Life makes fun of humorous jokes.

Perhaps only poverty can drive an adult to bid farewell to the warm bed and leave home on time every Monday to Friday morning, regardless of the cold wind and frost outside. Did you poke your smile? The following is a humorous joke about life that I prepared for you. Let's have a good laugh!

After life teased humorous jokes (1) 1 and double eleven, everyone who came to deliver the courier was like an emperor. Everyone in the office is eager for luck,

When he called someone's name, that person went to get the courier as if to honor his ancestors. Some people sigh and continue to wait for expectations?

I was shopping with my friends when I suddenly saw an old man fall to the ground. Without saying anything, I went up to help his friend hold my hand and said, Your family is not rich, is it?

I broke free from his hand, but I didn't expect to be held by him again: my wife and children are still waiting for you to eat?

I kicked him and said, That's my dad! ?

3. An old classmate I haven't contacted for a long time borrowed 65,438+10,000 from me. I feel particularly touched. After I changed my mobile phone number eight times, he can still contact me.

In the subway, there was a middle-aged man with a cane and a plaster cast on his left leg.

Holding an enamel bowl with a few coins in it, it reached out to me and shook it gently.

I slowly raised my head, looked at him deeply and said, Brother, what's wrong with your leg? It's been over two years, and it hasn't improved at all. ?

He turned silently and walked to the next carriage!

Chatting with a foreign friend, she asked me what is made in China and what is the best quality.

I said: subway and bus!

She: Why? how many people can it hold?

I took a deep breath of my cigarette and said, how much can I hold!

Humorous jokes about life (2) 1. I saw a skinny girl curled up on the corner and said that she hadn't eaten a bite for four days. I sighed and walked away silently. Girls nowadays dare to do anything to lose weight!

After the experiment, I found that the best way to stop my friends from brushing their pets is to comment on every photo? How much is a catty? .

I was surprised to find that my wife may be a robot, because I can control her movements and emotions through buttons in the computer system. Click like me? Buy now? She'll grin? Empty? She'll go crazy.

Early winter night, a person walking in the street, looking at the distant road, feeling really tired! I said to myself, come on, I must come on! MD, this motorcycle is out of gas, which makes my hands weak! Fortunately, the gas station is not far!

I peek at my husband's mobile phone every morning. I was angry to see him chatting with my little lover, but I couldn't tell him because I couldn't watch it after I told him I changed my password.

6. After beginning of winter, the weather became colder and colder, and my clothes were thin. I want to buy a cotton-padded coat, but I am short of money.

My aunt who sells clothes asked me: Is the child cold? Do you want a coat?

Happiness comes too suddenly. When I put on my coat, I was moved to tears. In order not to let my kind aunt see my weakness, she turned and ran. . .

The kind aunt shouted at the back:? Kid. . . Money. . . Money. . . ?

A coat is enough. How can I ask for your money? . .

Life makes fun of humorous jokes (3) 1, my lovelorn niece Lacrimosa, I comforted her: My uncle is an experienced person. You have to believe that it's nothing to be lovelorn once, and you will meet better people later. ?

She sobbed and answered:? You are lying! ?

I said:? I'm your uncle. Why should I lie to you? ?

She sneered: I mean, you have never been in love, and you are not even an experienced person! ?

I sprained my ankle while climbing the mountain two days ago and went to work the next day. I passed by the customer, and then the customer said to my colleague, is your unit a welfare enterprise? Disabled people need it!

Me. . .

3. hey! Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

? Hello! Does anyone in your family want to participate in Good Voice?

? Don't! ?

? Without you, the fucking wolf howled in the middle of the night! Are you going to let people sleep?

A female colleague is black, but her mother is white. A male colleague asked her: Is your mother a doctor?

She said, no, why do you ask?

M: I think your mother should have a lot of ink in her stomach?

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