Have you ever met or done anything embarrassing on the playground?

When I was a sophomore, I just made a girlfriend for a short time. It's fresh, and it's not a date. It is natural to wander around the campus after dinner in the evening. Our school is very large, with all kinds of campus buses, such as the teaching building library and Lianhuachi Gymnasium. One night, I accidentally walked to the end of the lotus pond, where there was an abandoned playground, which was not abandoned and could still be used, but the infrastructure was completely destroyed. After the opening of two large playgrounds, no students came here to exercise because of its remoteness. It happens that there is a bench next to the playground, and at night, whether it is clean or not, I sit on it and chat. There are few stars in the moon, chatting slowly becomes dishonest, hugging and kissing, etc ... (not including that) because it didn't take long to hear the bustling sound, and a group of students came back from playing basketball and passed by not far away. They should see us in the moonlight. Although they held their breath at that time, they were misunderstood by jokes from far away (they thought differently from what we did).

After reading the comments, most of them are about the incident of hitting men and women in the playground bathroom. It's not really embarrassing. I'm embarrassed about one thing. I don't have any friends. Many people don't believe me when I say it. It is the most embarrassing playground event since our school was founded, and there is absolutely no one!

In college, the school organized a football league, with classes as the unit. Kick in cycles first in each grade, and then the top two players will be promoted before kicking. To tell the truth, playing football in college is out of fashion. Everyone would rather play games online and fall in love, even if they stay in the dormitory and read novels, they don't want to get sweaty. What's more, no matter how good football is now, it can't attract girls. Girls all go to see their boyfriends.

There are few girls in our Institute of Chemical Engineering, and some automation majors have at least one or two women. In contrast, our material major is happy, and the ratio of male to female is as high as one to one. Although the quality is poor, it is more than enough.

This is a day of automated competition. There are 50 people in a class, mostly men, and their fighting capacity is relatively strong. If you can choose one of the four or five people with strong athletic ability, even if you can't play. There are thirty people in a class here, and half of the women are basically eleven out of fourteen. To put it bluntly, it is to pick the big ones, not to mention that they can play, and everyone on the field can play.

We have just lost three games in a row and kept the record of zero goals. Actually, we didn't shoot it twice. At first, I played forward, but the ball didn't reach the midfield at all, so I played back. There is no suspense in this game. It was shameless of us to lose, and we didn't take it seriously at all, but several opponents insisted on playing an exhibition game. Their captain, a black boy, couldn't get through anyone. After the game, he didn't even send the striker, and he had to ride a bike.

He asked his teammates to meet me on the wall. I didn't care about the ball at all, but I knocked him down with a lame leg. I played before high school, but I didn't expect the other party to be an acting school and roll on the ground directly. My movements are obvious. The other party didn't want to push me up and was stopped by my gay friends. Of course, to be honest, although playing football is not good, if it is,

When the referee comes on, the red card can just go to bed early. As a result, the referee did not move for a long time. I'm curious to see this commercial referee stunned. We all looked up and saw all the petrified scenes. Just now, some tense scenes were calmed down, and I saw a mat suddenly appear on the ground. If I'm careful, I'll find red on it.

Woman? Our first thought is this, but this thin man in black doesn't look like a woman, and everyone is waiting for him to explain why this object will fall out after rolling on the ground a few times, mainly because it has red on it!

The pencil necked picked up his things, pushed the crowd away and disappeared, leaving a group of us looking at each other. It was a long time before the referee remembered to continue the game. Then everyone was a little absent-minded, and the powerful automation team lost its mind. As a result, we only conceded two goals in the game that we thought would let the other side score double digits.

Until this matter is obviously over, everyone's curiosity must be satisfied. First, the thin monkey began to say that the other party could not be a woman. It was not until the last thing came out that the thin man was found to have hemorrhoids. He couldn't do it because there was a competition, so he gave it to a baby. It is said that he saw this method on the Internet. ...

At 8 o'clock last night, I went running in the playground. As usual, I will run 4-5 times a week and run around the playground 16 times for about 50 minutes each time. I met an interesting thing on my way to running.

On my way to running, there are many people on the runway, including dating, walking and running. I accidentally bumped into a girl's arm, and she let out a cry. I stopped at once to apologize to her. Unexpectedly, this girl suddenly said to me in surprise: "Ah! Teacher, it's you! " I paused, but I didn't expect someone to recognize me when I was running. At that time, the light on the playground was very dark, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I vaguely think that she is a student in which class I taught this semester, but I really can't remember which class she is in.

At the same time, I noticed a man standing next to the girl, who looked very close. I think they may be lovers. I said hello to her, and I kept running in less than 1 minute. In the process of running forward, I accidentally saw that just after running not far, the girl dragged the boy to a dark place next to the playground.

I am not a tiger, am I? Why are you scaring them like this? They'll run away when they see me!

Oh, my God! ! ! I really have to say.

It was about 6: 30 last week. I went to the piano room and came back to the playground to find my roommate. When passing by the playground, there was a couple sitting on the playground, men and women facing each other. It was still dark at that time, and I felt embarrassed, so I just walked around. As a result, when we chatted in the playground later, the couple began to show their love. How to make up for it yourself? Of course, this couple succeeded in arousing the interest of my roommate and me, so we just sat at a distance and watched them from 6: 30 to 7: 30 (I wonder what they will do next). In this process, they lie down for a while, and boys hold girls for a while. After sitting face to face for a while, the boy put the girl on his lap for a while. Oh, there are all kinds. There are more and more people behind, and it's getting dark. I feel that they are becoming more and more open. God, let's make up the picture ourselves. Attach two pictures.