Just kidding! thank you

During the Sino-Japanese War, a Japanese soldier went to the toilet and suddenly found that one of his eggs was green, so he went to see a local Chinese doctor. After studying for a long time, the old Chinese doctor straightened up, adjusted his eyes and said, "According to my years of medical experience, you are sick after everything." When Japanese soldiers want to get sick, they cut it. There's another one anyway. So I cut it for him. A few days later, the Japanese soldier found another egg turned green, so he went to the old Chinese doctor, who, like last time, said that he was ill and had to be cut open. On second thought, the Japanese soldiers cut it down. There are unicorns anyway. Cut it again Not long after, Japanese soldiers were surprised to find that their unicycle guns had changed, so they hurried to Chinese medicine. At this time, the Chinese doctor looked around him again and again, straightened up and held their eyes and said, "According to my years of experience, you are underpants."