Not smart, but humorous-fun and happy.

Not smart, but humorous-fun and happy.

Not smart, but humorous-fun and happy.

There is a traffic jam on the road. A pair of men and women in school uniforms passed between me and the front car. The boy handed the girl an ice cream, and the result was a happy smile. I don't think he's as timid as I am, even afraid to hold hands, right? Then I hit the brakes and slammed on the accelerator. The boy really let out a careful cry in his hurry, and then ran over and put his arm around the girl. Come on, young man, my brother can only help you here. Also, don't delay your studies.

A few minutes after the old class came to the evening self-study class, the students secretly took out their mobile phones to play. At this time, they only heard a loud bang. Our old class kicked the door and turned off the light. As a result, all the students with reflective faces were taken away. .....

I searched all the way west in Baidu and found a full-length video of 130 minutes. It took me two hours to download and open it. I played the trailer for more than 4 minutes for 30 times.

Han Han really has good intentions. He found a mistress just to make Jing M.Guo a junior four.

QQ chat record with a school girl in the association. Me: How many times a week do you roll? Junior: Three times on average ... Me: How many people have you fucked? Junior year: five. Me: I won the Olympic Games. Didn't you say three last time? Junior: Brother, that's not what you asked last time. Me: How did I ask? Junior: Last time you asked me how many women I fucked ... Now my junior really can't shout out!

Female signature of kindergarten teacher: Do you know how hard it is to be a kindergarten teacher? Every day, I look at so many handsome guys who love their families and children, have cars and have money, but they are other people's husbands! ! Interesting text message

Life is like a car with a flat tire. I can't stop and I can't hold the steering wheel.

Don't look for your partner in the dormitory. It's so annoying after breaking up!

Hong Qigong's arm bends inward, his right palm is round, and he pushes it out with a shout. The wind blows everywhere, and a pine tree is broken. Guo Jing was surprised, and Qi put it well. "This move is called Kang Daochang with emotion.". With that, he jumped into the air and chopped off in the air with one hand. "This trick is called flying dragon." After landing, I twisted my hips and stamped my feet, stepping on a piece of smoke, as if riding a Mercedes-Benz vilen. Guo Jing exclaimed: What is this called? Seven male laughed, "Jiangnan Style"

I think it is a cruel fact in this world that girls will spend a lot of money on clothes and accessories under the influence of commercial society, while men generally only look at their faces and breasts!

Friends, when you see migrant workers lying in the aisle on the train home, don't be bored with them because of inconvenience. Because they can't book tickets online, and they don't know how to book tickets by phone. How can they rob us by buying tickets? They are so far away from home, have worked hard for a year, and are more eager to go home than we are. Please be considerate of them. Joke news

He fell in love with Ban Hua, never thinking about tea and rice, and kept chanting her name. Roommates found his change, and one of them found him and taught him a way to pursue it. Sure enough, when he found her with the "52 1" that was converted from fifty yuan to twenty yuan and ten yuan, he successfully stayed with her for one night. He went back to the dormitory and thanked his roommate, who just smiled. "Oh, we are usually sixty."

Bao Zheng Jr. was born with a crescent moon on his forehead. Then suddenly one day, the crescent moon became a full moon because it was a full moon.

After a deadly secret field investigation on the bottom of the beverage bottle, I was surprised to find that most of the bottom of the beverage bottle was marked with "1". Do you know what this means? "1" means that the bottle material contains toxic substances, which will dissolve when heated. If the human body ingests too much, it will cause cancer. This bottle must not be used many times, nor can it be used to hold hot water. Pass it on to people around you and live a healthy life together.

I have always felt that the most sacred occupation of the school is to arrange dormitories for students. They inadvertently decided who many people's best friends are in this life. Inference: "Still the enemy"

I just went downstairs to buy a drink and saw a new sour plum soup with two flavors, one called Mei Impression and the other called Mei Taste ... I suddenly didn't want to buy it. ...

What you think of as failure is just a "half-time break" thrown by God.

Living is a game in itself. You will die if you win or lose in the end.

Human memory is really an interesting thing. I can't forget the pronunciation of some words once I read them. Such as Li Jue's words and Wen Ming's words. And some words, no matter how many times I remember them, always make mistakes. For example, I always subconsciously look at promises; I always subconsciously think of hatred for Naoto Kan. Full of ambition, always remember as full of ambition. Humorous jokes

Q: "Why hasn't the United Nations issued a statement on the Diaoyu Islands incident so far?" A: "There are contradictions among small countries. Once the United Nations mediates, the contradiction disappears. There are contradictions between small countries and big countries. Once the United Nations mediates, small countries will be gone. There are contradictions between big countries. Once the United Nations mediates, the United Nations will be gone. "