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Bl Village Chief Laobai (Xiaohua)
It's not too hot at night in early autumn. After seeing off several visiting uncles, Liu Hua also walked out of the village chief's room, looked at the stars all over the sky and came to his shabby yard. Sitting on the slate, he couldn't help crying again. .......
I haven't been back to my village for more than two years. Last time I came back, I was a strong village head old man. I didn't think I was going to die now ... only because I didn't come back earlier. Is busy work my reason? This time, it wasn't a few phone calls or his wife's repeated requests. I'm afraid I won't even see the last side if I drag on. When Liu Hua was a child, his family was very poor, and the village chief was the closest and most helpful person in his life. How can he not be sad when he sees that he is going to die? Looking at the brightly lit home for the elderly, watching what his wife, children and family are saying, the past of his youth clearly emerges in his mind. ........
Twenty years ago, 18-year-old Liu Hua lost his parents within one year. He got good grades and had to start a school. He has to take care of his grandmother, who is almost 60 years old, and deal with some secular affairs in the country. He had to manage several acres of land that had just been given to his family ... how difficult it was for Liu Hua, who was already weak and introverted. At that time, some difficult and important things were done with the help of his neighbor village head. He has the same surname as the village chief, and the houses he lives in are juxtaposed. That this country is very backward. ......
Liu Chunlin, the village head, is a veteran who participated in the Korean War. He is in his fifties, tall, strong and handsome. He is very prestigious in the village. Because his son works in the provincial capital, even township cadres will be very polite to see him. As long as he comes forward, everything in the village can be solved Liu Hua has great respect for him. Probably because he is his neighbor. He is also very kind to Liu Huajia. On summer nights, they often sleep under the big tree in front of the door. In summer, many rural adults and children sleep together in the shade outside. He is a little embarrassed to listen to men telling dirty jokes together. But when he is alone, he always thinks of those dirty jokes and does them several times. .......
One night, it was very cold. Liu Hua was thinking in his yard when he happened to see the flashing lights in the room where the village chief lived. With a premonition and curiosity, he gently came to the window of the village head's house. His hunch was right. He saw the tall village head naked, flashing a flashlight in one hand and doing it with his wife, so he saw it clearly. But to his surprise, he dare not imagine. He knows what men and women should do when they do it together. After all, he is an adult. But his respected village head didn't do what people thought, but stood by the bed and stuffed his big penis into his wife's mouth ... He lay by the window and didn't dare to move. His heart was pounding.
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