Who can provide some jokes about Suzhou dialect in Anhui?

1. One summer day, I got up early and went to the lake to pull weeds with a lawn mower on my arm. On the road, a boy of 10 years old followed me on an old foreign car. When he came to see me, my lawn mower suddenly hung up and even I was knocked down. I just bought a new coat from Jiajia yesterday, and I can't pull it out. My arm is bleeding and my palm is peeling. My child came, and even I was in pain. I didn't get up until I was older. Come on, I want to beat him. Look at this Xiong Haizi, no matter how small. Never say goodbye to him. I'm still a big man. I'm embarrassed to say goodbye. I just want to put up with him a few words: "You yellow bastard want to be beaten." Shit, this Xiong Haizi got up and ran away without choking, which really pissed me off. alas ......

Yesterday, when I woke up, I went to the street in Xinjiang. There is a very small Xiong Haizi. He rode a foreign car across the river without eyes. A guy created me, and I was injured when I was called to visit my son, and my jacket brake was poor. What a man's son!

(The second one is closer to the language style of Su Xianren)

Yesterday morning, I just walked into the street. A reckless person. He is riding a XX bike and is absent-minded. He hit me, hurt my knee and ruined my shirt. How depressing! Where do you drink? -There's something wrong with your brain. Wait a minute-when are you leaving home? -Iron bar-Clear forehead-What-The dragonfly is cooked with water and oil-Lulu-What is yellow-What is noon? -excuse me. stingy

Although Suzhou is adjacent to several cities, it feels very different from some dialects in Fuyang, Huainan and Bengbu nearby. The accent of Suxian County is very similar to that of Huaibei and Xuzhou. I have to elaborate on where this joke came from. I'm not sure, I can only say a little.