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Cai Wenji: One Woman Waiting for Three Husbands (2)
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In the couple's room, red silk curtains are warm, candles are dancing, and there are noisy voices of congratulations and drunkenness outside the door. Wenxi sat propped up on the edge of the bed, her thin fingers gently stroking her wedding dress.
"Miss, do you want me to see you off and let your uncle come in early?" The handmaid looked at the young lady's hand and giggled.
"Don't be ridiculous, what kind of person have I become?" Wenxi said with a hint of anger, paused, gently lifted the veil with his hand, and quickly put it down, saying, "Tell me, what's so special about the decoration of this room?"
The handmaid bit her lip, looked around the room and said, "Like other rich families, carved beams and painted buildings, jade plates and pottery dishes ..." Wenxi listened, her back a little slack, and she sighed gently in the red veil.
"Ah, don't panic, Miss. There is a calligraphy tablet on this curtain, which is unrestrained and fluent without losing Zhuang Dian ..." Your handmaid has followed the Cai family for many years and has heard about calligraphy.
"Don't talk nonsense here. Do you think it's weird? Be careful that people laugh at you. Tell me quickly. Do you know what is written on that plaque? " Wen Xi came in at this time and stood back.
"Hum, young lady, you underestimate me. The four words on that plaque are very unusual. It says, "Unique flower." The maid deliberately read the last four words word by word, very proud.
Hearing these four words, Wenxi stood up again and again in shock and said, "Could it be him?" The handmaid hurriedly tapped the young lady's shoulder and said, "Young lady just called me fooling around, but now I'm in a hurry." The handmaid couldn't help laughing.
"What do you know!" Yue Xi said to Chen Jiao, and then said to the maid, "Last year, the end of winter was over, and the Spring Festival was coming, and willows sprouted and tender grass sprouted. At that time, a student came to Chenliu County to learn calligraphy from his father. At that time, his father's intention to teach almost faded and he was not accepted. Later that student made a poem and sent it to me. At that time, I happened to be there and saw the poem:
Young grass grows tall, and the rich army is unique. However, drinking half a drop of dew from the treetops will make you more energetic and spring-like.
I saw my father frowning and saying,' This poem is beautiful. It would be better to change' a stroke' into' a flower'. Hearing this, the father immediately received the scholar. "
The handmaid clapped her hands and said, "Miss, this is a godsend opportunity. That scholar must be the son of the Wei family. "
"I don't know. I am a young lady who has never become a monk. How can I get to know young men and foreigners? It's just that I know that when scholars learn calligraphy from their father, they cough from time to time. During that time, I played Chun Xue every day, with my lungs tuned and my voice clear. I wonder if this scholar's typhoid lung disease can get better. "
"Young lady, the fate between you and this scholar is really unusual. If this scholar is the son of Wei, it will be a beautiful talk through the ages! " The maid is bookish.
"Teach you to know a few words and read a few books, and you will become more and more proud. It's really ... "Wen Xi scold a word, he embarrassed to cover his face with a layer of HongLing.
At this time, the door was opened, and the groom was surrounded by everyone in a red robe, and his face was slightly smoked. I saw him salute everyone and explain, "You are very kind and sanitary, but it is only the season of spring. Drinking too much is really inappropriate, it will hurt the lungs and liver. Please go back to rest as soon as possible. " Everyone booed, and then the slaves came to evacuate, and the groom was able to get away with it.
At this time, a group of women and maids came in to wait on the bride and groom to complete the ceremony. Wei's daughter dragged Cai's family to leave the new house, but Cai's maid said, "We haven't finished the ceremony yet. Please retreat first, and I'll leave as soon as I can. " Hearing this, the groom turned pale and surprised, but he still signaled the Wei family's wife and daughter to step down.
Wenxi sat on the edge of the bed, sweating profusely, and it was not good to make any noise to stop it. I thought she would read and write with her, and would never do anything to the cupboard, so I clenched my fist and did nothing.
"Uncle, our young lady showed amazing talent at an early age, and everything was different in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I have been with her since I was a child, and I have the honor to know a few words. I also wrote a poem in early spring, but I felt something was wrong. If you can change this place, it will be a real match made in heaven. "
Wei Jiazi listened to her maid's absurd and unreasonable request, but she could not refuse. He had to answer politely, "I want to hear the details."
The servant girl cleared her throat and chanted, "The grass is young and stands out in the house. But drinking half a drop of dew from the treetops will make you more alive and more spring. " The maid glanced at the groom's official, smiled and told the story one by one, thus leaving the bride sitting quietly and the groom with mixed feelings and quietly retreating.
When the maid stepped down, Wei Zhongdao knelt at Wenxi's feet and cried, "My wife is my great benefactor. Sick from an early age. Every spring, I suffer from lung disease. When I was a teacher in Fufu, I first got my wife's "one-word kindness", and then my wife's "playing the piano to treat the lungs". These two kinds of kindness are equivalent to reconstruction. Now please accept my worship.
Wenxi got up quickly, took Wei Zhongdao's hand and said, "My husband's words are too heavy for my little daughter." After that, I felt uncomfortable again and wanted to take my hand back. Unexpectedly, my hand was gripped tightly.
Wei Zhongdao conveniently got up, sat next to Wenxi on the edge of the bed, gently lifted the bride's head, and gingerly lifted the bride's red veil. He saw Wenxi's rosy and shiny face, gentle process, silky black eyebrows, round nose and thick lips, just like a female bodhisattva coming out of a mural. Wei Zhongdao was in awe.
"Madam, I have an ungrateful request to my husband."
"Please go ahead, husband."
"Tonight, I want to listen to the song" Chun Xue "that Niang gritted her teeth again."
"What's the difficulty!" Wen Xi immediately took out Jiao Qin Wei, who didn't leave his body.
Just listen to the sound of the piano, sometimes everything knows spring, but the wind is indifferent, and sometimes there are awe-inspiring sounds of self-discipline and beautiful snow bamboo.
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