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Meng tucao's lyrics are wonderful. What songs are on the list?

Meng Tucao has too many lyrics. Some are far-fetched, others are just for fun.

For example, who are on the list? We hug back to back? . Back to back hugs? How to hug? At the beginning, I only cared about sentimentality, but I didn't expect it to be difficult to actually operate.

There is also a famous joke "Girl in a Small Town": I still remember holding hands with you many years ago, and you were too shy to look up, so you could only look at the stars in the sky stupidly. ?

Look down at the stars in the sky. Is this action a test of eye flexibility? It's really strange to say that Meng can get it off his chest quickly.

Liang Guang's songs can't escape being ridiculed:? The first time you lay on my chest, you haven't been apart for 24 hours? . 24 hours our cousin was shocked, big brother. Have you been acupuncture? Zhou Jiuliang said that he looks indifferent and young couples like boredom.

Meng raised his eyebrows and found that things were not simple: they were locked up for 24 hours? Nothing else, man. There's something wrong with your sexuality.

It stands to reason that Wang Feng's In the Spring can't be too bad, even this Meng can be found out? Logic? Mistake. ? Please bury me in that spring. This is obviously a sensational statement, but it was interpreted by Meng in the mouth as? Why must it be buried in spring? What if autumn dies? ?

All right, you win. Sure enough, not the same? Bar essence? Be reasonable.

But it's really crosstalk. Meng has a particularly funny lyrics adaptation: I can't afford to be hurt. I really can't afford to get hurt. /I'm carrying Tang Sanzang on my back with three disciples. /Does your conscience have your conscience dog to take away? /How many Wan Li will it be when I leave?

I really didn't feel disobedient when I sang it carelessly.

In addition to these lyrics, there are many circled ones. Like what? I should be under the car, not in the car? ; ? Zebra Zebra, don't fall asleep; Zebra Zebra, you go to bed. ? Sometimes the brain circuit of writing words is really interesting, which makes people laugh and cry.