Funny jokes about handsome people

1. Everyone loves it and birds are dumbfounded. It is popular among thousands of girls, stimulates the market for handsome men, and saves countless young people who have fallen into disgrace.

2. The most talented, handsome, graceful, elegant, tall and mighty. Personal names: landslides and ground cracks, water flowing backwards, ghosts seeing sorrow, beauty and wisdom combined, hero and chivalry incarnate, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, cars with flat tires~

3. The sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to die heroically because he is not handsome. The sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live a humble life because of his handsomeness. Therefore, I still live strong for my handsomeness.

4. Being handsome is not only the pain of men, but also the pain of women. I am alone all my life because all girls think they are not worthy of me. Handsome people never say that they are handsome. Handsome people want to be handsome. Take the time to act cool.

5. Postscript: Tens of millions of years after my death, after the birth of human beings, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Over my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, changing here and there. , only one word: handsome,

6. So handsome that people walking on the street and driving will get into traffic accidents and rear-end collisions if they look at it; passers-by will be fascinated and faint after looking at it~~

7. Hey~ didn’t you see it? When I took out this photo, the sun became hotter, the grass became greener, the flowers became redder, and even the birds became happier~~< /p>

8. When I was in school, the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome" and I couldn't understand it. Then my classmate handed me a mirror and I looked at it. In an instant, I understood.

9. One day, I went to the street, and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. They pointed at me and said I was handsome, and when I said I wasn't handsome, they beat me and called me hypocritical.