Wong Tze Wah's classic funny quotations, God helps.

Satisfied answer favorable rate: 0% Hello ~ Drink high and drink high, it is better to go back to the room first to harm people and rely on hidden weapons to win. If people don't know ... they're not good at being mean, they're easy to be cheated. If they're seriously ill, they're ugly. You are not practical, and your nose is too big and your eyes are wide open. If you are wrong, admit it! Ask the other party to recognize! ! ! It's better to jump into a well and die than to harm others ~ ~ It's not bad not to repay kindness ... It's also good not to repay kindness and scum if you have been enemies ... 36 plans, bullying the Jianghu with a drop of blood ... Don't tell outsiders ... If you tell outsiders ... nosebleeds day and night ... Love is like a meteor shower, brief and beautiful. If you don't have time to talk about love, please come camping with me. As long as you have a bathing suit, you can be cured if you die. I have three c's, the cheaper one, the cheaper one, and the cheaper one. You like it, but you can't get it. If you don't love it, you can't wear makeup. This is called makeup. If you don't know, it's called disguised makeup. It's called makeup. Women don't just make you up, they should make you up. I will die in the worst case. The name of Baijia has been changed well, and the pavement of Ganda Workshop is only 100 kinds of wild style. D m's name is modesty. Basically, men do three noes, do not take the initiative, do not resist, and the most important thing is that our department is not responsible. If boss D succeeds, employees will be unwilling to do wild things, which will make people die. D. if the employee succeeds, the boss will not be willing. Part of it is artificial, half of it is made by you, and half of it is from your buffet. I have a job called ... men sacrifice for beauty; When a woman dies, she only gets a hemp guy! And the greatest thing is that they don't feel sacrificed at all. Before I fell in love for the first time, my little dragon girl only needed one condition, and that was beauty. I know I'm shallow, but what? ? I didn't know my body was so important when I was in the array. Killing and setting fire to the golden belt. I can't help you pull your shoes this time! Well, it is not good to sing love songs when you are lovelorn. Singing love songs when you are lovelorn is a gas leak. Many of you get married behind closed windows. At first, you thought you were a marriage user. Later, I found out for the first time that I was an emotional speculator, so I wanted a divorce. However, it will take several years to get a divorce. Living in Zhou Jie is a new problem, and I can't solve it myself. It's hard! I have known since I was a child that I am a great actor. People are buried in small groups, and they like to play with their parents and their marriage. I'm fine, so I like to play adulterer and adulterer. But I don't know if I'm honest. My department has never had a chance to play the role of an adulterer. Every time I dress up as an adulteress ... my husband. Although I am, though, I am also the thinnest person in my class? ? A. but I can already express the mentality of a jealous man to the fullest. Of course, all my friends praised me. If I was born, I would wear a green hat. I'll listen to you, because I'm not handsome, so I can't act. You shouldn't listen to you! Because it's none of my business, I shouldn't be responsible You should tell my parents that it's my fault. If you want to punish, you should punish them. If you are ugly in the future, punish your parents not to act! Or the rest is made into eggplant coffee! I'm not an irresponsible person, for my parents? ? I have been in charge for more than 20 years in a short time. Do you think I'm easy to do? I am not good at studying, or I am not qualified. I will put my parents in charge. I will sign my own report card. Whenever my parents have an argument, I sometimes make them think about my childhood and be patient with each other. Hey! I told him to make trouble in the street! I am a big boy, and I don't know whether I should believe in the nearby religion, how to behave, and how to ask my parents to take care of me in all directions of my life and career. Instead, I turn my head to remind you that you just need money to save for a rainy day, and it's not your first day in No Country for Old Men! is all my fault！ One dirty, two dirty, three doesn't matter. Snow White knows that the fruit is a prince, and Cinderella knows that the fruit is also a prince. There is a woman who has a special hobby. She likes tin frogs. The frog on the left turned pale, and a frog became a prince! Has anyone ever said that the prince is the same person? At all, a prince doesn't even know how many flowers there are, and there are women around him. It's immoral to play with frogs and go to the ditch! So, in fact, there is no prince in this world, only jumping in the street. The most disgusting thing is that D plays the role of a prince! ! But later, with the development of the world, I think there is no princess in the love story of modern kagyu school. Because Prince Charming was a princess when he saved the Kagyu Sect, and even a princess when he saved him with his sword. In fact, the princess doesn't know how many times she has been saved than a man. How many times has someone saved her? Are all princesses actually the same person? This princess actually doesn't know how greedy she is and wants to be saved by many princes. Love is not a part-time job, so you can't say "love! Let's go after that mi! Love is a business, and you have to stay for 24 hours. Starting your own business, the so-called part-time job is right for knowledge. When people have a holiday or celebrate China New Year, you must set up an overtime day. Go to the flower market, go to the seaside, play, eat ... Do you have any crazy competitors? My competitor? ! You think you are a franchised bus company? Hong Kong public transport holds 0 left! Are you thinking about getting married? Will explain to the public, will go public! So "should middle school students fall in love" is not a problem, but "should human beings have two full-time jobs?" ""If you date again, you need to inform your boss: "Lao Xi, I'm coming to have sex. Do I really need this love? However, I will do it in the company, and I will take care of it. Then your boss said, "then why don't you love more and give the work to you and me?" "According to the family, a maximum of 0 is a must for girls. Not beautiful, the most important thing, fresh enough! Isn't the wild name fresh enough?