Stories will joke about reading online.

Stories will joke about reading online.

The story will joke online reading one:

1, traveling to the United States, I saw a leather coat in the shopping mall and wanted to ask the waiter what kind of leather coat it was, but my English was really poor and the waiter didn't understand it for a long time.

A brainwave, pointed to the leather coat, and then learned to bark, and the waiter shook his head;

I learned Niu Jiao again and the waiter shook his head.

Finally, I learned a pig barking, and the waiter nodded.

Take a long breath and say: animals are better, no foreign language restrictions! ?

A famous cardiac surgeon's motorcycle broke down, and it was sent to the repair department for inspection. The mechanic skillfully removed the engine, repaired it and put it back, and said to the doctor, the engine is the heart of the motorcycle. We are all cultivating our minds, but why is the income gap so big?

The doctor thought for a moment and said to the repairman, try to repair it without turning off the fire. ?

A colleague of the company died in a car accident last month, so the computer that the company originally gave him was given to me.

I worked overtime in the company last night and my computer broke down. I called my technical colleague for help. Colleagues said simply use QQ to give me a remote control.

After a long journey, I got up and went outside to get water.

Who knows the leader hasn't left either? He came to my office to find me, and when he saw my computer screen, the mouse pointer trembled and kept opening one folder after another, which immediately gave birth to the dead colleague. Come back? Illusion, back in the office, I saw the leaders' hands shaking and turning white.

The leader was ill today and didn't come all day. I'm still struggling to tell him the truth.

A customer was furious with the clerk in the cosmetics department of a department store. How come all my hair has fallen out since I used the hair tonic I bought from you?

Shop assistant:? Sir, if you want to grow new hair, you must make room for it first. ?

Stories will joke online reading 2:

1, yesterday, the company cleaned up, and the boss said an order that made me petrified instantly: you wipe the cactus. . . .

2. I am a cashier. This afternoon, my colleague gave me a deposit of 10 thousand yuan, saying that it was given by the customer in the morning. I made a series with a money counter and found that it was 200 yuan more, and my colleagues also saw it. Colleagues said that customers don't know this 200 yuan anyway, so let's just calculate it as per person 100 yuan.

I said no, I want to return it to the customer. Tell the truth or something. . .

At this time, my colleague spoke: actually, I tested you on purpose. You are a good man. After that, I took 200 yuan. . .

I didn't think much at first, but now I think he is neither a manager nor a boss, so why do you test me?

The boss shouted angrily at a new employee. Not only are you late, but you also make up excuses. Do you know how we treat lying employees?

The clerk quickly said:? Yes, send them to the marketing department for sales. ?

4. In the evening, my colleagues and I went to barbecue. After everyone sat down, a waiter MM handed me a menu. My colleague looked up at the menu twice and asked the waiter MM:? Beauty, what flavor of grilled fish do you have here?

The waiter MM said respectfully after blinking a few times. The tastes of grilled fish here are slightly spicy, slightly spicy, medium spicy and extremely spicy. ?

The three ladies talked about sunbathing together.

A woman:? I work in a darkroom in a photo studio and seldom see sunshine. ?

One more:? I have been wrapped up by others, let alone see the sunshine! ?

Third: I'm fine! Working in an office means that you can't see the light with your hands, because your hands operate behind the scenes every day! ?

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