What does a ghost story call a candle mean? I haven't understood it after reading it many times. Who can tell me?

The shortest love article in the world

Love is beautiful, but lovelorn is painful.

Literary and Art Society Essay Competition: "Please use the shortest article to discuss the whole story of love". As a result, Xiao Zhao won the championship. His article is as follows.

First love: She is the only one in my heart.

Madly in love: my mother told me to go east, and my wife told me to go west; I'm going west.

Lovelorn: My lover is married, and the groom is not me.

Those hilarious anecdotes in love

Those hilarious anecdotes in love 1:

One day, Mr. Zhang enthusiastically asked his girlfriend, "Dear, am I the first man to fall in love with you?"

"Of course," his girlfriend replied unhappily. "I really don't understand why you men always ask the same question?"

The hilarious anecdotes in Love 2:

Xiao Li: "why do you always meet your girlfriend after nine o'clock in the evening?" Is it really like the writer said, "Love needs darkness" ... "

Xiao Yu: "No, it's just because all the shops in the street are closed after 9 o'clock." "

The hilarious anecdotes in Love 3:

A man took his girlfriend for a ride. In order to show courage and driving skills, he increased the speed to 70 kilometers per hour. Carelessly, the car crashed into a big tree at the corner, and its body was smashed to pieces. Fortunately, neither of the two people in the car was injured. The man quickly hugged his girlfriend and comforted her not to be afraid. His girlfriend fell in his arms with great affection, and the classic joke said in a sincere and sorry tone, "Why did you take the risk?" In fact, I'll let you kiss me as long as you pretend that the gasoline is used up and the car can't move. "

Those hilarious anecdotes in love 4:

A young man wrote to his girlfriend and said, "Dear Miss, you received a goose from someone before Christmas. Thank you very much This goose is very cute. I see it as if I saw you ... "

Those hilarious anecdotes in love 5:

On the park bench, a pair of lovers snuggled up.

The man asked, "May I kiss you?"

The woman did not answer.

The man asked again, "Can you let me kiss you?"

The woman still doesn't answer.

The man is angry: "Hey, are you deaf?" ? "

The woman cried and said, "Are you dead?"

Those hilarious anecdotes in love 6:

In the cinema, a couple sat behind a middle-aged audience. Those two people have been talking to him, so the middle-aged audience can hardly hear the sound on the screen.

The middle-aged audience couldn't bear it, and finally turned around and said angrily, "Hey, I can't hear you!" "

As a result, the couple said, "This is a private conversation. What are you listening to? "