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An American, a Japanese and a China are traveling. They met a group of natives who ate people. They got caught. Tribal.

The chief said, "I'm happy today, and I won't eat you, but each of you will eat my 100 board." Before you get hit by the board, I can satisfy each of you.

Wish. "Americans got the surfboard first. He asked for 30 mats, got the board and put it on his ass. The first 70 boards are ok, but the last 30 boards can't hold up. After the fight, the Americans are dying. What the Japanese want is 100, so it's okay. China people say; " Here, give me the Japanese mat and let it face up. '