How to live a dull but happy life?

The waist is a little bent, and we are all about to retire, and we are all ready to take regular health care drugs. You suddenly learned to steal TV from me, and I couldn't help it. With a daughter-in-law, it seems that her son is hers. We look forward to seeing him at the weekend. You always look at your flowers, your fish, and you don't like looking at me anymore; I'm tired of watching you, too. I always look through our photo albums. How beautiful you were when you were young. ...

I was sick, you accompanied me to see a doctor, and the doctor said it was nothing, and we were all relieved. We occasionally go to restaurants where young people like to go. Although expensive, it will be romantic. I always ask you how long it's been since you said you love me. You laughed and said I was younger. I don't understand. It turned out to be menopause!

I found your private money in my bed and put it back quietly. Soon after, on our wedding anniversary, I was given a beautiful jade bracelet: I cried, and you said I was really an overseas Chinese; I smiled. You said the old lady was really cute.

60-70, we are confused together.

More and more forgetful, I can't remember my phone number. You pick up my grandson from school every day, and I cook for you every day. When you massage me while watching TV, you fall asleep. I get up early every day to dance with you, and people say we are like husband and wife. We all went to install false teeth. As soon as we took it off, we laughed at each other. You're still a little hard of hearing. I invited you to dinner and you gave me an egg.

I complain that my health is no longer so strong, but you say that we can live to 1, 20 years old. Now that we have just reached middle age, I find that you have nothing to do and are always buying lottery tickets. Is it that old bones still wants to make a fortune, but you say you want to leave me more money? If you go first, I'll get my ass kicked. Don't talk nonsense You have to serve me all my life. Let's die together. Whoever dies first will commit suicide. Whoever doesn't kill himself will die.