Get a high score for a joke.

LZ has a lot of words on the internet. I say a few from books or from others.

(pure hand, I don't think I copied it)

1.450 minutes to Peking University!

(My Taobao name is this, hehe ... Online: 400 points short of Peking University, but I think it is too little, so I changed it to 450 points short of Peking University! )

2. waiter! Please give me tomatoes and fried tomatoes.

Although failure is the mother of success, success may also give birth to a failed son.

I read this in a book, hehe ... interesting.

4. Who said that Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving a name? How else do we know his name is Lei Feng?

(It seems to be a line from the TV series "Dwelling House")

I invite you to dinner today, provided that you pay for the meal yourself! Ha ha laugh

(This can be used as a joke with friends at ordinary times)

6. Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

(This is what I saw on the Internet before)

7. Give me a woman, and I can create 56 nationalities!

(same as above)

8. If there is no accident in the college entrance examination, I should be admitted to Peking University. By the way, I said there was nothing unexpected when I copied the exam ~ ~ ~

This is what I said when I was joking with my classmates in the college entrance examination.

9. (swearing) I quarreled with others, and he blurted out: Your mother's B, I was so angry that I casually said: Your father's B,

Make the audience laugh!

This joke is a fact, slightly adapted.

It is suggested that the landlord can watch the TV series ipartment.

There are many classic and funny quotations in it, and the content also makes you laugh to death ~

I hope the landlord will adopt it! 》