Hidden joke What is a hidden joke?

1. A boxer's wife was awakened by the noise at night. She saw a thief standing in the bedroom.

She woke up her husband and said quietly, "Get up, someone wants to be your tutor."

Before the wedding, the priest told the bride's father, "When you take your daughter to the altar and give it to the groom, you'd better say something to him."

The bride's father is the owner of a grocery store. He doesn't know what to say.

He put his daughter's hand on his son-in-law's arm and said, "The goods will not be returned."

My husband is an atheist, but I believe in God. We got married because we both wanted to persuade each other to give up their beliefs, and finally I succeeded. " A hundred-year-old lady said to Xiaoli.

"Oh, did you succeed in persuading him to believe in God?" Small profit asked.

"No, because God made me live longer than him." The old woman said proudly

4. The wife and husband quarreled for lack of money.

The husband lost the quarrel and said angrily, "only women and villains are hard to support!" "

The wife is stupefied: "Who said this?"

The husband proudly said, "Confucius!"

The wife disdainfully said, "It seems that his salary is not high either."