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Some idioms and proverbs with distinctive expressions in Chinese.
Donkey hair stuffed in the ears - makes no sense
Cotton stuffed in the ears - pretending (sheep)
The chatty crow - old tune
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Playing the flute in the dyeing room - very colorful
White cloth falling in the dyeing vat - it can no longer be washed out
(It is a metaphor for stains that can never be removed from the body. )
The owner of the dyeing shop - a lustful person
A frequent customer of the dyeing shop - a lustful person
The clothes in the dyeing vat - change his true color
The clothes of the dyer - it is impossible not to be contaminated
The ants in the hot nest - anxiously scurrying around in circles
The fried beans in the hot nest - when one is cooked, the other will jump
p>Smoking charcoal in the hot brazier - left out
The white noodles on the hot kang - hot
The temper of the hot water bottle - cold outside, hot inside
Soft bread dumplings - easy to pinch
Let the stammering chant the order of return - forcing others to do something difficult
Ants on a hot pot - turning around
(metaphor for falling into Faced with a dilemma that is difficult to get out of, he is walking around anxiously and unable to sit still
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A crab in a hot pot - scratching his claws
( The metaphor is very uncomfortable.)
Stir-fried peppers in a hot pot - it's quite choking
(The metaphor is not very good.)
Thermos bottle - cold on the outside but hot on the inside
(A metaphor for someone who looks cold on the outside but is very enthusiastic on the inside.)
Send someone a fan when you are hot and give help when you need it--when someone is in a hurry, he is in a hurry
When a person comes under the short eaves-- —Have no choice but to be humble
(Metaphor for being forced to do something as a last resort under certain circumstances or conditions.
People who are over thirty and do not learn skills - getting old
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Fill out a form in the talent market - self-promotion
The sun sets over the west mountain - the red color will only last for a while
(A metaphor for the good days. The good times will not last long.)
Walking around during the day, staying up for refueling at night Crotch
(Metaphor of idleness, not walking - iE- way.)
Pompon balls and gongs - no reply
(Metaphor of no answer or no news. )
Slap the face with a pom-pom - to scare people
The downy duck has just entered the water - new learning
Hit the dog with a meat bun - never look back
The meat is rotten in the soup - no one suffers
The business of meat Qin Qin Shang - fussing over every detail
The meat dumplings - oily
The meat is rotten in the pot - regardless of each other
The meat and bones are put into the pot - willing to (gnaw)
The meat and bones beat the big drum - a bit meaty Vegetarian
A meat bun beats a dog with a white milk thing
(It is a metaphor for paying the price in vain, with no effect. )
The meat buns beat the dog - spring is gone and there will be no return
The meat bones fell into the pot - chewing (definitely)
(Metaphor is certain.
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Boiled Yuanxiao in a meat pot - bastard eggs
Hide a venomous snake in the gala - not showing the head
Put a mouse in the armpit - impersonation Hunting Hunters
The guy bought roast chicken - he made a big fuss
Building a house and hiring a cooper - he hired the wrong person
Build the house Nine quilts and sweet dreams - I can't figure it out
A shabby quilt that has been covered for three years - the same old trick
Hay light a lamp - nine out of ten chances are true
Dry thunder but no rain - bluff
Dry crops - mature early
Fish in dry river ditch - can't escape
Frost in dry river beach Peony - good times don't last long
Dry radish leaves to make soup - boring; tasteless
Dry mud to make Yuanxiao - not round
Dry sesame seeds with dry hands ——Not getting started
A carp in a dry pond can’t jump for a few days; it can’t jump for a few days
A loach in a dry pond can’t slide anywhere
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Catching wild fish in dry ponds - everyone has a share
Looking for bile in the belly of dried fish - rare; rare
The brother of the liver - a loser (lung)
Sugar cane joints - no one section is open
Sugar cane is used as a chimney - no ventilation
Growing melons in the sugar cane forest - sweet from head to toe
Sugar cane leather mat - sweet (dense)
Sugar cane supports dilapidated house - not useful; not useful
Going to a wedding to bring a bride (xiang) - kill two birds with one stone
Running to the market and entering a dead end - it won't work; it won't work
Catching the chicken down the river - pushing to death
Those who rush don't ask - - Opposite paths
The driver who rides the donkey just wants to be happy for the moment
The driver who drives the Dragon King into the sea is eager to
The driver who drives the carriage cracks the whip—bluffing
The fodder bag of the driver of the carriage - straw bag
Losing a child while driving the temple fair - a shameful life
Driving the cow into the chicken coop - the wrong way
Hurry down the cliff - force yourself to death
Hurry the ducks up the hill - everyone is doing their own thing (gurgle)
Hurry the ducks up the tree - you can't do it ; There is nothing you can do
Driving sheep up to the Flame Mountain - pushing to death
Driving oxcarts to pull dung - to death (shit)
Driving Calling my aunt while the Queen Mother is here - I want to get some fairy spirit
Olive butt - I can't sit still; I can't sit still
Blowing fire with a rolling pin - I don't know anything
Rolling pin masturbates - unattainable
Rolling pins come in different lengths - each size has its own uses
Rolling pin filled with rice soup - not a drop of water can enter
Rolling pin rises to the sky - —Slander (flying stick)
Rolling pin diamond pass - motionless
Dozed off while working - confused
The foal has just been saddled - The day to be whipped has arrived
As soon as the sail was pulled, the wind hit the head - a bad start
A freshly hatched chick - the wings are not strong
Just out of the oven Pure steel - would rather break than bend
Fresh iron - pure at heart
The sun just emerged - face full of red light
The newborn baby - missing The side of the world
The shrimps just emerged from the water - jumping around
The coptis newly unearthed - Ku Miaomiao
The carp just caught - jumping around
The steamer that has just been opened - steaming with steam
The newly married girl - shyly
The monk who has just entered the temple is reciting Buddhist scriptures - now learning Singing now
The rain that has just fallen to the ground - turbid and unclear
The horse that has just been bought - it is difficult to get along with others; it is not gregarious
The steamed buns that have just been put on the steamer ——Mian Sheng
Freshly picked cucumbers—fresh for a while
Nails on the steel plate—excellently hard
The steel knife fell
Belly - heartbreaking
Threading a steel wire through tofu - can't lift it; can't lift it; don't mention it
Threading a steel wire through a needle - it's difficult to pass; can't pass
The eye on the butt of the steel needle - recognizes only the clothes but not the person
The steel ball falls on the jade plate - clang; clang clang
Light the lamp in the vat - shine inside but not outside
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Pour beans into the vat - do not hide them
The tall man walked under the eaves - had to bow his head
A high-flying bird meets an eagle - fierce More good and less
High-grade alloy steel - too hard; hard enough
Raise your fist high and release it gently - show mercy
Hold a parasol in the sorghum field - It’s hard to support and hold up
Growing corn in the sorghum field - the level will be seen after autumn
Tie the sorghum stalks to the mule - pull it down
Use the sorghum stalks to make a ladder - Can't go up
Sorghum stalks are used to push mills - can't play well
Sorghum stalks are used to carry water - cannot afford the responsibility
Sorghum stalks are used as whip poles - Can’t stand the beating
Using sorghum stalks to make grinding sticks - too strong to use them
Using sorghum stalks to make glasses - an empty frame
Sorghum is scattered on the wheat field - Bastard
Gao Qiu became a Taiwei - one step to the sky
Building a platform on the top of a high mountain - high above the ground
Flying a kite on a high mountain - a high starting point
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Alpine masonry house - picture of romance
Green pine on the mountain - hard roots; evergreen all year round
Snow lotus on the mountain - spotless
Chili peppers grown on the top of mountains - extremely red
High mountains have good water, flatlands have good flowers - each has its own strengths
Anti-aircraft guns shoot tanks - the level is too low
p>The eyes of the anti-aircraft gun - looking up
Highway - unobstructed; unobstructed
Crawling on the ground with joy - getting carried away
The manuscript is written to the edge - not qualified
Giving cakes to my daughter - sincerely
Using a cooling fan in the crook of the arm - two sleeves of breeze
In the hollow of the arm Pocket ball - inflated person
Elbow - bend inward; turn inward
Vinegar in the elbow - sour
A stranded ship ——Dilemma
The two brothers sit side by side—intimate intimacy
The two go to the capital—to pursue their future together
The two brothers sit in the dormitory—a brother in distress
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The yellow sand on the Gobi Desert - endless
The stones on the Gobi Desert - obvious
Finding spring water on the Gobi Desert - extremely difficult
Pigeons just pick up tall gates and fly away - forgetting their origins
Cut leeks and peel jute - one yard is the same
No sickle is needed to cut leeks - nonsense
A strong wind blows when cutting wheat - a mess
Cut off the nose and eat it with another face - shameless
The beautiful woman next door - can't be loved
Everyone The Yangtze River ogle-no one cares
See ducks eating grain across the ditch-glare; stare blankly
Send eyes across the Yellow River-no one appreciates it; don't appreciate it
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Blow the trumpet through the crack of the door - the name (honking) is outside
The Spring Festival couplets from the next year - useless; useless; useless
The bed bugs from the next year - deflated
The next year's soybeans - no oil and salt; no oil and salt
The next year's chickens - bad guys
Lamps on the partition wall - no one can Who does not take credit for?
The fruit across the wall is particularly sweet - someone else's good stuff
Throwing a dustpan across the wall - it goes back and forth
Throwing the five internal organs across the wall - - Determined to fight on the ground
The summons for the next day - stare at it
Hit birds across the mountain - whoever sees it has a share
Attack the road across the mountain - Each has his or her own method
Buying a cow across a mountain - without seeing each other
Scratching an ox across a coat - nothing but deflation
The rotten rice from the night before - how to do it
The eyes of the fish from the night before - so red and purple
Kissing through the glass window - the inside should be in harmony with the outside
Looking through the glass The play - seeing through it at a glance
Waving across the river - no sympathy
Jumping into the river across the well - looking far away from the near
Blowing the trumpet across the hilltop - right? Number 1
Holding hands across the hilltop - far from the mark; far from the mark
Everyone has his own pot - whoever is afraid of which one
The temper of the flea ——It jumps when touched
Giving a haircut to a prickly head——a difficult problem (shaving)
Treating a tiger——being on tenterhooks
The deaf man playing the flute—— - A waste of effort; a waste of effort; a waste of effort
Shaving the head of the god - to shame (repair) the ancestors
To clear the way for the tiger descending from the mountain - the number one accomplice
Follow Borrowing a comb from a monk - making things difficult for others
Learning to learn from monkeys - learning badly
Drinking with the master - getting the glory
Being a wise man following a wizard - learning Broken
Learn from heroes - learn from whoever you follow
Learn skills from Zhuge Liang - be able to pinch and calculate
The watchman dozed off - — Eating for free
Tamping on the construction site (hang) — relying on force
Landmines rang in the public toilet — arousing public outrage (feces)
The rooster wears a hat - the official (crown) is added to the official (crown)
The rooster flies up to the roof - reaches the top; sings a high tune
The rooster lays eggs and the cat bites the dog - incredible
The rooster drills into the fence - a dilemma
The rooster drills into the stove - Guan Liao (Guan Liao)
Gong and Sun sit side by side - big or small
The male sheep is not the lamb - there is no hope
The male wants the wonton lady to ask for noodles - it is difficult to agree with everyone
The young master marries a young lady - the two are well-matched
The dog's back Put a plaster on it - not sticky (sticky); problem
A dog eats mustard (condiment, spicy) - stare dryly; stare blankly
A dog eats mahua - Just do it; just do it
Dog eats grass - pretending (sheep)
Dog beats haha ??- has a bad mouth
Dog wears a basket - hides head and tail
The dog teases the duck - croaks
The dog drinks cold water - plays with its tongue
The dog Heizi ran to the stage - made a fool of himself
The dog sees its owner - shakes its head and tail
The dog gnaws wheat roots - pretends to be a sheep
The dog gnaws a stone lion - incredible
The dog gnaws an elephant ——Not self-sufficient
A dog with long hair on its face——turns its back and disowns people
Dogs chase (nian chases) mice——meddle in other people’s business
Dogs Chase the ducks away - croaking
Dogs are afraid of sticks and cows are afraid of whips - one thing will bring down another thing
Dog-skin hat-no problem
Dog-skin stocking head- —Nothing big or small
A dog stuffed with soybeans in his butt - knows nothing about it
A dog on the pot table - doesn't know how to lift
A dog spreading his coat - pulling randomly; Nonsense
A dog licking an empty sand pot - boring; tasteless
A dog licking a cat's nose - not having good intentions; having bad intentions
A dog licking a grinding table - Idling in a circle; wandering blindly
The dog licks the oil - sweep it away
The dog steals the hot oil cake - both loved and feared
The dog's head is on the dining table Above - not commensurate
The dog-headed strategist - can't come up with good ideas; he can only come up with bad ideas
Putting flowers on the dog's head - not worthy; not worthy
The dog has a long head Horns - Go abroad (goat) phase
A dog-legged man enters the village - the neighbors are uneasy
The dew on the dog's tail - it comes off with a flick
The bear wears a top hat ——Pretending to be a big shot
The bear saw Ci and said——There is nothing he can do; there is nothing he can do
The bear is pulling the strings——
Don't listen to greetings
A bear climbs a tree - good energy; anecdotes from the world; there are all kinds of strange things
A bear treats guests - no one comes to the door
A bear acts like a door stick - a human bear The guy is stupid
The bear smokes - rare but strange
The bear catches the sparrow - blindly beats it
The dog bites the bun - reveals the secret
The dog bites A weight - a very hard mouth; a tough mouth
A dog bites a forger - a hammer is found; a hammer is found
A dog bites a pig driver - a whipped product
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A dog bites a mouse - fake positivity; meddling in other people's business
A dog bites a jeep - a rare occurrence but strange
A dog bites an eagle - not even close; not even close
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A dog bites the thunder god - causing disaster
A dog bites Lu Dongbin - he does not know a good heart
A dog bites the door panel - he cannot eat it
The dog Biting the butt - definitely (biting the buttocks)
Dog biting the flagpole - not knowing the level
Dog biting the sun - arrogant (bark)
Dog biting the tile Piece - a mouth full of words (porcelain)
A dog bites its tail - it goes round and round
A dog bites a rice dumpling - it cannot be solved; it is puzzling
A dog has horns - — Pretend (sheep)
A dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit, a wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat—it’s hard to change one’s nature
A couplet on a dog’s mouth—no way; no way
A bone in a dog's mouth - not much oil or water; not much oil or water
A bone thrown in a dog's mouth - just to suit the dog's liking
Girls love flowers, boys love guns ——Everyone has his own interests; everyone has his own preferences
The girl’s thread egg——has a clue
The girl embroiders the purse——concentrates on it
The lonely lamb—— —Motherless cub
Playing chess in the orphanage - poor and happy; having fun on the poor
The lonely soldier accidentally fell into the pocket formation - easy to get in and hard to get out
The lonely old man The bachelor's son - dependent on each other
The orphan met his relatives - overjoyed
The skill of the cooper - the adult square circle
The cooper repairs the dustpan - points Foreign Affairs
Bone stuck in throat - unable to swallow, unable to spit out
Oil boiling in bones - rare; hard-earned
In an antique shop The boss - he knows the goods with his eyes
The antique dealer - he knows the goods with his eyes
Smoke rises from the ancient tombs - will-o'-the-wisps come out
The flagpole in the ancient temple - - Unique; old bachelor
Performance of ancient music - playing old tunes again
The cow goes all out - intrigues
Plucking the hairs from the cow's body - insignificant; insignificant; insignificant Feeling
The cow is stuck in the quagmire - a dilemma
The clam with a bulging belly is drilling into the trumpet - swallowing the anger,
A fan on the drum - bragging
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Grain bran for wiping buttocks is not easy to use
Grain bran for rubbing rope - cannot be used; difficult to join hands
Grain bran steamed steamed buns - cannot be pinched; difficult to pinch together
Sorghums growing in the millet field - stand out; stand out
Yuying (corn) growing in the millet field - stand out
Willows growing in the Forbidden City - trees ( Stand up) Can't get up
Concentrate on lighting the fire, don't care about turning over the pot - in a hurry
It's windy and wear silk shirt - it's shaking
It's windy and sweeping the floor - - Fake positivity; superfluous
The wind sweeps the ground and the rain splashes the streets - Fake positivity
Choose melons in the melon field - the more you look at them, the more you look
When the melon is ripe, the stems fall off - the time is right
The melon vines wrap around the bean shed - they are entangled
The melon seeds welcome guests - a little treat
The melon seeds are peeled off - - Sweetheart (Benevolence)
The widow beats the child - reluctant to bear it
The widow enters the pawn shop - she wants someone but no one, wants money but has no money
The widow sells her child - —The last move
The widow goes to the grave - weeps to the sky and wipes her tears
Eating fast with bacon hanging - difficult
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Hang the mosquito net and light the mosquito coils - redundant
Blow the fire with a walking stick - know nothing about it
The kidnapper chases the horse - out of reach
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The official's yamen - difficult to enter
The palace master goes to court - step by step
The official goes out The sedan chair - not walking
Painting flowers on the coffin board - to please the ghost
Using the coffin as a manger - improper use of materials
The coffin boss gritted his teeth - —Hateful people will not die
Powder in the coffin - dead romance
Beat a gong in the coffin - noisy to death; haunted
Bed bugs in the coffin - bite people to death
Smearing dog shit in the coffin - the stink of death
Spreading ashes in the coffin - bullying the dead
Asking for debts in the coffin - forcing the person to death
Scratching in the coffin - not knowing whether to live or die; not knowing whether to live or not
Tooth-scratching in the coffin shop - killing people
Coffin shops cutting corners - cheating people
Painting beautiful women on the coffin - making people laugh
Stretching hands in the coffin - dying for money; dying shamelessly
Champion and runner-up - one of the best
Turn off the lights and fight Mother-in-law - use secret strength; use secret strength
Guandong heroes - extraordinary spirit
Guan Gong hangs a gourd around his neck - blushes and has thick neck
Guan Gong sneezes - —Self-bragging (required)
Guan Gong works as a carpenter—making bold and bold moves
Guan Gong fights against Li Kui—making bold moves
Guan Gong’s knife shop—genuine goods
Guan Gong's nosebleed - red on top of red
Guan Gong sells tofu - people are strong but goods are not strong
Guan Gong dances with the sword - his specialty
Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong - the dynasty was in chaos; could not stand up to it
Guan Gong was in Cao Ying - absent-minded
Guan Gong walked to Maicheng - the last move; death was imminent; death was in front of his eyes;
Suffering losses are all due to carelessness; the end is coming
A bear in a cage - running around in circles
A monkey in a cage - scratching its ears and cheeks
Master Guan watched "Spring and Autumn" - it was clear at a glance
Master Guan went to the banquet - went straight to the point
The horn was turned off - silent
Walking on stilts behind closed doors - self-esteem
Fried chili peppers behind closed doors - quite annoying
Singing folk songs behind closed doors - self-appreciation
Hitting dogs behind closed doors - did not run away; Can't run away; desperate
Beat the beggar with the door closed - make the poor happy
Hit the gong with the door closed - the sound of the name (ring) is outside
Boxing with the door closed - the inside hand
Closing the door and beating the blind man - he did not run away; he cannot run away
Living behind closed doors - he knows the inside story
Criticizing the emperor behind closed doors - the family is unruly; it does not work
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Closing the door to touch the blind - not running; unable to run
Closing the door to raise the tiger - endless troubles
Guan Yu surrenders to Cao Cao - he is in Cao's camp and his heart is in Han
Guan Yunchang farts - I don’t know how to blush
Guan Yunchang guards his sister-in-law - friendship is the most important thing
Viewing the scenery on Mount Tai - looking back to see the heights
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva ——Avalokitesvara
Guanyin’s belly——charitable heart
Guanyin Bodhisattva sneezes—good demeanor
Guanyin Bodhisattva’s poisonous hand—a kind face but a bad heart
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva gives birth - God knows; God knows
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva sits on a lotus platform - high above the sky
Filling holes in Guanyin Hall - not good (repairing the temple)
The plumber opens the gate - let it flow; let it flow
Canned food - eat it freely
Pick the shrimp out of the can - catch the blind (shrimp)
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Planting flowers in a jar - they will not live long; they will not live long
Planting flowers in a jar - not going deep; not going too deep
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Go shirtless and look for a machine gun - go into battle shirtless
Go shirtless and play with swords - sooner or later he will look good
Bachelor moving - save trouble
A bachelor lives a life - very lonely
A bachelor farms - earns his own living
Barefoot and wearing slippers - cannot lift; cannot lift; cannot lift ; Forget about it
Going into the ice cellar with bare feet - it's so cold
Going into the nest of thorns with bare feet - a dilemma
Flies falling from the bare head - —Obviously
Catching thieves with bare buttocks—Be bold but not ashamed
Hang yourself with bare buttocks—Shameless; shameless
Go to the battlefield with bare buttocks— Be bold and don’t be ashamed
Turning the butt naked - spinning in circles is embarrassing
It’s windy but not raining - dry blowing
Riding a tiger naked - bold Don't be ashamed
All talk but no practice - mouth trick
Slap on the bald head - upright (beat) Guangming
Just a drumstick - no beating Sound
Cantonese speak Beijing dialect - Southern and Northern accents
Stop at the gate of hell - life and death
Japanese soldiers use swords and guns - murderous
The Japanese raided the big dragnet - ten rooms were empty
The imperial concubine sighed - she was unhappy
The executioner's skill - the act of killing
The executioner became popular Face - the fierce look is revealed
The executioner grins - the knife is hidden in the smile
Guilin Sanhua Liquor - very strong
Kneeling and raising pigs - for the sake of money
The rock rolls down the mountain - smash it to the bottom
Boiling dolls in boiling water - acquaintances
Cooking birthday stars in liquid water - old acquaintances
Boil water in the pot - it's steaming
Boil water to soak rice crackers - happy
Boil water and splash ants - all the nests will die
Boil oil in the pot to pick up gold - —It's hard to start; unable to start; unable to start
Pour salt into a boiling pan of oil - it's fried; it's fried
Fry the fried dough sticks in a boiling pan of oil - toss and turn
Millet on the edge of the pot - boiled out
Poke holes in the bottom of the pot - poke holes
The lid of the pot is used as a bellows - it has been exposed to heat and cold
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Lanterns in the boiler room - fainted
Melons planted on the pot - it is difficult to sprout
The pot is too dark for the kettle - I don't know how ugly I am
Porridge is boiled in the pot - both are rotten
International merchant ship - layman (sailing)
Flying a kite with feet bound in cloth - notorious
Flying a kite with feet bound in head - smelly and long; no distinction between top and bottom
Hanged with head wrapped in cloth - tearing (death) shameless
The pickle tank that has spent the winter - soak in it
The snails that have spent the winter encounter the spring water - feel proud and proud
The faucet that has passed the Dragon Boat Festival - just play with your mouth
Crossing the river to draw a plank - no conscience
Crossing the river by the tail of the ox - cannot be pulled
Crossing the river by the pawn - can be done horizontally or vertically; only advancing but not retreating ; No retreat
Crossing the river to wash feet - kill two birds with one stone
Crossing the river to pull the beard - modesty (pulling the beard)
The rat crossing the street - everyone shouts
The dough that has been beaten too hard - limp; limp into a pile
The soybeans that have passed through the sieve - neither big nor small
Passing by Guests feeding horses - doing things improperly
Passers mourning - dead people understand in their bellies
Filtered air - fresh
New Year pigs - Live not long; live not long
Eat bean dregs during the New Year - extremely poor
Knock on the pot lid during the New Year - very poor
Marry a wife during the New Year - Double Happiness
Expired Ticket - Invalid
Cross Five Levels and Kill Six Generals -
—Extraordinary spirit
A rag that has been covered for three years—an old trick
Drying a frog in a pond—looking forward to rain
Collecting fish on a dry ground ——Bai Zai
Dried chili peppers——skewered
Dried cuttlefish array——a big lie
Liu Bei in Ganlu Temple——safe and sound
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Grass grows in the sugar cane field - absurd (sugar)
The driver crosses the muddy pond - the wheel goes in
Herds the dog into a dead end - bites him back
Driving cattle off a cliff - driving towards death
Going to the market to do business - following the market
Driving a car without a whip - flattering
The wine in the vat - don't care (pot)
The bird that has just taken flight - does not know where to stand
The cucumber that has just sat down - extremely bitter
A tall man falls down - a big difference
Onions planted in sorghum fields are shorter than others
Eggplants grow on sorghum stalks - incredible
Making glasses from sorghum stalks - an empty frame
Rolling stones on the mountain - never look back
The tweeter fell into the well - wow, it won't come up
Cutting leeks Use a sickle - nonsense
Cut off the cat's tail and mix it with cat food - eat it yourself
Cut the wheat without a sickle - uproot it
Evaluate the offspring through the belly ——It’s hard to guess
The next year’s steamed buns——sent early
Throwing boxes across the wall—not a (flying) gift
Throwing children across the wall—— Shameful
Looking at flowers across the wall - unable to reach out
Herding sheep across the mountain - never seeing the face of an animal in life
Standing over a pig's head - cold face
Biting your ears through the window - listening to partial rumors
Looking at Lu Dongbin through the crack in the door - looking down on the wise (immortal) people
Looking at people through the sieve - Treat people as scattered
Wearing black hats for white people - false accusations against good people
Making friends with dogs - can't do without food and drink
Walking with bald people - — Zhanguang
Cracking the whip in the farmland - blowing (urging) the cow
The bus passed the station - just lean on it and leave
Rooster Head Putting goose feathers on the top - a word (feather) pun (crown)
Bulls fighting - aggressive (colliding) energy
Master Chong'er picks up rags - whether he is full or not?
A dog eats a tortoise—can’t find the head
A dog pulls out a sheep intestine—the longer it gets, the longer it gets
A dog catches a mouse and a cat looks after the house—abnormal
Dog barking at the moon - rare but strange
Dog chewing bones - with relish
Dog chasing away mouse - meddling in other people's business
Dog picking at the door curtain - Lu Yi Nose
The dog wears glasses on its head - pretending to be human
The dog swallows the chili pepper - it's quite spicy
The dog sticks out its tongue - it's very hot
The dog lifts the door curtain - all with one mouth
The bear plays the piano - no sound
The bear climbs the tree - energetic
The dog looks at people - bites Don't bite the official if you are poor
A dog bites a mouse - meddling in other people's business
A dog bites a mouse and turns to eat again - counterattack
The calligraphy and painting in the ancient tomb - this table ( Frame)
The forehead of the ancient seal tablet - difficult to understand
The stones in the millet - thrown away
Picking melons in the melon field - it is dazzling
Although the melon seeds are small - they are human (benevolent) hearts
The widow chooses a husband - do as she pleases
Hang up the plow stick and ring the bell - the plow is so poor that it jingles
Hang a sheep's head and sell dog meat - words and deeds are inconsistent
Look for a beautiful bearded man in Guandi's temple - make sure you don't miss the mark
Guan Gong asks for a big knife in front of him - — Don’t overestimate yourself
Close the door and hit the dog – get beaten to death
Close the door and squeeze the nose – bump into a coincidence
Close the door and squeeze the nose – bump What a coincidence
Guan Yu
Losing Jingzhou - arrogant soldiers will be defeated
Guan Yunchang talked about "Three Kingdoms" - he only talked about killing six generals in five passes, not talking about walking in Maicheng
Stir-fried peppers behind closed doors - Enough
Hit the God of Wealth with the door closed - extremely poor
The official issued a notice - the people deserve to die
Set firecrackers on the head of the coffin - scary to death
p>The five internal organs of Guanyin Bodhisattva are full of mud
Guanyin Bodhisattva is eighteen years old - young (temple spirit)
A glimpse of the leopard in the tube - a glimpse
Pounding garlic in a jar - a one-shot deal
No rain but wind - dry blowing
Bachelor divides the fields - works alone
Bachelor vs. bachelor - two poles
Barefoot enters the ice kiln-cools to the end
Bald head runs into the monk's temple-to make up for it
The meowing cat ——Can’t catch the mouse
The imperial concubine sighed——not going well
Rolling stone down the mountain——hit it to the bottom
Boiling water to make tea——strong and fragrant
The pot rake makes the shadow of the lamp - burnt people
The pot lid has a hole - it is vented
The chicken in the pot - it is difficult to fly
The fish in the pot - don't even think about jumping
The oil residue on the pot table - produced by practicing (refining)
Fried stones in the pot - no oil Salt
Cooking porridge in the pot - Tonggui Mi (rice)
Throwing a walking stick across the river - forgetting one's roots
Crossing the river and tearing down the bridge - leaving no way out
Mom’s sisters--suspicious (aunt)
The crenel on the stage--no (Putrajaya)
The whip on the stage--overweight (false) Horse)
Fire in Guanyin Hall - Miaozai (temple disaster)
Monkey Sun sitting in the Golden Palace - Unlike Ren (Ren) Jun
The longevity star is shooting targets -- Laoqiang (gun)
The birthday girl plays the pipa -- a cliché (plays)
Wheat straw blowing fire -- stingy (instrument)
In the alley Horse racing - the question (hooves) is hard to come up with
Pulling the beard to cross the river - modesty (requiring) excessive (crossing)
Pull the bell into the air - fantasy (ringing)
Catch bees and eat honey - Tian (sweet) and shameless (thorn)
Buy camels at Huguo Temple - no such thing (city)
Zanthoxylum bungeanum Falling into the rice - trouble (rice)
Flies flying into the cow's eyes - looking for tiredness (tears) to eat
Bean dregs and sticking to the door god - not sticking (sticky)
Bean dustpan and firewood are on fire - anxious (dustpan)
Dried tofu cooked with meat - there are several portions (vegetarian)
Tofu curd cooking - which Also using words (salt)
A couple hoeing the ground - regardless of (employing) people
Two hundred dollars of peanuts - some have to be peeled (peeled)
Holding longevity peaches in both hands - reasonable (ceremony)
Two trumpets are blown to the same tune - they want to (sound) together
Han Mei worships Yaksha - exhausts (spirits) ) Hell
Bamboo shoots outside the garden - nephew (born)
Men don’t beat their wives - good luck (couple)
Scholars write poems - have two hands (First)
The bald man took off his hat - the first name (Ming Dynasty)
The girl from the He family gave it to the Zheng family - just right (Zheng He's family)
Belly Punching a boat - expert (navigation)
Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what sound (liter)
Smoke coming from the rice pot - the rice is mushy
Light mosquito coils under the bed - nothing to do (mosquitoes)
Frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mix)
Stir-fry hot beans in a cold pot - the noisier (fried) The more indifferent
The Kitchen God sticks to the Door God - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)
Sha
Stone against bluestone - solid (stone) against solid (stone)
Sail on the beach - beached (raised) shallow
An ox without horns - fake scolding (horse)
Not rushing to the temple fair - don’t be anxious (crowded)
A coffin without a bottom - not a prosperous person
No money to buy conches - save some (suck) )
Huaier's mother-in-law crosses the single-plank bridge - holding the collar firmly and taking risks
Carrying a horse spoon in her arms - sincere heart
Carrying cotton in your arms--soft (warm) heart
Carrying grizzly in your arms--soothing (combing) your heart
Poor people buying rice--a sound of (liter) head
p>The poor carpenter opened his business - only one sentence (saw)
The tinker fell into somersault - upside down (iron)
Zhang Tianshi went into the sea - don't (touch) monsters
Zhang Tianshi kneels in the muddy water - begging for mercy (clear)
Zhang Guolao's donkey - Bu Bianqi (riding)
The rooster wears a hat - official ( Crown) on top of official (crown)
Knocking soot on the chicken's head - a few (chicken) heads are suffering from anger
Chicken pecking at ants - just right (food)
No awl is needed to hold the soles - really (needle) good
Paper railings - cannot be leaned on
Paper stools - cannot be used (sitting)
Paper-made stove - cannot pass (pot)
Paper-made pipa - cannot talk (play)
Donkey skin stuck to the wall -- Unlucky (picture)
The kidnapper goes to the hospital -- conscious (foot treatment)
The frog jumps on the drum -- understand (dong dong)
Going down the coal mine with a cane - unlucky at every step (coal)
Crossing the street with a beard - modest (pulling the beard)
The horse in the painting - Buqi (riding)
Jujube core cutting board--a few words (sawing)
Selling cloth without a ruler--bad intentions (quantity)
Selling shrimps without a scale -- Catch the blind (shrimp)
The butt of the campfire bug -- not a lot (bright)
The monk holding an umbrella -- lawless (hair) lawless
The monk Separation of families - trouble (temple)
Monk sitting in a cave - nothing (temple)
Monk dragging wood - trouble (temple)
The monk's house - wonderful (temple)
The monk's head - unable (to send)
The ax broke the bamboo - anxious (cutting knot)
Lowering the net in the fish pond - extra (fish)
Foxes quarreling - talking nonsense
Fox riding tiger - fox pretending (driving) the tiger's power
The dog has long horns--foreign (sheep) spirit
The dog eats tofu brain--it has no time (title)
The dog eats green grass--pretends (sheep)
The dog eats cucumber--the wrong time (eating)
The blind man makes fried dough sticks--Xia Zehu (fried batter)
The blind man wears glasses--cong (charge) Tomorrow
The cowherd eats crabs - needless to say (with salt)
Saute the pickles with salt - too leisurely (salty)
An on the Kang Pot--renovation (stove)
Washing yellow lotus by the river--how (river) is bitter
Growing vegetables in the river--not burnt (watering)
Oil-poured candle--a heart (wick)
The plasterer is tidying up the mouse--perfunctory (eye) to get the job done
The plasterer has no ash--(brick) waiting
The plasterer beckons - wants you (mud)
The plasterer's tile knife - light pattern (paint) surface
Grass grows on the clay Bodhisattva - panic (famine)
The god
The loach plays the drum--random talk (playing)
The timid carpenter--just one sentence (saw)
Hanging lanterns in the air--Xuan (hanging)
The empty shuttle is used to mend the net - there is no rule of law (weaving)
The empty coffin is used for funeral - no one is in the eye (wood)
The empty steamer is put on the pot table - - Strive for (steam) air
Put a drying cage on the shoulder - annoy (brain) fire
The needle on the thread board - hold (don't) hold
The orchard in spring - makes sense (peaches and plums)
Looking at the fields in spring and autumn - looking for trouble (cha) children
Glass Bodhisattva - understanding people (gods)
Zhao Kuangyin sells steamed buns - the imperial driver personally conquers (steamed)
Zhao Kuangyin has a nosebleed - I am in red
The judge who dug out his eyes - a blind man (ghost)
The drum of the City God's Temple - Gui Guan (knocking)
The City God's horse - Bubuqi (riding)
The City God's bean sprouts - Ghost Noisy (fried)
City God Lord Dai Xiao - running for nothing (robe)
Licorice in the drug store - an indispensable (flavor)
Opened in the drug store Drawer--looking for fun (pills)
Fire in the tea shop--Sure enough (burning)
Waving in the teahouse--Hu (pot) comes
草Use as a lamp - carelessness (core)
Soak in the grass mud pond - laugh (ferment)
Use a straw hat as a gong - not think (sound)
Fire on the grass beach - mercy (green)
Buckwheat hulls beaten into paste - neither stick (sticky)
Hung soles from vitex trees - pull (thorn) skin
Sitting in the lobby with a toilet - corrupt (dirty) official
The tree is small and there is little shade - there is no care (shadow)
The tree fell - no shadow (Shadow)
Under the salty meat soup - no need to say (salt)
Eat too much salt - just do it for leisure (salty)
Pickled vegetables Tofu - something to say (salt) first
Tofu cooked with pickles - no need to say more (salt)
Pickled vegetables dipped in soybean paste - too heavy (salt)
p>The monk with a crooked head bowed and confessed - something was wrong (neck)
Lighting the noodles - not eating (food)
A blind man enters the cigarette shop-------- --modern. (Touch the lamp).
Bag in the air------------pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).
Song Jiang’s military advisor is useless. (Wu Yong).
The old woman went to the henhouse----Idiot. (Bendan).
The straw hat seller throws his pole------be careful. (leave the rope).
My brother is not at home----------Don't come. Sister-in-law] Learning is like sailing against the current - if you don't advance, you will retreat
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