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What did you do the night before you left the army?

The night before retirement, the company commander announced the retirement list, which made me feel terrible. The company commander found me and wanted me to take the last shift. The company commander gave me the car keys and asked me to deliver the last car of military supplies, because I will go back to my hometown the next day!

Second-class and third-class disabled revolutionary servicemen who were disabled because of war or on duty were originally registered in the city, and the placement agency for veterans in the original collection place arranged work within its capacity. Originally from agricultural registered permanent residence, the original collection place has conditions, and you can arrange appropriate work in enterprises and institutions; If they can't arrange it, they will issue additional disability pensions in accordance with the regulations to protect their lives.

Specific placement shall be handled in accordance with the following provisions:

(1) Before the demobilized conscripts return to the original collection place every year, the provinces, autonomous regions and municipalities directly under the Central Government shall issue pre-allocated labor indicators, and the demobilized conscripts shall be resettled after returning to the original collection place, and shall be settled uniformly after the national plan is issued.

(two) in the military area command (including the military area command) above units awarded the honorary title and won the second class merit, in the arrangement of work, should give priority to my volunteers.

(3) Those who have won third-class merit and extended service in the army should take care of their strengths and volunteers when arranging their work, when conditions permit.

(four) in the army has cultivated a certain specialty and expertise, in the arrangement of work, should try to do professional counterparts.

(5) I asked to leave the army halfway without justifiable reasons; Being expelled from the army or being expelled from the army; Because of criminal offences (except negligent crimes), those who have been sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment or above during the period of waiting for arrangement after discharge from the army, the veterans resettlement agency is not responsible for arranging work, and is treated as unemployed people in society.