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It's best to write a story about flavored snacks.

To say Naiman's snacks, the most famous ones are as follows:

No. 1 Naiman Dake

Careful people may find that many Naiman people over the age of 30 have cracks in their front teeth, which are caused by eating melon seeds. Naiman specialty sunflower seeds are well-known at home and abroad for their full granules, beautiful appearance, delicious taste and high oil content. They are excellent raw materials for home frying and industrial oil extraction.

If you want to eat authentic Naiman, you need to mix Naiman's local sunflower seeds with Naiman's yellow sand. The yellow sand is full of weathered particles and has no soil and mud for many years. It is repeatedly fried in an open fire wok. You can serve it when it smells good.

To sum up, I have never taken Naiman's medicine, and I am not Naiman; The deep or shallow grooves on the front teeth are Naiman's true portrayal of Naiman's love.

No.2 instant noodles soup

When I was a child, I always saw a bunch of dried pickles in winter. It tastes better than meat when fried, and it is also a pastime to take it out and chew it directly. The second molar is a sharp weapon besides taking a big bite.

No.3 dried sauce cabbage bag

Wet vegetable leaves, fragrant dry sauce, local green onions and newly cooked rice should be eaten in your hand. It's delicious.

No.4 milk tofu

I don't know why Bayannaoer in the west can't see milk tofu. Maybe Inner Mongolians who go to the west are not used to this practice of cooking and precipitating after fermentation. There are three common ways to eat it: air-dried eating (see also grinding teeth), steaming eating and drawing eating (this kind of cheese tastes the best, and it is called Gollum cheese in Cantonese, and more people call it rock sugar cheese, which is very similar to the practice of sugar gourd).

No.5 roast beef jerky

A popular fast food in recent ten years, good beef jerky pays attention to meat selection, knife cutting and cooking, and top beef jerky should achieve three noes: no stuffing, no greasy and no dirty hands. This is Naiman's most expensive snack.

No.6 Mongolia pie

Delicious, not greasy, after eating one, the fragrance remains in the mouth.

No.7 bangzi noodles fagao

Besides abundant sunflowers, Naiman's other specialty is corn cob. This thing is really a good thing. It has a high yield and can be fed completely, and the stems and roots can also be used as firewood. I remember in primary school, everyone was asked to hand in sticks and mustard seeds to school according to their heads.

Sticky flour cakes and sticky flour cakes, with golden color and sweet taste, are rare staple foods on Naiman's table.

The Eighth Wild Vegetable (Alfalfa)

I remember when I was a teenager, I often went to the orchard in the west of the big town to dig a kind of wild vegetable called carious alfalfa. The leaves of that wild vegetable are serrated, which can be eaten directly in the sauce or used for cooking. It's not delicious, but eating your own decayed alfalfa always has a sense of accomplishment. With the improvement of people's living standards, no one has dug alfalfa now.

In fact, these snacks are not necessarily delicious, but just like Beijingers like sour bean juice and unpalatable stews, Naiman Banner people have this preference. These snacks are not unique to Naiman, but it is not easy for Naiman to find all eight kinds of snacks. Bread is the staff of life. These Naiman snacks accompany Naiman people to feed their children, take off their poor hats and live a good life. These snacks belong to Naiman.

This year in Tomb-Sweeping Day, my family and I went to pay homage to our ancestral graves. On the road, there was an old man who was very good at telling stories. He talked a lot along the way, and three of them left a deep impression on me.

The first story: there are two brothers. My brother is in the fifth grade and my brother is in the third grade. One Sunday, my brothers went out to play in the street. Suddenly, not far ahead came the sound of the car slamming on the brakes. The two brothers ran over and saw a man lying next to the front wheel of the car with a pool of blood under his head. Both brothers were surprised when they saw it. When I got home, my brother wrote it in his diary. However, due to carelessness, the "surprise" that should have been a big surprise was mistakenly written as a catty. After the teacher found his homework in class, he criticized: "Can human blood be eaten?"

The second story is: a man opened a clothing store, because the clothing store was in an alley and was relatively backward. Because some people can't find the public toilet, they urinate in the alley, which is next to his shop. After a long time, it stinks here, making others afraid to buy clothes in his shop. In order to prevent pedestrians from urinating here, the shopkeeper put up a sign in the place where others often urinate. The shopkeeper originally wanted to write on the card: "People who can't help it can't pee here." It is also because of carelessness that the second "no" in the sentence is omitted. The sign says, "People who can't help it can pee here." As a result, there are piles of shit and rivers of urine here. Since then, no one wants to go into the store to buy things.

The third is a true story. It is said that a young man named Zhang worked very hard and achieved success. The process is like this: a young man named Zhang went to look for a job after graduating from college. One day, he came to the front of a company and saw a job advertisement. So I intend to apply. There are two young men walking in front of Zhang. Zhang Qingchun went over and asked, "Are you looking for a job, too?" The two youths replied, "Yes." "What is your education?" Zhang asked. The two youths replied, "Graduation." Zhang Qingnian thought, "They have higher education than me, so I may be hopeless." Not long after, what people didn't expect was that the first two were not admitted. It's Zhang's turn. When he walked into the examiner's door, he saw a paper ball on the ground, thought it was garbage on the ground, picked it up and threw it into the trash can. However, I didn't expect the examiner to say to him, "Please take out that paper ball." The young man surnamed Zhang was puzzled and said to the examiner, "that's the junk paper I just threw in." How did you pick it up? " The examiner asked him to pick it up again. Helpless, he had to bite the bullet and pick up the paper ball thrown in earlier. Then the examiner asked him to open it. When he opened it, he saw the paper ball saying, "Congratulations on joining our company!" " "Then the examiner said," Although your education is low, you are very attentive to life, so we hire you. "

The above three stories make me understand that no matter what you do, you should be serious and not careless. If you are careless, you will easily make mistakes, make jokes and even lead to failure. If you work hard, you will succeed easily.