Funny copywriting at work

Funny copywriting at work (selected 58 sentences) 1. Be late for work every day when you have money, and be late once 10 yuan. I'll give you 1 ten thousand yuan, so you can play. 2. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me. I don't want to work seven days a week. I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime. It's noon mowing, so it's hard to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work. 6. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for salary. 7. The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist every day, but do it every day. 8.？ In a word, it proves that I am busy at work. Going home from work, the mobile phone still has 75% power? 9. There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until 10 dawn. 1 1. Growing up means going to work as usual the next day, even if you are heartbroken. 12. It's hard and tiring to go to work. It's a hell on earth. It's better to join B club, don't queue up for shopping, don't pay shopping fees, and collect protection fees. 13. I'm in class. Arrive? I'm working? In this process, only we know sadness. 14. Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together. 15. Laughing and crying hurts the most. It really hurts. This kind of pain has never happened before. 16. I spend my whole life waiting for you. Even if the waiting is humble, it will make me live happily and hopefully. 17. It's a pity that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, but I will never wait for people. Unfortunately, I am a meteorite and he is a meteor. 18. A large area of cool wind invaded this desolate city, the leaves turned yellow and the geese left. 19. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process. 20. Is he really interesting? To live is to die. 2 1. If you don't love me, even if you are alive, I will treat you as a dead man. 22. Others say that living is suffering. 23. I am not hard, I am miserable. 24. Hard work, low income, tired life, exhausting people's hearts and making people anxious! 25. I don't live in memory, I just can't get rid of it. Even if you promise to work step by step, I can only step by step and lose. 27. How do you geese know my little sparrow's ambition? 28. Pour a cup of tea in the morning and remember to have a cup after work at night! 29. When I go to work on Monday, I always feel tired, dizzy, sore all over, loss of appetite and inattention. 30. Being busy all day has accelerated the pace of my life, exercised my ability to deal with problems, smoothed out my unruly edges and corners, cultivated my worldly wisdom in life, and cultivated my ability to find shortcuts in difficulties. 3 1. Others work to earn money, and I work to lose money. 32. The once-flourishing event may be just a dream of Conan, but it will eventually disappear without a trace. 33. I have been standing 12 hours, and the pain on the soles of my feet is unbearable! 34. Men suffer, men are tired, and men earn money to support their families; Work hard, struggle hard, and make a living. 35. Others ask for money when they go to work, but we work hard! You really have no idea how tired we are! I have become a little girl and a woman: when I raise my arm, I have muscles. Do coolies every day! You really have no idea how tired we are! I have become a little girl and a woman: when I raise my arm, I have muscles. Do coolies every day! 38. Others say that living is suffering. 39. How do you geese know my little sparrow's ambition? 40. Pour a cup of tea in the morning and remember to have a cup after work at night! 4 1. Even if you make an oath and work hard step by step, I can only retreat step by step and lose. 42. I've been standing 12 hours, and the pain in my soles is unbearable! 43. If the ending is not what I want, then I would rather not participate in this process. 44. Laughing and crying is the most painful. It really hurts. This kind of pain has never happened before. 45. I want to get rid of my pain as soon as possible. I'm so tired that I look like an old lady. 46. I am lovelorn, have no brains, don't want to work, and don't want to do anything. 47. To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood. 48. I don't want to go to work in summer. 49. In a word, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go to work! 50. I also come to work every day. It's boring at work, but I think it's even more boring when I'm not working. Come to the company every day. 5 1. I found this job, and now I'm looking for a job, not a job, but a fight! Then let's ask dad for help. 52. Be tired, because we still have to live, and we can't live without work. My boss once said: Work is for living, but my life is work. 53. Growing up means going to work as usual the next day, even if you are sad to death. 54. It's hard to go to work. It's really hard to go to work. It's better to join B club. You don't have to wait in line to go shopping and collect protection fees. 55. The most painful thing in the world is going to work. You resist every day, but do it every day. 56. You are not the wind and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work. 57. I've been very tired at work recently. I want to know how your brothers and sisters are! 58. Families with difficulty in getting up do not want to get up or go to work.