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Kim Gong Jing, a famous "quasi-overlord" in history, why did he say his death was a joke?

Because Kim died in a very different way, he fell into a cesspit and drowned, so it sounds ridiculous. It is said that he fought many battles, but in his later years, when he was seriously ill, he passed on the throne to his son and let him rest in peace. However, he saw many doctors, and his health showed no signs of improvement. He was sleeping that day when he suddenly had a terrible dream.

It was a nightmare. In the dream, a ghost took his life. There are many lives in his hand, and he is a little worried, so he asks Sang Tianwu to tell him what happened in his dream, and then asks him if it is good or bad. At this time, Takeshi Sangtian said:? Your days are numbered, and this year's new wheat will definitely not be eaten! ? Hearing this, Duke Jing of Jin was very upset. Hit someone? Imagine being nervous all day and getting worse soon. At this time, he invited Qin's famous doctor. Before the doctor came, he had another dream, which was a bit strange.

He dreamed that the disease became two children. They knew that Duke Jing of Jin had invited a famous doctor, so they were very scared. One of the children said, that's a doctor with excellent medical skills. I'm afraid it will hurt us. Let's run! ? At this moment, another child proudly said, What are you afraid of? One of us is under the ointment and the other is above the coffin. He can't find us. Let's see what he can do with us! ? So the doctor came, diagnosed Duke Jing's illness and said, You are terminally ill and hopeless. ?

This is exactly the same as Jin Jinggong's dream. He thought this was a great doctor, so he gave him many things and sent him away. On this day, he suddenly wanted to eat rice made of wheat, so he asked someone to offer new wheat. Looking at the porridge made by Xinmai, he thought of what Sangtian Wu said, so he was tied up and let him watch himself eat. He must be thinking: didn't you say I can't eat new wheat? I'll show you today. Who knows that after a few bowls, Duke Jing of Jin suddenly had unbearable abdominal pain, and people helped him to go to the toilet. After a long time, he still didn't come out, so when his entourage went into the toilet, he saw that Duke Jing of Jin had fallen into the cesspit and drowned for a long time. From now on, people will regard this as a joke.