Funny jokes when bored, the most nonsense funny stories in space, complete works.

1. Do you think you will watch you die? I close my eyes. 2. Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

3. I want to use my homework Korosensei! Don't say that. Sounds like you can move it.

A Lamborghini just passed me and splashed me all over. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.

There are no inseparable couples, only mistresses who don't work hard.

6. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

7. Why did I cry instead of hitting you?

8. I like to fall asleep like a dead pig every day, and I will feel particularly satisfied when I wake up.

9. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off students' grades?

10. I don't remember how to pronounce cucumber English.

1 1. Second, she is a no three no four beauty.

12. A woman stared at me with a mop in one hand and a child in the other.

13. The saddest thing is not that you gave birth to me and died, but that the bus came and I was still crossing the road. When I arrived, it was gone.

14. Now I think it's a waste of resources not to go out the next day after washing.

15. Blame me me for being too young to see if I am a human or a dog.

16. I have heard the most absurd sentence in history. His sophomore uncle is a woman! ! Ha ha laugh

17. It's a bit crowded to go to work by bus today. As soon as I got on the bus, I heard a woman calling your mother's feet, and everyone on the bus was shocked. . .

Listen before you speak; Think twice before you act; Earn first and then spend; Try it before you quit.

19. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

20. Busy, have something to say, don't worry about the whole thing.

2 1. I'll write your name on the sole and stomp a few feet every day when I'm free.

22. The highest state of being a woman-Gao Fushuai, the highest state of being a man-can also be set in Gao Fushuai.

23. It is true that a man must be free, and even if a woman is kind to him, she is tired of him.

24. Today is Tanabata, and it is romantic that couples get wet in the street.

25. I want to study hard every time, and then I kneel under the pomegranate skirt of my computer phone!

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

27. Never believe what the lyrics say. They can write anything that rhymes!

28. You can see why there is famine in Africa.

29. Ignoring me makes me too late to dodge.

30. In the countryside, chickens call people in the morning, and in the city, people call chickens at night!

3 1. Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

32. The subscriber you dialed has not installed QQ. ......

33. I hate the sleek one-on-one hit, the vegetable bag is vegetarian, and the skin fades. Three in a cage, seven.

34. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

35. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a transformer in psychology!

36. Everyone has an indestructible line of defense in his heart.

37. What are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy!

38. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

39. If you don't take medicine when you are sick, aren't you sick?

40. The boss was holding a bowl and was in tears.

4 1. Fall, get up and cry.

42. The boss won't go to work unless he calls. Hello! Service is closed today, please call again tomorrow!

Funny jokes about life, funny stories about killing time when bored.

1. You may have given everything, but it may not be worth mentioning in his eyes. I have a dream that I am as thin as a shadow. Do all chubby girls have this ideal?

3. Recently, two dog was busy visiting the live broadcast, and brushed tens of millions for a female anchor. The female anchor is very happy. Two dog told me that he planned to spend tens of millions more. I said to two dog: Are you crazy? Why spend so much money? Two dog: You don't understand. If I marry her, won't the money still be mine? I immediately lost in thought.

I tried to be an interesting person, but then I went astray and became a tease.

I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

6. I don't usually make trouble. Once I make trouble, it's not trouble, it's news.

Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, and that's you.

8. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

9. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted, please continue to send me letters, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

10. Go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood.

1 1. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they're down. I just closed the well.

12. Give me a pillow and I can sleep for a century.

13. Never learn from others whether the person you love is good or not, and whether you feel love.

14. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!

15. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

16. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

17. [You said you were so pathetic, so weak and played so well. Anyway, I have to give you a dollar, don't you]

18. This morning, I watched the sun alone and enjoyed the pain of the sun, because I couldn't spend Tanabata with the moon.

19. fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was hit by lightning.

20. Fate is like rape. If you can't resist, learn to enjoy it, hehe.

2 1. Playing the lute to a cow is nothing, but talking to a cow is the real skill.

22. I heard that you are not doing well. I sat at the door and had a good day.

23. When the teacher said to put something irrelevant to the exam on the podium, I really wanted to put myself on it.

24. If anyone is unkind to me, I will write on the wall who has a telephone and write at the back: Marriage is open to both men and women.

25. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

27. You think you are Halley's Comet, and hundreds of millions of people all over the globe are going to see it!

28. The furthest distance in the world; It's not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that I love you too much to say.

29. Ask me if I listened to his pee music.

30. If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have kicked you out.

3 1. No matter who you love now, I won't frown easily.

32. I am willing to put my heart into your heart, and I am willing to put my feelings into your heart! Time can't pour out the wine of true feelings, and distance can't open the hand of missing.

I used to like her broad mind, but it was just an airport!

34. The emperor's death is called death, the civilian's death is called death, and the heartbreaker's death is called oh yeah.

35. You are my sun and the center of my world. Now think about it, it's just a ball.

36. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

37. All the past is just the past.

38. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.

39. Once so beautiful, now so down and out.

40. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

4 1. Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated.

42. Actually, I am very sad. Just too proud to say.

43. Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for an hour every day, and it will soon be sunny.

44. Beating is kissing and scolding is love. I always scold your mother, and I almost have feelings for your mother.

An interesting story to relieve boredom.

1. Stand higher and pee farther.

2. The calendar flashes with time, calling me stupid.

Once a year in summer, I always think of the deep blue sky from light blue.

4. It is said that beauty matches the beast, so I will be a beast once.

I don't have any ideal, as long as the flag is flown at half mast in China after my death.

6. Don't reveal my false strength. Can you protect my vulnerability?

7. I prefer knives to fatal injuries.

8. Love is a matter for two people. It's no use just thinking.

9. I had crazy ideas before. Now I'm desperate to forget

10. Once, we smiled together. Nowadays, we are strangers to each other.

1 1. If we are separated, we will never come back. Time can't go back and feelings can't go back.

12. If you can't be the master of your mood, you will be the slave of your mood.

13. If you don't know, don't understand, don't think, don't love, don't love, how can you be so greedy?

14. My heart is broken, but I can't touch you.

15. You don't have me in your heart, but my heart is full of you.

16. When you interfere in my affairs, you should consider yourself first.

17. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

18. I'm sorry. I can't find anyone to say that I am wronged and die slowly in my heart.

19. I'm not you. How can I get out?

20. Twist, lick and soak. Do you think I am Oreo?

2 1. When the sun sets, many people lament its desolation, just as many people praise the vibrant sunrise.

22. Lies, like lines, are often recited. Telling the truth is like coughing. Most of them are squirted out when they can't hold back.

23. Sometimes I feel very distressed and breathless, and I have to pretend to be cheerful and indifferent.

24. I just don't feel well You can say whatever you want. I won't be sad. I don't care.

I wish myself a happy life, my good friends. I'm sorry I've been away for so long. You don't remember.

If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, I won't take it.

27. Women are careful, but not too careful. If they are too cautious, they may be petty ~

28. I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

29. Thank those who have no obligation to accompany me.

30. If you love my half, I want to see her, and I am most willing to pay for you.

3 1. Talk about eternity, talk about vows of eternal love. Later, the flowers were buried, and the promise was like the wind. Meeting you was a dream of Conan.

32. Do I know you very well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. Click it and someone will come out.

33. We also had good memories, only blurred by tears.

34. If one day I am with someone else, it is not my fault. I can only blame myself for not knowing how to cherish.

You are the only one in the world. How can I not cherish you?

36. Now I love you and you don't love me. I just want to be with you. I'll dump you when you fall in love with me!

37. The cherry blossoms all failed. Won't they come back?

38. I am your real levity, and you are my vigorous shallowness.

Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

40. In this world, all people with true temperament always have different ideas.

4 1. This city, if it didn't have you from the beginning, maybe I wouldn't fail him better.

42. Don't touch, don't touch, don't think about my people. I can't control my temper well.

43. When we were children, we all liked to wear hemp high heels.

44. Are some people frustrated because they don't want to be lonely?

45. Whose new love is not someone else's old love, someone will always be a substitute.

46. You are the most painful choice for Russia. Why do you never give up wandering?

47. The heart is often the biggest liar. Others can lie to you for a while, but they will lie to you for a lifetime.

48. After the holiday, let this absurd youth end.

49. I should have been playing, but I was too absorbed. Youth, which should be indulged, can only be resigned to fate.

50. Effort is a verb, not a noun.

5 1. Selfish people will never find happiness.

52. Do you think I am strong, so I am not cherished?

53. I hope your reply can be as quick as an automatic reply.

54. If you can't give up, continue to like it, at least your heart won't be empty.

55. After a relationship is over, I will choose to cut my hair to a particularly cool and handsome level.

56. Don't always call me naive. I just don't want you to know that my heart hurts.

I swear that you are my enemy.

Please cure your illness, take your medicine, shut your mouth, close your legs and get out of here.

59. Women who depend on men will fall down one day.

What you can't see is my sadness. After all, you have no idea how much I love you. Because you care, but pretend you don't care.

6 1. Change your heart and give me a heart of stone.

Although I haven't left yet, I miss you so much! This is the most romantic love story.

63. Silence is a kind of wisdom, a kind of skill and an advantageous mentality.

64. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

65. A successful career is not necessarily your ideal.

66. Singles Day appears because you haven't come to my side yet; I am waiting for you.

67. The most difficult choice in the world is to choose between the two.

68. I stretch out three fingers and say to you: I'll give you five words: nonsense!

69. Human nature is the most interesting book, and you can't finish it all your life.

70. Maybe one day, those children will leave you and me, and maybe one day, you will forget me.

Funny space when bored.

1. I find myself more and more like the kind of person I hate, both in words and personality.

2. When I was young and ignorant, I felt that feelings were a lifetime thing. Now I can finally understand that some feelings are really only temporary.

Speaking is not necessarily better than singing. But singing must be worse than talking.

4. In life and love, you will know that there is always a time to let go and then continue.

5. Holiday: Just because I woke up doesn't mean I got up. School days: Just because I got up doesn't mean I woke up. What a painful feeling!

6. Be nice to yourself, because life is not long, and be nice to others, because you may not see them in the next life.

7. Waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport. ..

8. If you work hard, you can only give what you want; Someone gave it to you. You have to ask yourself, can you afford it?

9. All the people who loved me are gone, all the people I loved are gone, and I finally become different from myself.

10. Sorry, I am too weak to be proud in front of you.

1 1. I think you are not because I am lonely, but because I miss you.

12. Only people who really like you will turn over your words and praise you all the time.

13. If you love me, please tell me while I am still alive.

14. May Festival, dragon boat roasting, dragon drum ringing, near the river, hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

15. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you-

16. You are angry because you are not generous enough; You are depressed because you are not open-minded; You are anxious because you are not calm enough; You are sad because you are not strong enough; You are sad because you don't have enough sunshine.

17. I said I would never be impulsive, and I would cherish every minute about you #

18. The saddest thing in the world is not that I will never fall in love again. Is to lose the power to love without hesitation.

19. What happened to the girl with bangs? In fact, there is no good or bad, only habit.

20. How many people will abandon me if I pretend to have amnesia?

2 1. Next time I meet you at a certain intersection, please tell me that you had a good time.

When you climb up, be nice to the people around you, because you will meet them when you go down.

23. I'm not leaving, I'm still waiting, because it hurts when you look back.

24. Give up everything just to make you laugh and the future just to have you now-

25. Dare to touch my parents, my best friend, my brother and my partner, so that you can't see the sun tomorrow.

26. What makes you feel so far away from your heart? There is no right or wrong thing. Everything is wrong and can't be chased.

27. After more than half of the summer vacation, I find it difficult to breathe at the thought of starting school.

28. Are you the only one who can cause my insomnia?

29. He and I are not travelling together. He turned left and I turned right. He walked forward, but I stepped back.

I'm glad that I can reassure you to tell me this secret, even if it is unknown.

3 1. Love has only two endings, either going home or your mother becoming my mother.

32. Just because of a beautiful encounter, we turned everything upside down-

33. How can there be a future without surrendering the present? I don't know whether I win or lose, but I know a word called doing my best.

I want to overthrow all my love for you and let you know that all this is true.

35. Love means that one party pleases the other with his own flesh and blood. Either you are shattered, or two people are reborn. This is love and being loved.

36. The night taught me to hide my sadness and silence.

I know I can't impress you wholeheartedly.

38. Often your other half is your best friend's. I am the loneliest one.

39. I really love you when I love you, but I really don't love you when I don't-

40. Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

4 1. Thank you for telling me that touching is not love.

42. I once said that you love me is just a lie. I'm sorry, I was too mean. I loved you that year. Goodbye, I'll never see you again.

43. Walking into your city, I don't want to leave bits and pieces of thoughts all over the city; Living in your heart, I want to spend the rest of my life in peace.

44. Don't think that men all over the world are collectively bad just because they have experienced a bad man.

45. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and then fell asleep.

46. I have forgotten, but I always inadvertently take a photo and my heart aches.

The saddest thing is that the person you like thinks you like others.

48. If emotions and age can be gently torn up and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on.

The doctor said that wounds heal faster in summer than in winter, so it will be much easier to decide sad things in summer.

Since my concealment made you a joke, I made myself a joke.

5 1. Loneliness means that no one is listening when someone is talking; You have nothing to say when someone is listening!