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He was shot dead on the spot, and his guide dog died under the wheel to guard his master.
The owner and the dog went to the gate of heaven together.
An angel stopped them and said awkwardly, "sorry, there is only one place left in heaven." Which one of you? "
One must go to hell. "
Hearing this, the master quickly asked, "My dog doesn't know what heaven is and what hell is. Can you let me decide? "
Who will go to heaven? "
The angel looked at the master contemptuously and frowned. She thought for a moment and said, "I'm sorry, sir, it happens every time."
All souls are equal. You have to decide who will go to heaven through the competition. "
The host asked disappointedly, "Oh, what game?"
The angel said, "This game is very simple. This is a game. Who will arrive at the destination first from here to the gate of heaven? "
Who can go to heaven? However, don't worry, because you are dead, you are no longer blind, and
The speed of the soul has nothing to do with the body. The simpler, the faster the kind people are. "The master wanted to think and agreed.
The angel told the owner and the dog to get ready and announced the start of the game. She was full of hope that her master would try his best to get into heaven.
Run forward, but the master is not busy at all, and walk slowly. To the angel's surprise, the blind guide
The dog didn't run either. It slowly followed its master's steps and refused to leave his master's step. Dream angel
Ran Dawu: It turns out that this guide dog has developed a habit for many years, always following its owner and being in front of it.
Fang protected him. Damn master, it is by taking advantage of this that he has a sure plan and is sure to win, as long as he is in the sky.
Stop his dog at the entrance of the hall, and you can easily win the game.
The angel looked at the loyal dog and felt very sad. She said to the dog loudly, "You gave your life to your master."
Life, now, your master is no longer blind, and you don't have to lead him to walk. Run to heaven! "
However, neither the owner nor his dog seems to have heard the angel's words, and they are still leisurely.
Go ahead, as if walking in the street.
Sure enough, when there are still a few steps away from the finish line, the owner gives a password and the dog obediently sits down.
See the master with your eyes.
At this moment, the master smiled. He turned to the angel and said, "I finally sent my dog to heaven, which is what I am most worried about."
It just doesn't want to go to heaven at all, just wants to be with me ... so I want to help it decide, please take care of it.
It: "
The angel froze.
The owner looked at his dog with nostalgia and said, "It's great to be able to decide by competition, as long as I do it again."
Let it take a few steps forward and it will go to heaven. But it has been with me for so many years, and this is the first time I can
Seeing it with your own eyes, you can't help but want to walk slowly and watch it for a while. If it's okay,
I wish I could watch it go on forever. But heaven is here, that's where it belongs. Please take good care of it. "
With these words, the master gave the dog an order to move forward. Just when the dog reached the finish line, the owner looked like a dog.
A feather falls in the direction of hell. When his dog saw it, he quickly turned to chase his master. Full of remorse
Our angel is chasing after us with open wings, trying to catch the guide dog, but it is the purest and kindest soul in the world, with speed.
Faster than all angels in heaven.
So the guide dog is with its owner again. Even in hell, a guide dog will always guard its owner.
The angel stood there for a long time and murmured, "I was wrong from the beginning." These two souls are one. They "
Inseparable ... "
Mr. Philosophy commented:
In this world, there is only one truth, but different people will see different right and wrong. this
Why? In fact, the reason is very simple, because everyone can't stand on the position of absolute objectivity and justice.
Instead of wearing colored glasses more or less and judging by our own experience, likes and dislikes and moral standards, the result is that we see hallucinations.
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