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The Monkey King and Logger Vick made up a fairy tale with elephants.

This story is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, it is pure coincidence.

Logger Vick's economy has been cut off since the promulgation of a new law prohibiting the felling of trees. For him, it was like a bolt from the blue. He has 80-year-old parents to support, mortgage and car loan to pay back, and money for a wife. A lot of pressure!

Friends advised him to take the opportunity to change careers, but what can he do in today's information high-tech society without graduating from primary school? I still remember that when he first went to a big city, the subway ticket vending machine could not be used, which made a lot of jokes.

Where should he go? This is a problem.

After thinking hard, Logger Vick finally came up with a plan. He is determined to hunt elephants and sell ivory to make money. You don't need a college degree to kill an elephant, as long as you are brave and can shoot, which suits him.

After a month's squatting, Logger Vick finally found the trail of the elephant. He followed the elephant all the way to Wuzhishan.

This is where the Tathagata suppressed the Monkey King, the Great Sage of the Monkey.

The Monkey King has been trapped under Wuzhishan Mountain for more than 490 years. His eyes were so hungry that his mouth watered at the sight of a fat elephant. However, when casting spells, he opened his mouth and swallowed the elephant.

Logger Vick saw all this in a blind spot. He was afraid and unwilling. Why can immortals bully mortals? The more he thinks about it, the angrier he gets. But the Monkey King made a scene in heaven, and he had already heard about it.

If you want revenge, you can't fight the enemy, you can only outsmart the enemy.

After a night of planning, Logger Vick had an idea. He was determined to use high technology to fight magic.

So, Logger Vick borrowed usury from his former boss, set out to the black market overnight and bought 20,000 tons of explosives, which were transported to Wuzhishan by trailer. When the Monkey King slept, he buried the explosives at the foot of the mountain, and everything was ready. Logger Vick gritted his teeth and pressed the detonator, and Wuzhishan was razed to the ground.

Logger Vick screamed with excitement.

"You ruined Wuzhishan? Saved my grandson's life? " Just then, a loud voice reached Logger Vick's ears.

The Monkey King is not dead, and Logger Vick remembers that he is indestructible.

Haven't had time to sigh with emotion, the Monkey King has flown to the bald head to strengthen his body.

Logger Vick nervous, at a loss.

The Monkey King said, "I've always been grateful to be brothers with your benefactor today. Share the blessings and share the difficulties! "

In this way, Logger Vick and the Monkey King somehow became friends with Jin Lan.

The Monkey King is very generous. The next day, he "borrowed" countless gold and silver antiques from the Dragon King of the East China Sea and gave them to Logger Vick. After Logger Vick got these properties, he became a rookie on the Forbes rich list. From then on, I supported my parents, married and concubined.