Classic funny sentences that implicitly express the desire to leave the order

A classic funny sentence that implicitly expresses the desire to leave the order-1. My world doesn't allow you to disappear, no matter whether the ending is perfect or not.

I don't want to wake up like a dream, I'd rather be intoxicated. Hold on to my tenderness, afraid to let go and slip away.

3. I knew that the object was so hard to find, so I pretended not to know when it was green.

In the hospital, people around you are in pairs. Because the bill was not handed in, a man stood in line with a bottle in his hand to pay the bill.

I like you for a long time. I heard that you have been single, so I don't want to help you get rid of it.

I miss you, but I can't tell you, like a tree full of pears, it will never bear fruit.

7. I liked myself from 17 until I met you at 18.

8. Thank you for your star-like appearance, which gave me a thin and boring trip and a destination out of gravity.

9. It's sunny and the rain has stopped. When will you come?

10. Single boy's name is single dog, single girl's name is, and the dog ignores him.

1 1. It doesn't matter if we didn't meet earlier. Now is the right time.

12. The beginning of every relationship is that we want to be happy, and the end is to wish you happiness.

14. I hope someone will appear and let me waste my life on beautiful things, such as you.

15. Challenge singles 100 days. Today is the 25432nd day.

16. I had a dream in which you had long hair and we grew old together.

17. Only sincere people can gain the respect of others, and this sentence will never go out of date. For you before and for me now, we are greatly encouraged.

18. I love you from love at first sight and finally grow old together.

19. liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

20. I am a passer-by in your life, but you are a freeze in my life.

Implicit expression of classic funny sentences that want to take off the bill 2 2 1. The little people in the circle are also at home and don't want to go out to borrow contacts, because they think the network is unreliable. When he wants to take off the bill, he doesn't know where to start.

I don't drink any beer except Qingdao; I don't play any sports except football; I don't love any girl except you; Which dish do you like besides me?

23. I have been waiting in line for 20 years. Can I talk about this love first?

24. Because of love, I want to go all over the world to cancel my original plan.

God, I'm single now. Please bless my friend to be single.

Loneliness is an art that few people can appreciate.

27. Who wants to take off the bill, please tell me. I will chase you. Someone will tell you soon that I am Lei Feng. You don't have to thank me for my professional help for 30 years.

28. When a person is catching a train, the train station is crowded with people, so he can only hold his luggage tightly and watch the people around him warily.

29. If I can't find someone who can kill me, I'd rather be single all my life!

30. The season is too short. Three students are lucky, two cats and dogs, and one for you.

3 1. I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop is forever, only three seconds, and never part.

32. Like and fit. I must have hit it this time.

33. I prefer the freedom to live in a youth hostel. I want to walk into every store, taste all kinds of snacks, buy all kinds of gadgets, draw tattoos, imagine a little girl, and feel a little like taking off the bill. But now, I want to sleep most. Good night

I have a little dream, I just want to spend my life with you.

35. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

36. I finally met someone who likes it enough not to let go.

37. It is not appropriate, but sincerity.

38. It's so hot that a secret love can become a secret love.

39. Don't look for objects in the garbage, and don't have illusions about Hulunbeier.

40. There are still 24 hours in a day, and I still think about you every hour.