Emotional humor jokes

Lead: There are always times when you are inexplicably unhappy. When you are in a bad mood, you won't do anything. Would you do that? Here I have collected some emotional humorous jokes to make your mood better quickly.

Emotional humor joke 1, two kinds of women are very cute, one is the mother type, very considerate, very caring and considerate of men. With such a woman, you will feel strong love. There is also a sister type. Very timid, very shy and very dependent on men. Being with such a woman will stimulate the appearance of men's character. Women who don't know how to care about others and never bow to men's weakness are basically the seven-day Judas level of diaosi women.

2, women, the older they get, the harder it is to find a partner, not because the older they are, the less attractive they are, but because the older they are, the harder it is to cheat.

3, like is: I don't like coriander, but I like you who love coriander; I don't like being melodramatic, but I like being melodramatic. I don't like shopping and outdoor, but I like to go anywhere with you.

4, girls wash socks: hmm ~ clean. Boy washing socks: Well, it doesn't stink.

5. Whenever there is a problem in the private life of a male star, what is the reaction of most single female netizens? Why didn't you come to me?

6. Ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

7. In the face of dazzling array of high-priced cosmetics, I deeply feel that sentence? There are no ugly women, only lazy women? No, the correct one should be:? There are no ugly women, only poor women. ?

8, fall in love, look beautiful, you can get angry at will; Good-looking, occasionally angry; Ugly, you have to be careful not to make each other angry!

9. When a man asks you: How are you and your boyfriend recently? Don't think he cares about you. In fact, he wants to ask: Did you break up with your boyfriend?

10, a pair of shoes. When you just buy them, you should kneel down and wipe them clean. Wear it for a long time, even if you are trampled, you may rarely bow your head.

People are generally like this, whether for things or feelings. At first, you were distressed when she frowned. Then she cried, and you were less nervous.

1 1. A woman will never understand why a man doubts her friendship with other men, because men know men too well!

12. Women strive for three goals in their life: to make their past boyfriends regret, to make their present boyfriends amazing, and to make their future boyfriends decent.

13, romantic marriage is dancing shoes, which are light, flexible and elegant, but once you leave the flat and smooth specific environment, it is extremely difficult to adapt and unrealistic.

14, looking for a girlfriend, you must find a gentle and virtuous person with strong hands-on ability! ! ! Like me, she just hit me?

Emotional humor joke 1, my former best friend told me: don't get married too early, you will regret it.

I didn't believe it until I got married. . . Do you know how hard it is to see a handsome guy on the street and not seduce him?

2, me: I am very tired at work these days, and my back hurts!

Girlfriend: My back hurts, too!

Me: I ran outside with a backache. Do you still have a backache?

Best friend: I am, with big breasts!

Ah, bah ~

One day at noon, I was lingering with my girlfriend. Girlfriend asks: Don't you go to work?

I said: going to work is not as important as you.

Girlfriend disdainfully said: Hum, yes, it's not as important as going to work!

It makes me look stupid.

4. My friend gave me a pair of couplets, which is quite meaningful:

Part I: Your home is not as good as mine.

Bottom line: It's best to go to Hanting in the backyard of the vestibule.

Horizontal batch: Hey!

5.w: What was it like to see a girl's body for the first time?

M: The screen is too small.

Emotional humor jokes 1. I went to dinner with some girlfriends last night and sat in the box. I waited for more than an hour and didn't serve. I asked a girlfriend: Why don't you serve? Go, hurry up! ?

Boudoir:? During the Spring Festival, business is booming, and it is the same everywhere. Wait! ?

After half an hour, I couldn't help going down to rush the meal. I found it was dark and the hotel doors were closed. Is it closed? !

2. I chatted with some friends this morning, and I proudly told them that I grabbed a red envelope last night and grabbed it all night, but I just got a month's salary.

Friends expressed their admiration one after another, and suddenly a deep voice said, Your salary is quite low? .

3. female:? Why do you say I am a woman? What's the difference between me and ordinary girls?

Man:? Do you always rub with water or turn off the water when you take a shower and rub mud for yourself?

Woman:? It is raining. Sometimes it is closed to save water. How do ordinary girls rub it?

Man:? The average girl will directly say that she hates others to rub out the mud! ?

4. I checked in with my girlfriend for the first time. After taking a shower, she stared at me and said, Are you men all the same size?

I was very angry and said loudly: Who else have you seen?

She replied:? My nephew's. ?

I'm surprised: Isn't he a pupil?

I washed half my feet last night, and the water was very cold. When I heated the water, I forgot to put my feet in the footbath.

6. a:? What kind of boyfriend are you looking for?

b:？ He wants to tolerate me infinitely, even if it is my shortcoming, he only regards it as a feature. Still have to appreciate me, even if I look plain, I must be a beauty in his eyes. ?

A:? The only thing that can meet your requirements is probably the mobile APP with beauty function. . . ?

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