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Bride supplies
1. The bride should try not to arrange a special appearance, just make a normal appearance. It is not safe to arrange things that are prone to accidents, such as fairies falling from the sky and flying from the sky.
Suggestion: Holding Dad's hand to go out is a "rotten street", but it is also very memorable for Dad to give his baby daughter to the groom.
You don't have to throw a bunch of flowers. Throwing a bunch of flowers is easy to be robbed on the stage, thrown on the ground, or hung on the ceiling (unsafe). If you have to throw it, you should make an appointment with your best friend's maid of honor in advance and go up by yourself, so as not to be embarrassed when no one grabs it on the stage.
Suggestion: Divide the bouquet into several parts and distribute it to the bridesmaids. Better have more bridesmaids. Don't appoint bridesmaids, or the other bridesmaids will be embarrassed!
3. Outdoor &; Don't wear high heels at country weddings. It is easy to get stuck in the soil, causing embarrassing scenes such as falling down or shoes falling off.
Suggestion: Wedge shoes can be chosen for outdoor weddings.
4, the bride's manicure can not be too long and exaggerated, too long and exaggerated nails will not only hook the wedding dress or stockings, but also wear a ring.
Suggestion: Brides should choose simple and versatile styles when doing their nails.
Planning article
1, don't play tricks on the groomsman group without a lower limit, remind bridesmaids not to be too hard on the groom and groomsman, and don't play vulgar, disfigured or embarrassing games for the groom and groomsman.
Suggestion: 2-3 fun and relaxing games are enough. Don't annoy the groom/groomsman.
2. There is no need for the groom to hug or carry out the door. First, it doesn't look good. Second, the groom was also very nervous and tired that day. Whether it is a hug or a hug, it is a test of the groom's physical strength. It would be embarrassing if something happened.
Suggestion: Just walk hand in hand and take a photo with you.
3. Be sure to cancel the marriage! Customs vary from place to place. The scene of marriage is uncontrollable, so as to avoid unpleasant or even some bad scenes.
Suggestion: Tell your friends not to get married in advance (you can pull a red envelope in advance). In order to avoid getting married suddenly that day, find the elders at home to stop the fight in advance.
4. Don't start a business without talent unless you are a professional singer, dancer or have special skills. After all, the sound and lighting effect of the hotel is not as good as expected, and the failure of the performance will not only delay the time but also make the guests laugh.
master of ceremony
1. Remind the MC not to fall in love. The bride put on a beautiful makeup on her wedding day. It is inconvenient for her to put on makeup when she is crying on the stage. Moreover, she can't control her expression when she cries, and the photos taken with her will be ugly.
Suggestion: Just have a pleasant atmosphere.
2. Remind MC not to prompt bridesmaids and groomsmen temporarily. After all, the best man and bridesmaid may not be familiar with each other, and some of them are still seeing someone. Everyone is embarrassed!
Suggestion: tell MC in advance, don't add drama privately, just follow the rehearsal process.
Don't let the inarticulate parents talk. Some parents are introverted, do not like to talk in public, or have a strong accent. If they can't speak Mandarin well, they will easily put their foot in their mouth nervously. It is best not to invite their parents to speak on the stage. Parents are embarrassed, so are you.
Suggestion: only thank the newcomers on the stage.
4. Remind the MC not to swear. Some hosts will ask new people questions/dirty jokes on the stage for the so-called active atmosphere. For example, "Make tea for mom or dad first", "Who is a good kisser", "How many children should we have" and so on. Not only will it be embarrassing, but it will also be embarrassing if you can't answer it for a while.
Live article
1, don't use the electronic screen to play VCRs and broadcast the wedding scene live!
① The photos taken by mobile phones are easy to deform on the big screen; No one (except relatives) wants to see photos of your two relationships. If you have to put it, be sure to check every photo carefully. If it is misleading, don't put it in.
Don't brush the screen at the wedding scene, so the bride and groom will be embarrassed, and the runny nose and tears will make the guests look at it all over, and even the beautiful makeup will be useless.
Suggestion: Cancel the electronic screen directly.
2. Flower girls don't look for children who are too small to control. If they don't follow the route or lose something, they may step on the bride's skirt, and some people will shout for fear. Moreover, there are many decorations on the stage, so it is not safe to walk on them.
Suggestion: Choose a bridesmaid to send a ring.
3, the wedding ceremony should not be too long, the time of the ceremony should be controlled in 20 to 30 minutes, too long is easy to aesthetic fatigue.
For guests, dry food is the most important thing. After the ceremony, everyone was very happy, felt the joy of getting married, and went home after eating and drinking.
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