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Birthday greeting joke

1. Just kidding

A monitor sleeps in class and asks his classmates to call him after class. The classmates play pranks.

Get up, class is over!

The monitor rubbed his eyes: Stand up!

At this time, only a dozen students stood up in a daze and said, thank you, teacher!

2. Dunk

One day ... on the basketball court ... A, B and C. ...

A is a slam dunk celebrity in China Middle School. Today, he galloped on the court and performed stunts …

At this time, some onlookers gathered in a ...

I don't know who shouted, but everyone asked A to perform backwards. ...

A: "I haven't tried it. I will try ... "

As a result, A tried again and again and failed. ...

B: "A, you should take off at … and then … turn around, that's all. 」

C: "B, you didn't dunk, how do you know? 」

B: "Who said that? I often dunk in my dreams! ! 」

C: "If so, then Rie Miyazawa is not a virgin! ! 」

3. Graduation ceremony

At the graduation ceremony, the principal announced that the first student in the whole grade took the stage to receive the prize, but after several consecutive shouts, the students slowly walked onto the stage. Later, the teacher asked the students, "What's the matter? Are you sick? Or did you not hear clearly just now? The student replied, "No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear you clearly. 」

e-mail

One day, the Prime Minister called the Minister of Education and asked:

Ok: How was the policy of sending emails to middle schools implemented last year?

Teaching: well executed.

Ok: Then tell me what e-mail means!

Teaching: It's just mail.

Ok: then will you send it?

Teacher: Of course! Just put a five-dollar stamp on it and take it to the post office for mailing!

Ok: it seems that you are not stupid either! Then let me ask you, what did you send?

Teacher: Before sending it out, I will edit it with PE2 and save it on a floppy disk.

Ok: then help me give some to the university president!

Teacher: OK!

5. Meaning in words

One person in the classroom failed the exam.

The teacher is lecturing: Look at others and think about yourself.

A man had a brainwave and said, Oh … I see.

Look at other people's answers and think about your own. ……