing (robe)

Licorice in the drug store - an indispensable (flavor)

Opened in the drug store Drawer--looking for fun (pills)

Fire in the tea shop--Sure enough (burning)

Waving in the teahouse--Hu (pot) comes

草Use as a lamp - carelessness (core)

Soak in the grass mud pond - laugh (ferment)

Use a straw hat as a gong - not think (sound)

Fire on the grass beach - mercy (green)

Buckwheat hulls beaten into paste - neither stick (sticky)

Hung soles from vitex trees - pull (thorn) skin

Sitting in the lobby with a toilet - corrupt (dirty) official

The tree is small and there is little shade - there is no care (shadow)

The tree fell - no shadow (Shadow)

Under the salty meat soup - no need to say (salt)

Eat too much salt - just do it for leisure (salty)

Pickled vegetables Tofu - something to say (salt) first

Tofu cooked with pickles - no need to say more (salt)

Pickled vegetables dipped in soybean paste - too heavy (salt)

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The monk with a crooked head bowed and confessed - something was wrong (neck)

Lighting the noodles - not eating (food)

A blind man enters the cigarette shop-------- --modern. (Touch the lamp).

Bag in the air------------pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).

Song Jiang’s military advisor is useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse----Idiot. (Bendan).

The straw hat seller throws his pole------be careful. (leave the rope).

My brother is not at home----------Don't come. Sister-in-law] Learning is like sailing against the current - if you don't advance, you will retreat